Expect my balls resting on you face.
Ha.
Tomorrow's game between Burnley and Fulham has been postponed.
Twitter awash with opinions demanding Fulham play, have points deducted and players banned. Glorious.
Regulion benched after some sort of party involvement. Another one on the fantasy bonfire.
So unlike the Burnley crowd to boo and moan. Back in my day, when we had crowds, they’d kick your player up in the air and they’d boo. Their player would fall over with no one near them and they’d boo. Disputed throw? Boo. Goal kick? Oh you know they’re booing.
Why start Winks against Leeds?
All about the old firm game today.
Shit Scottish football has as much of a place in my threads as shit English football or shit European competitions. All shitness is welcome.
Dominating.
You don't realise how horrific Prime coverage is until you find yourself really enjoying listening to Glenn Hoddle.
If Bielsa actually cared about winning they could pick us apart so easily
Lethal.
However we are playing with:
RB = utility man
LB = winger
CB = right back
CB = centre mid
This Leeds manager is always crouching down like he is one of those campers in Call of Duty
Turns out you can sit deep and rinse Leeds without taking the game to them.
That red card for Celtic was desperately stupid. Rangers haven't really been in the game so far before then.
Is this the Leeds title charge over then?
Rangers winning this without having a shot on target is going to be pretty funny.
Stick a fork in the jock league.
You say that as if Rangers aren’t winning the Europa League
Another goal within 5 minutes.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55466395
Small pockets official.
Poisoned chalice comes to mind.
Who cares what the chalice has in it if it's carved out of the world's biggest diamond?
Some goal that by Eze.
That was glorious by Eze.
I hadn't realised Ryan had been totally frozen out by Potter. What's he been doing? Shagging someone's wife? Slagging off Paul Weller?
I'm a big backer of Pothead but why tf does he insist on forcing me to watch Dan Burn's overlapping runs and general play in possession? Play White back there and play Groß/Propper/Lallana/Alzate/The Ghost of Bobby Zamora.
Mainly because it was the complete fault of a Ravens coach that caused the outbreak. Not to mention it's very hard to postpone games in the NFL and still get them played in time for the season to be completed.
Compare that to the numerous midweek slots where we can play Burnley before the end of May.
Jesus, Dan Burn shouldn't see a single minute of prem football in his life again.
Tuchel to Brighton?
Just the five centre halves starting for Brighton tonight. They’re absolutely dreadful. Hopefully Fulham put them down
They're just a completely 1-man team reliant on that freak of nature Lamptey to get them up the pitch.
The Veltman/Burn wingback axis really is a thing of beauty.
And yet they are still inexplicably shit at set pieces. Should really have kept Duffy so they could stick White in midfield to have 6 centre halves starting.
Potter's a moron, but this has been apparent from early on. If he gets done over by Scott 'Scotty Parker' Parker then, well, what can you say? I have them as favourites for 19th at the moment.
Not only has he thrown on some Swiss donkey, he's kept Dan Burn on the pitch. And Burn has proceeded to reward him with a vital goal-saving clearance for Wolves and a hideous first touch to waste a top chance. This is legitimately the worst individual performance you're ever likely to see
It should be said that Wolves fully deserve to lose this game based on their kit choice alone, so one can only hope that the football gods are sadists, I mean, watching.
I fancy WBA here. If Saka can't get some open space to run in to, Arsenal can't create.
I've got a draw on this left in a four team acca and I'm tempted to back the Brom to cover myself a bit.
Brighton are going to be absolutely fine. Just need someone that can score goals. Either way Tony Bloom has a bigger brain than any of us so commentary is pointless.
XG models have Brighton top six. Make of that what you will.
He doesn't actually get to score goals for us though.
The comeback was a lovely surprise. Taz is right that Lamptey is our best way of going forward with any pace. But being behind showed that when we play with some urgency it's a lot easier to create chances. Hopefully that spurs us on.
Also Burn was bad but Traore was seriously good, I thought.
Of course it’s Tierney scoring a curler in the snow.
While we're at it, can we please abolish 'assists' (have been calling for this for over a decade) and replace it with xG created?
Smith Rowe has been excellent.
Arteta needs to ship Nelson and willock out if there’s potential they take a single minute away from martinelli, saka or smith Rowe opportunities.