Oktoberballfest: Woops, forgot about this

[Waffdon]

Petr Cech has been put in Chelseas 25 man squad for the Premier League

It’s in case of a Covid outbreak. If one keeper gets it you’re probably all going to get it. Happened to St Mirren and they had to get an emergency goalkeeper for their game as all three keepers were self isolating or injured.

Youth players don’t need to be registered. He’d probably still be better than all their keepers they have anyway. Kepa has conceded more in his last 6 games than Cech did 2004/05 PL.

[Don]

My mum just text me to say Pellistri is on the bench and the old slag ain't wrong.

[Jimmy Floyd]

We should have chucked Makelele in for good measure.

lol at the twitter outrage whenever a big team names a lineup, it's the new transfers.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ferencvaros just scored a lovely goal but sadly it was ruled out for offside.

[Ian]

Lol at kicking the ball out of play because Di Maria is "injured."

[Ian]

Also lol at this fucking shirt. Is it the worst United have ever had?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Penalties

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bruno

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Var!

[Giggles]

This has to stop.

[Lewis]

He's been figured out. Get him and his melted face sold.

[randomlegend]

Stay furious, gimps

[Lewis]

Alex Telles has put more decent balls in in five minutes than the rest of the club has since Dire Maria left.

[Jimmy Floyd]

We are getting roasted, in a goalless fashion. Giroud will probably come off the bench and scuff in the winner.

[randomlegend]

This ref is absolutely donning PSG lmao

[Lewis]

These corners pissing hell. Alex Ferguson baiting Liverpool into buying Charlie Adamesque.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I have the Spanish radio on (because our radio is obsessed with manyoo, and also my Spanish needs to improve for work so I do things like this quite often) and the level of excitement they show at the most minor things is ridiculous. Every time Sevilla get in our half the comms shit their pants with excitement and it sounds like they've scored. Then they went back to the Barcelona game and I found out what actually happens for a goal which is some dweeb going GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL at the top of his voice for five minutes. Change the record, this is how Francis Drake got you.

Meison Munt sounds like a player, though.

[Raoul Duke]

Also lol at this fucking shirt. Is it the worst United have ever had?

The grey Southampton thing probably beats it.

It looks less shit with the black shorts but they've had to wear the white ones and it looks like a zebra in a blender

[Ian]

They grey kit was ugly but this has about five different sets of mismatching stripes and I hate it very much.

[randomlegend]

That was filthy from Mbappe

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What the fuck?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Did he forget that he was defending?

[Ian]

Martial might as well have gone the whole hog and attempted to bicycle kick that in.

[Raoul Duke]

Just closed his eyes like a fanny

[randomlegend]

That tackle from AWB was absolutely bonkers

[Bob Sacamano]

We really need to start banning Russian/Ukrainian clubs from the competition, they are useless.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Pique is an idiot.

[randomlegend]

Errr changing to 4 at the back here is BOLD.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Tokmac Nguen donning Piqué into a red card at the Nou Camp, hope they pump those scenes into the covid vaccine efforts.

[randomlegend]

Tuanzebe is better than Maguire.

[Ian]

Errr changing to 4 at the back here is BOLD.

Telles was so far forward I thought we were effectively playing a back four anyway.

[Ian]

Our decision making in and around the area has been shit.

[Lewis]

If he isn't completely finished Cavani will have benched Martial within a month.

[Ian]

Yeah Martial's been absolutely useless. But sadly Solskjaer fucking hates substitutions.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The Spanish commentators keep calling Dembele 'El Mosquito' interchangeably with his actual name. If that happened over here they'd be in a racism court in approximately 20 seconds.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Rashford

Fuck the frogs.

[Waffdon]

That’s about the only thing Rashford is good at outside campaigning about skint parents

[randomlegend]

That’s about the only thing Rashford is good at outside campaigning about skint parents

Scoring excellent goals?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Surely Jean Reno or whoever manages PSG these days needs the tin tack? They seem a right shambles.

[Waffdon]

Pretty much. Smashing the ball at goal really, really hard.

Man Utd should smash Chelsea at the weekend too as they’ll just let the latter have all the ball and hit them on the counter

[Don]

Ole prolonging the misery

[Shindig]

Tuesday is bin day!

[Kikó]

United are back.

Psg were dreadful mind. Passing and work rate both 5/10. Better finishing/decision making and we could have been out of sight

[phonics]

Attention @Don

This entire blog was made for you. AWB pulling tick tings, balancing 3 of them at once, and then telling them to fuck off, his various kinks, etc.

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/...ime-girlfriend

[randomlegend]

Attention @Don

This entire blog was made for you. AWB pulling tick tings, balancing 3 of them at once, and then telling them to fuck off, his various kinks, etc.

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/...ime-girlfriend

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detai...7-october-2020

United's use of this headline was a bit unfortunate.

[Don]

Sucking out his jizz after he bust in her is a real alpha move, got time for that.

Edit: fuck sake that ain't even about him. What is it with twitter breaking the comprehension skills of people?

[niko_cee]

I see 'as long as Matip is fit it'll be fine' has lasted zero games.

When push comes to shove just stick Grujic back there. He looks tall enough and has being a shithouse built in through his nationality. Shit, he went to Porto?

[Baz]

Bring back Coady.

[Ian]

Wijnaldum said: “We are still devastated and I think this was different from normal. The way it happened was really hard for us. Everyone still has a really bad feeling about it. When we were speaking with the players after Saturday none of the players had slept because of what happened with Virgil and, as I said, the way it happened. It is a really hard one to take and a hard one for the team.

Jesus Christ.

[Spikey M]