Celebrities who've fucked up

[Benny]

For the famous people who've been caught doing stuff.




https://www.thewrap.com/acting-coach...-with-a-child/

Cameron Thor, an acting coach and actor whose credits include “Jurassic Park,” “A Few Good Men” and “Ring of Fire,” has been found guilty of lewd conduct with a minor, the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office told TheWrap. Thor had been charged with kidnapping and sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl. On Wednesday, Thor, 55, was found guilty of one count of committing a lewd act with a child after a day of jury deliberations.

[phonics]

Lamar Odom was found passed out on the floor of a brothel the other night. He'd taken so much cocaine it knocked him out which is impressive.

[Benny]

Probably worth including images of these people, because I have no idea who that is.

[Giggles]

Former NBA player according to Google.

Speaking of US sports people. Too many to mention in the NFL but Aaron Hernandez really deserves one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Hernandez

[Lewis]

Jimmy Page kidnapped and shagged (raped) a fourteen year old in his heyday, but he cleverly got around the law by being Jimmy Page.

[simon]

Lamar Odom was found passed out on the floor of a brothel the other night. He'd taken so much cocaine it knocked him out which is impressive.

I'd probably do the same if my wife finally decided to lose weight and make herself look attractive after the divorce.

[Baz]

Yeah add that to his list of fuckups: married the worst Kardashian.

[simon]

Kendall.

[Lewis]

Yeah, but she's the only one who isn't a dickhead, so surely a better marriage candidate.

[Baz]

Whoa now, back up. Don't be badmouthing Kourtney in front of me.

[Lewis]

She wouldn't have put up with Scott Dickhead for so long if she wasn't a twat herself.

[Baz]

Her tolerance of him is what makes me know she'd bloody love me.

[simon]

Yeah, but she's the only one who isn't a dickhead, so surely a better marriage candidate.

Kendall trumps Khloe in this category as well.

[Lewis]

I don't know whether that's true or not, but I doubt our courtship would survive me telling her old man that he's a bloke in a dress.

[Mazuuurk]

So it took about 5 posts for a "Celebrity" thread to end up being about the Kardashian family. There's a sign of our time for you.

[Alex]

Jimmy Page kidnapped and shagged (raped) a fourteen year old in his heyday, but he cleverly got around the law by being Jimmy Page.

In a similar vein, Pete Townsend's "It was just research for my book, honest!" defence to to that child pornography website they caught him paying for always seemed very sketchy to me. He seems to have recovered from it very well though. Closed the Olympics and everything.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Chris Langham had a similar defence to Pete Townshend and he still seems to be a pariah.

[John]

That Lamar Odom bloke didn't take enough coke to knock him out, he took enough to send him into a coma they reckon he probably won't come out of. He must have loaded it into a morral and just been breathing it in continuously.

[Lewis]

I think Pete Townshend (still hasn't written that book, although the last time I saw him mention it he had a brilliant excuse about banks) only paid to view it, where as Chris Langham had the proper heavy-duty stuff on his computer for wanking purposes.

[Shindig]

And Langham's the more likely to actually produce a book.