With Florida gettng handed a well deserved gubbing, it's time to play a game that was going around a while back. Simply Google 'Florida Man' along with the day and month of your birth and report back with your findings.
I'll start:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Dumpster.html
EDIT: FUCKED THE FUCKING TITLE FUCK SAKE.Florida man mistakes corpse of 96-year-old suicide victim for April Fool's prank and hurls the woman's body into a dumpster