https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55037641

Single-handedly proving the link between heading a football and dementia, this man is a colossus of sport media.

A thread to saviour his contribution to the field.

This week's highlights:

I am only joking, though
I wasn't particularly sensible off the pitch when I was a young player either - I just didn't get caught as often as Mario did.
His nickname was Super Mario but the other players used to call us "the brothers" or "the twins", although I was the much better-looking one, obviously.
I was going to suggest whether he submitted these to the actual writer in the form of a drawing on an Etch A Sketch signed 'micah aged 32 ˝' but turns out he just gets a call.