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    The Artist Formerly Known as Taz
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    Waff, you gotta stop these Chelsea takes, they're doing you harm.

    I really thought Southampton were better than prolonging the top level career of BLM's answer to Mason Mount but in all fairness they are down to the bones.

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    Also, someone put Havertz out of his misery already with a loan offer back to Bundesliga.

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    Calvert-Lewin will revert to normal once crowds come back and his composure disappears, so Everton want to be cashing in in January.

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    Glad I picked Chelsea for this round of Last Man Standing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Also, someone put Havertz out of his misery already with a loan offer back to Bundesliga.
    Suck your Nan's tits.

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    Manchester City XI: Ederson, Walker, Dias, Ake, Cancelo, Rodrigo, Mahrez, Foden, Silva, Sterling, Aguero.

    Arsenal XI: Leno, Bellerin, Holding, Gabriel, Tierney, Saka, Xhaka, Ceballos, Willian, Aubameyang, Pepe.


    Aguero is back.

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    Throws on a flaky Arab, a RB in CM and 'Tammy' and looks to park the bus for 30 minutes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Waff, you gotta stop these Chelsea takes, they're doing you harm.

    I really thought Southampton were better than prolonging the top level career of BLM's answer to Mason Mount but in all fairness they are down to the bones.
    Me and you would have them top three on our own. Lampard is confirmed fraud

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    Another defensive masterclass from 'Frank'.

    250 million quid well spent. Roman's going to have him murdered.

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    @Don

    :****)

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    Their ACLs are about as secure as your missus' hymen, pipe down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Another defensive masterclass from 'Frank'.

    250 million quid well spent. Roman's going to have him murdered.
    They scored enough last year. Clear as day the issue was in defence. Suppose Kepa was back

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    This rule where you can spend the 30 minutes prior to the match running non stop betting ads but during the 7 minutes at half time you can’t is so dumb.

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    Rattled beyond belief

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Waff, you gotta stop these Chelsea takes, they're doing you harm.

    I really thought Southampton were better than prolonging the top level career of BLM's answer to Mason Mount but in all fairness they are down to the bones.
    Are you talking about Walcott? He created more chances than anyone else and usually takes players a while to get used to the inside right/left positions in this system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    xG had it right then?

    Meh, I hate VAR, but Liverpool got loads of odd offsides last year so I guess this is leveling it out (although the Mané one is quite perplexing). It removes all the joy from the game. That said, if you're going to have it, then it needs to be the bullshit absolute line/armpit offside style and I just hope they don't waiver from that to some sort of margin of error/ruling on the field stands type fiasco (as is the case with penalties within the system).
    Bring back the daylight rule if you want an absolute.

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    In a situation that tight you should always give benefit to the attacker.

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    How are people still saying ‘bring back’ daylight. It literally never existed as a rule.

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    City are breaking our press way too easily. We’re going to get destroyed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    Are you talking about Walcott? He created more chances than anyone else and usually takes players a while to get used to the inside right/left positions in this system.
    Yeah, he was superb in second half tbf.

    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Bring back the daylight rule if you want an absolute.
    The endgame if they persist with technology is sensors on the players. Placed on say middle of shirt or sleeves/boots. That would cut out this shite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    Are you talking about Walcott? He created more chances than anyone else and usually takes players a while to get used to the inside right/left positions in this system.
    Walcott is always devastatingly good against Chelsea. Don't expect anything the rest of the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    City are breaking our press way too easily. We’re going to get destroyed.
    City break the press. They score. Too easy.

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    Is there anyone in football who looks thicker than Phil Foden?

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    Yes and he's the England Captain.

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    Nevilles been watching too much United thinking that was going to be given as a penalty. They’re the only ones allowed that sort of thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post

    The endgame if they persist with technology is sensors on the players. Placed on say middle of shirt or sleeves/boots. That would cut out this shite.
    I was thinking this, but then imagine the sort of shenanigans the likes of Barry Fry would be getting up to tinkering with the sensors. You'd end up having to chip the players and scan them in and out of games like items in a supermarket to make sure they were on the level. I suppose, at least with a fully technological solution you could maybe have a more instantaneous decision, although determining when the ball is played is always going to allow for human error.

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    Saka is such a talent. Shame he'll be restrained as some sort of wing-back/full-back for England in behind Marcus Mandela and Co.

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    Martinez would have caught that. Leno is alright but he cannot catch a ball to save his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Is there anyone in football who looks thicker than Phil Foden?
    Ivan Perisic looks like a tracksuit wearing chav. Tevez looks like an idiot too

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Martinez would have caught that. Leno is alright but he cannot catch a ball to save his life.
    This is my issue. Martinez held those big saves or parried with direction and purpose. Leno is an excellent stopper but fuck knows where the ball bobbles out to.

    Not a bad performance so far, mind. Tierney, Gabriel and Saka do bode well for the left side of the team.

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    Hairy hands saying it's an ACL for vvd and a long time out

    https://twitter.com/AnfieldWatch/sta...004420099?s=19

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    Does the official PGMOL line regarding the Pickford challenge actually mean that if a player is offside then you basically get a free shot at them as long as you can sort of be said to be going for the ball? Doesn't seem like an interpretation that is going to stick, even though I sort of understand why it went that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Hairy hands saying it's an ACL for vvd and a long time out

    https://twitter.com/AnfieldWatch/sta...004420099?s=19
    I reiterate my previous post. 4th if they're lucky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Their ACLs are about as secure as your missus' hymen, pipe down.
    :***)

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Does the official PGMOL line regarding the Pickford challenge actually mean that if a player is offside then you basically get a free shot at them as long as you can sort of be said to be going for the ball? Doesn't seem like an interpretation that is going to stick, even though I sort of understand why it went that way.
    Yes as long as you do it with your foot. Brush the mans moustache with a hand and it’s a three game ban instead. Good rules.

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    I could handle Tottenham winning the league if it was Jose Mourinho doing it.

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    I'd be more worried about Van Dijk if every other team in the league wasn't pretty dreadful. Should be an interesting season of ups and downs.

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    If Mane lives then it’s as good as won.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    I'd be more worried about Van Dijk if every other team in the league wasn't pretty dreadful. Should be an interesting season of ups and downs.
    Liverpool were conceding 4 or 5 per game (if I recall correctly) before he signed. The wheels are well and truly off.

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    Brush the man's moustache is my favourite sex position.

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    Van Dijk out? That's about three clean sheets for the rest of the league calendar then. Although I see City are currently 1-0 up - how does Dias look?

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    Don't remember the last time I seethed so hard as this Liverpool game

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    Newcastle — Darlow, Lewis, Fernández, Lascelles(C), Krafth, Saint-Maximin, Hayden, Shelvey, Hendrick, Wilson, Joelinton.

    Man Utd — De Gea, Shaw, Maguire(C), Lindelöf, Wan-Bissaka, Fred, McTominay, James, Fernandes, Mata, Rashford.

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    Utd line-up is rancid. Greenwood not even on the bench is concerning, guess he must have an injury.

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    James hattrick or ole out.

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    Jesus. I wish I hadn't seen that lineup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    Liverpool were conceding 4 or 5 per game (if I recall correctly) before he signed. The wheels are well and truly off.
    I'd happily go back to that season before Allison and Van Dijk signed (having got the title hoodoo out of the way). Control is so dull. 7-6 European Cup Semi Finals.

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    That United line-up is seriously so they'll probably stroll an easy 3-0 somehow.

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    I cannot begin to speculate.

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    If Newcastle don't beat that lineup by at least 2 goals they're shit.

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