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    Mash cylinder topped with carrot and turnip rectangles and asparagus. Inverted Yorkshire pudding? Are those chives?

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    A traditional Bottom Ireland roast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luca View Post
    I absolutely refuse to believe that’s Giggles’ Christmas dinner. Deviant.
    It definitely isn't; who takes half a photo of their plate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    Mash cylinder topped with carrot and turnip rectangles and asparagus. Inverted Yorkshire pudding? Are those chives?
    What’s the inverted Yorkshire? The roast potato?

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    Yeah I guess it does look more like a potato. I definitely had you down as a pile of turkey, some ham and 8 roasties in a pool of gravy man.

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    Persona ruined with a single post. Absolute fraud.

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    It looks like a modern art piece.

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    That's fucked me up differently. Explain or I'll deprive you of our toxicity exchanges.

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    It’s a pisstake.

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    Is it? He’s a bit of a food nonce isn’t he?

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    My Christmas dinner was a mothers dinner which basically means plate piled high as a mountain with no thought to presentation.

    On the plus side though. Less guests meant more Pigs in Blankets.

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    Giggles has always loved cooking, no? I remember him posting an amazing looking curry a while back.

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    I'm taking his silence as 100% guilt for lying and misleading us (his closest friends).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    I'm taking his silence as 100% guilt for lying and misleading us (his closest friends).
    Am I being silent? You have to make a bit of an effort at Christmas, the mrs does be pleased with it.

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    Can’t believe he’s not posted since. Trolled us and left the board.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Am I being silent? You have to make a bit of an effort at Christmas, the mrs does be pleased with it.
    She's pleased with the photo that you downloaded from the Internet. I'm on to you Giggsy!

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    If I was downloading one I’d have picked something a bit nicer.

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    Whatsapp now has a (it's new, right?). What a year 2021 is already shaping up to be.

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    Where?

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    Did taz just discover emojis?

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    I saw some funny pictures of cats on the Internet last night.

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    According to this it was released on 9th December so please come gobble up my sweaty balls, you fucking idiot.

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    Figured out you can send messages to people via text yesterday. Bit like mail but electronically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Figured out you can send messages to people via text yesterday. Bit like mail but electronically.
    😂🤣😭

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    According to this it was released on 9th December so please come gobble up my sweaty balls, you fucking idiot.
    It’s not remotely as good but it’ll do.

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    Galaxy Ripples are so good, and the best breakfast I could think of today.

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    Climbed a local hill today which was beaut.

    I did inadvertently jump in an icy “puddle” at the top I assumed was just frozen surface water which made the wander back down a bit more brisk and cold.

    Proper vicar of dibley levels of stupidity.

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    Drinking a cup of tea, smoking a fag in the snow Is the closest you can get to a high without drugs. Just good shit.

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    That's at least two drugs.

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    People who count caffeine as a drug are wimps I’m beta as fuck but those people are beta betas. They’re Charlies.

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    Smoking? Disgraceful.

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    Smokers are jokers. FACT.

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    Worse than peados.

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    Do you lot have those cretinous elf on the shelf and matching pyjamas things over there too or is it only cunts here?

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    We have the elf. The self-styled family Christmas tradition. Little fucker's gone back to the north pole now though.

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    Worst thing my wife ever did was buying that little cunt.

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    I won't allow it in our household. It sounds god awful. Nothing wrong with an advent calendar instead.

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    A parent of a kid at work put their elf into two weeks of isolation inside a clear plastic box.

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    Yeah, quite a few people I know pulled that one.

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    We had one, but it wasn’t the standard creepy looking nonce version - just a random elf teddy my brother-in-law’s girlfriend bought from a posh garden centre. I tried not to get involved with it, but the time I made him draw a self portrait of himself doing a poo was a winner, and the picture was subsequently copied in the morning by my daughter. Was a bit of a relief when Father Christmas took him back home.

    Also Christmassy Instagram photos has opened my eyes to the fact that the aforementioned brother-in-laws girlfriend is a twin and he chose the wrong one.
    I'm a twit

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    My nonce in the sconce still hasn't been developed. If you made it look like a well-known nonce would you have to pay them royalties, or would some proceeds of crime rule let you keep it all? You could do it as a different/topical one every year to keep sales going.

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    I still don't know what 'elf on a shelf' is even though the parents I know seem to talk of it like it's as much a part of Christmas as mince pies.

    Is it some kind of treasure hunt type thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I still don't know what 'elf on a shelf' is even though the parents I know seem to talk of it like it's as much a part of Christmas as mince pies.

    Is it some kind of treasure hunt type thing?
    No, it’s just an elf that parents move around at night, sometimes make it do ‘wacky’ things, I think under the guise of keeping an eye on the children in the household on behalf of FC.

    I refuse to participate in this cretinous behaviour. That and ‘Christmas eve boxes’.

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    It's an American thing and it is awful. There's a book that goes with it, which is also dreadful.

    Ours basically does nothing most of the time as we forget (and then there's the sense of existential dread you get when you wake up at 06.55 and wonder if anyone remembered to move the fucking thing).

    Christmas eve shit got knocked on the head this year after nanny made a play to make that a thing last year.

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    Sounds like something of the internet era, done for the social media.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Sounds like something of the internet era, done for the social media.
    Bingo.

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    I’ve never taken a photo of our elf. Every morning we got “I can’t wait to see what Twinkle has been up to.”

    Heaven forbid kids get excited by a toy elf who comes alive and gets up to mischief when they’re asleep, and parents play along for reasons other that upvotes.
    I'm a twit

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    Pretty much what Baz said and ours has never been posted on Facebook either.

    He has his own Insta but that's his business.

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    Took some snaps by the Tay.

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