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    Watching this man get angry about it was so funny.



    Just an embarrassing lack of awareness.

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    Hahahaha mates worrying about their mate

    Niko, fear not, we'll unleash that Big ***** Bastard who bought some 17 year old's passport soon.

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    Step forward Nat Phillips.

    Slow and can't pass... But tall.

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    Tuanzebe is a Guinness World Record Holder in Hungry Hungry Hippos...

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    That brass has probably been left unusable, so you can understand the reaction if that's her living.

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    Ornstein is saying van Dijk's injury goes 'beyond the ACL'. What are we talking here, amputation? Short illness?

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    The real injury is to football itself, Jimmy.

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    Well that one league title was nice.
    I'm a twit

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    I feel injured just thinking about his plight. Beyond injured.

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    Jordan Pickford hailed as a hero after they found a tumor in his MRI scan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Ornstein is saying van Dijk's injury goes 'beyond the ACL'. What are we talking here, amputation? Short illness?
    In Taz terms the injury has reduced VVD's phallus size to that of Harry Maguire.

    Özil gearing up the PR war I see, all Arsenal social media comments now flooded with illiterate outrage.

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    Mesut Ozil as a broker in Eurasian geopolitics has been one of the year's more tedious developments. He will get offed by organised crime in the end.

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    I take 'beyond the ACL' to mean everything around it is wrecked as well, but he walked off the pitch so who knows. Maybe it is his cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Mesut Ozil as a broker in Eurasian geopolitics has been one of the year's more tedious developments. He will get offed by organised crime in the end.
    I like the conspiracy theory that he was binned off due to his China comments despite that being in December 2019 and him featuring regularly until lockdown. It's just he was a 350k a week playmaker failing to create in goalless draws against Burnley, who stands about pulling faces when he doesn't have the ball.

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    He's clearly in deep in something. You don't go palling around with Erdogan if you're just an innocent boy who wants to play football.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Ornstein is saying van Dijk's injury goes 'beyond the ACL'. What are we talking here, amputation? Short illness?
    He's either done the other ligaments as well, which won't make a lot of difference as the ACL takes the longest to heal anyway, or he's done his meniscus (or all of the above). If he's done his meniscus then that's really bad, depending on the extent of the tear and whether it can be repaired or has to be removed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Sacamano View Post
    We really need to start banning Russian/Ukrainian clubs from the competition, they are useless.

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    Shakhtar have their entire first team either out injured or with covid

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    Man, I so wanted Zinedine to avoid the binman curse. Stop at the top, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Shakhtar have their entire first team either out injured or with covid
    Marlos, Dodo, Marcos Antonio and Tete are definitely first teamers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Marlos, Dodo, Marcos Antonio and Tete are definitely first teamers.
    10 of their first team is what I read. Presumably that means 10 of the first team squad as opposed to the actual first choice as I initially interpreted it. Still...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Sacamano View Post
    Probably right with your first take.

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    You can accelerate through a decade and ravage the squad with infectious disease, but Andriy Pyatov is somehow still there.

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    That's surely offside.

    Vinicius is right in front of the keeper.

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    How is that not a foul on the keeper in the build up?

    Gundogan stamped on the keeper's ankle.

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    Where's good for streams these days? Givemereddit keeps fucking me about.

    How do I do that IPTV shit?

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    He’sgoal but might be in foreign.

    Still have no idea how Trippier is in this Atletico side. Absolutely bogging

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    Papu Gomez with a stunning strike.

    https://streamja.com/ewnNp
    Last edited by Sir Andy Mahowry; 21-10-2020 at 07:40 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Where's good for streams these days? Givemereddit keeps fucking me about.

    How do I do that IPTV shit?
    soccerstreams, has all of them.

    IPTV is 20 quid a month, you can find it at the same place as IPTorrent

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    My IPTV was £60 for the year.

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    All I remember was donating 20 quid, I was very drunk and looking for a Superbowl stream at the time.

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    Yep, Fabinho is the 3rd best CB in the world after Matip. Doing the job of Gomez and Adrian.

    Don't understand what's happening in Watford, Harvey starts but they're 2-1 down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike View Post
    My IPTV was £60 for the year.
    Yeah this.

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    Is it still shite?

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    A Spanish journo has compared Ansu Fati to a "black street vendor" running away from the police.

    As a compliment.

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    Having no real interest in La Liga and such anymore I'd completely missed the fact that Hazard is injured again. That transfer has to be approaching Coutinho levels of bad now. £150m for some 22 (mostly ineffective) appearances to date. Sale of the century.

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    We've done unbelievably well out of Hazard. Six years of largely brilliant performances and then a massive transfer fee which has funded the rebuilding of the side.

    We will get him back in the end, Real Madrid was always a bad move for him, he's too much of a nice guy to succeed there.

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    Didn't he call a press conference at Lille to announce a future press conference at which he'd talk about his decision on who he was leaving for? I'd have thought that's the sort of ego that'd thrive at Real if his body didn't keep falling to bits.

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    Think that was more French agents than him, once he got here he was pretty humble and just got on with it for years. Drifted in and out of some seasons but then who doesn't.

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    Genuine question here, does anyone else think Eddie nketiah strongly resembles the actor who played marlo stanfield?

    It’s the strongest footballer -> other “famous” person resemblance I remember seeing.

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    Nope. Ashley Young is closer.

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    That’s well deserved for Dundalk for how it’s gone so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    Genuine question here, does anyone else think Eddie nketiah strongly resembles the actor who played marlo stanfield?

    It’s the strongest footballer -> other “famous” person resemblance I remember seeing.
    Definitely! I had this exact conversation with my brother when we had him on loan at Leeds last year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Nope. Ashley Young is closer.
    I always thought Ashley Young was a Marlo lookalike but Nketiah is probably more similar on the whole

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    Well, that’s promising to know.

    Just means I’ll start the old When you walk through the garden,
    you gotta watch your back,
    well I beg your pardon
    walk the straight and narrow track
    whenever he plays.

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    Nketiah edges it for me. Mah name is mah name.

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