The seethe is real.
The seethe is real.
Tariq Nasheed will be in bits.
Why not? It's infinitely more useful than another spiceboy clone in Balenciagas and Stone Island.Originally Posted by Shindig
People are fuming
Why? I know the answer but I’d love to watch you try talk your way around it.
I don't really care about someone's sexual preference but dressing up as a school girl at his age seems a little bit perverse. Hard drive sort of weird.
It's mental how much some people care.
Turns out you do if you want to. It's just a fella in a skirt Shinners. You'll be OK.
If the skirt was tartan and he declared himself Scottish it would suddenly be MANLY.
Women have been doing it for nightclubs, hen do's and parties for decades.
Gylfi has entered the chat
I've dressed as a woman myself, twice. I won a bottle of liebfraumilch and Ł50 for the honour too. I just don't really understand why he'd choose to dress as a school girl. If there is even a reason for it, that is.
It looks way too much like a school uniform to me.
I'll be fucked if I'm backing any trans shit but until I see stronger links between this and penis shrinking pills for the mentally ill, I'm happy to back it as just big dick energy fashion choices. The Tom Davies duo photos are iconic.
Shinners embracing the Saudi spirit.
I don't think the bag goes with the rest of the ensemble.
Ballbag, obvs
Stunning and brave.
It's some cloth around his legs. Read less into it.
It's funny. Dominic Calvert-Lewin in a schoolgirl outfit doesn't even register, whereas John Lewis Insurance and Partners (no less) cynically exploiting something that I doubt anyone on their board has the first clue about really did annoy me.
remember when people refused to respect zink's pleas to stop using homophobic slurs all the time (e.g. faggot) and then he left
i like to think between my posts and Jimmy's Jimmy we've got him covered
Dress away as a woman grand, nobody should really give a shit. But there’s something a bit creepy about dressing up as a schoolgirl.
First they allow this then they will allow marrying dogs. Funny for those who cast the Snowflake jibe is usually the one most offended by well, personal choice.
Did you look this good though?
It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.
Yeah, that's what made me wince. Why a schoolgirl... it's a bit creepy.
I'm not sure there's enough overlap on the venn diagram between schoolgirls and strapping six foot male professional athlete Dominic Calvert-Lewin for it to be creepy is there?
It's just high fashion. They make everyone dress like twats, it's the rule.
Again, women have been dressing up as schoolgirls on nights out for generations. Why is it creepy when a bloke does it? Is the thinking that it means he wants to have sex with school girls? Because I wear a tie to work but I don't want to shag John Major.
What about the handbag though?
It's a Sporran and hot pink is his families colour.
I swear, every time there's a picture of Lofty, he grows another foot in height.
This got me. Kudos.
I think the lady doth protest too much.
Is it even a schoolgirl's uniform? I thought the upper half was just a shirt, tie and suit jacket.
Yeah, I didn't really get the schoolgirl vibe off it. Just some idiot in 'flared shorts'. Fair play to him, but going down that road would worry me if I were a fan of his football. Not sure many players have managed to twin high fashion dickhead with still being a decent player.
To me it seems pure Souness to think that the two might be correlated.
Of course they aren't, and the sample size is probably non-existent. Did Daniel Sturridge always have 'other interests' for the brief while he was decent? I would assume he did. Then who do we have, Stephen Ireland and his pink Range Rover?
Sir Alex 'Fergie' Ferguson kicked a boot at one once, he wasn't bad.
It's actually disappointing that we haven't moved on more. 20 odd years ago he wore that Sarong but the rest of the boring cunts are still exclusively personality vacuums with the same black Range Rover.
I don't think dressing like a nonce and having a personality are one and the same.
Apparently not. I have it on good authority from a London cabbie that DCL has no sense of humour whatsoever.
Being a footballer is generally not amenable to having a personality. It's a completely pre-programmed sport, robots thrive.
I find it very hard to believe that a cab driver would have anything bad to say about a black fella.
And I find it hard to believe your first thought would be to reach for the racism card.
"I was just saying, in another life he could be doing a different kind of shooting, but he just sat there staring at his phone. Rude he was. But... well... you know."
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When it comes to Taxi Drivers it's the automatic assumption. Just like we all know Andy and Bamster are on the tax dodge, Kiko is funding Human Trafficing and RvN has installed a microcamera in the staff toilet.
Some truths are universal.
I'm not going to have to explain how jokes work am I?
Am I meant to be adding tags or something?
Both Lofty and DCL...
It helps pay the bills.
Vindication for Baz.
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