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DarkWeb.
Well remembered mate.
Goodness, actual snow.EDIT: Nevermind, it's finished. Lasted all of two minutes.
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I'll goodness you in a minute.
I wrapped the presents and I’ve done a fucking awful job of it.
Originally Posted by Lewis
Well remembered mate.
Went to Asda to get tiramisu (traditional Christmas puddings can go straight to the bin) expecting it to be heaving, but it was oddly calm. Somewhat tempted by the baked goods being reduced but resisted.
Smyths is likely to be heaving today, right?
I'm a twit
You'd have to be a sadist to find out.
Considering he's had about 5 Covid tests with no symptoms or being told to do so I'm sure Baz will be popping in.
My father-in-law asked my wife (and by extension me) to go to Curry's today to pick up a present, which I refused and it turned out it was out of stock anyway. He found it in stock at Argos and said he would sort it since he was half day today. Since found out he has roped her brother into getting instead
I meant more that it would indeed be a horror show and you'd have to enjoy pain to go, but now I realise that a sadist is the person that inflicts the pain, not the person that enjoys it. I'll PM Hammer and ask him to help me with my terminology in future.
I’ve had two. Work told me to have one and today’s was so I can go into my parents house tomorrow. And it’s explicitly called No Symptom Testing.
I'm a twit
https://www.theguardian.com/technolo...istmas-message
Interesting stuff.
As well as being utterly (and conventionally) lame, it doesn't even look convincing, which surely defeats the object.
It's only worth it if she throws to Tupac and Carrie Fisher half way through it.
Four drinks and I'm absolutely sozzled. Hadn't really realised that I've barely had a drink all year.
Yeah, I’m gonna be the same. My head is thumping after 3.5 drinks
Everyone on these Christmas soaps is breaking the guidelines all over the shop.
It's probably leading to a big cast cull.
First Xmas meal done and it was a success. Bitch marinaded the turkey overnight with lemon, I think that might have been the trick because it was moister than your mum's flaps when I turn up.
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Good effort. I've not got owt special in but I will be having belly pork tomorrow.
That stuffing isn't done.
Turkey looks amazing.
Definitely Aunt Bessie's.
Ya, it's meant to make 12 balls and I went with 8 and the increased size messed it up. We live and learn.
Supermarket fresh ones. Do people make there own much? The missus proposed it along with Cranberry sauce and I just laughed her off as being some freshie Russian immigrant with no sense of what's normal.
Yorkshire puddings, despite the mythology, are some of the easiest things to make. It's just pancake batter (of sorts) in the oven, i don't even know if the DON'T OPEN THE OVEN wisdom has much mileage in it.
First Xmas meal done and it was a success. Bitch marinaded the turkey overnight with lemon, I think that might have been the trick because it was moister than your mum's flaps when I turn up.
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I'm so glad I have an opportunity to post this.
I tend to make my own, but I'm not knocking yours. I love an aunt Bessie's (or equivalent) as well.
Homemade yorkshire pubs are fairly easy to do, but when I do a toad in the hole, for some reason I end up with sausage in pancakes. F ing annoying!
I genuinely started watching this thinking I was going to learn a few improvements...
I love how the results come out and he just goes with it as a success.
I'm genuinely amazed he's managed to fuck that up as much as he has.
Just watched it all. It's brilliant. His confidence that he's nailed it.
The beauty of it is the over the top steps he takes to make a 4 ingredient dish, but apparently he never bothered to Google what they should look like?
Why is he using beef juices as dripping?
He also carries the same confidence with cooking meat. It's genuinely concerning. Like, he knows what cooked meat should look like.
It's traditional, but so is letting them rise, so fuck knows.
Merry Christmas, all!
I had to make a dash for the Queensland border last week after Sydney had a flare-up in cases. I got back a couple of days before the border closed. It's nice to be around the family again - I got the OK to work from here until things calm down, so who knows when I'll be heading back.
But I know it's far worse for lots of you guys. I hope you're still able to have a really nice day.
Merry Christmas you cunts.
Merry Christmas, lads.
Felix Navidad, you reasonable group of people. Feliz Navidad? Fuck, I dunno. Big ups, Chris Mass.
But dripping is the actual fat that has been separated from the juices after a roast has been done.
He's just using the juices which can't be traditional as there's not enough fat content in there.
Merry Christmas dickheads.
Fuck it, I'm gonna make some yorkshire pudding tomorrow. I'm no baker but I can't do worse than he did.
Merry Christmas x
Merry Christmas all.
Merry Christmas mates.
Happy Festivus you filthy bastards.
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