Graeme Souness... I know Pogba has made him anti haircut but get a fucking trim if you’re going on tv mate.
Graeme Souness... I know Pogba has made him anti haircut but get a fucking trim if you’re going on tv mate.
What is soccer?
Virgil would be one fucking annoying cunt with his incessant complaining at his own fuck-ups if they happened with any kind of regularity.
But bruv, more to the point, let's put aside this man's inability to play 2 up-top, he's fucking parked a 6 man unit of dogshit upon dogshit footballers with no real consistency in pkaying with each other and he's asking them to pkay out from the back against a Klopp side. Fucking get in the bin, you Spanish wasteman.
Get the fuck out of my club, you German wasteman and take those Dutch and Brazillian liabilities with you.
We’re so bad that Liverpool are now setting up goals for us.
Well. That’s nice, isn’t it. Quite difficult to muster a proper bit of excitement given they’ll still turn us over in the second half, mind.
Arsenal getting hyped for the second half by playing Triple H theme music.
Minamino has a dogshit rolled shot dragged wide...
Sky Commentary Team
A:HE'S GOT A SHOT AWAY CLEVERLY
B:HE'S GOT A SHARP MIND AND A QUICK BODY
Carra is about to come in and praise his ninja agility and chicken chow mein.
Wank me off boys, that's probably the highlight of our season.
Liverpool BOTTLING the points record. Pathetic. Re-purpose The Graph for Bruchester Fernanted.
Could have won everything, unbeaten, points total. Complete bottle job.
Have you not heard the song, won the fucking lot already. Only one bit missing (we'll overlook the cup winners/fucking PSG and Jerome Leroy).
That last-minute handball by the best right-back in the league is frustrating. Burnley snatching a draw with a last-minute penalty has probably ended wolves slim chances of champions league football
United and Leicester would pretty much have to lose their last 3 games for you to overtake both due to the goal difference. I think you're done.
Wolves were bang in it until that equaliser, we're going to Liverpool next so if we lost there then Wolves would have passed us with a last day win at Stamford Bridge (and winning whatever their other game is). Big sigh of relief.
However they could still do it via the Europa League, as indeed could United (if they come 5th and win that do they knock 4th out?)
Apparently we can get 5. (https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48218727)
Will England get an extra Champions League spot?
England will only get a fifth team in the Champions League if a club who finish outside the top four win one of the tournaments.
Arsenal finished fifth in the Premier League this season. That means they need to win the Europa League to qualify for next season's Champions League.
If they lose their final, they will be in the Europa League group stages next season.
I can't see West Ham or Palace getting the wins.
It's possible but massively unlikely that both United and Leicester will fully collapse.
And you have to beat Chelsea.
I have full faith in Sheffield Utd to get something at Leicester today which will break the thing open. Then it's full steam ahead for the wolvies to win the Europa and the European places could go down as far as 8th, I think.
Chelsea have a fairly precarious final three games don't they?
I think Chelsea get top four regardless of the other results if they get 4/6 points. Liverpool don’t even have a record to go for now so you’d imagine that game shouldn’t be as difficult as it should be.
Depends if Liverpool have properly given up or not.
EDIT: At Lofty but Waff covered it.
We are cooked - Rodgers has lost the plot and we are missing too many key players. Almost certainly will lose the last three games.
5th place can only get max 66 and that involves Utd/Leicester getting 7/9 each. We have 63 so we need 4 points regardless of other results; if we only get 3 points, then we'll need a winner in the Utd/Leicester game, or for one of them to drop points before the last day.
If we lose at Anfield and they both win out, then they could West Germany / Austria it and both qualify on goal difference. Well, unless we beat Wolves 10-0. It's critical we get something from Anfield (or one of them drops points) as otherwise I'm pretty certain they will just stand on the ball for the 0-0. There is no practical difference between third and fourth these days except for the few million prize money.
Christ, we made hard work of that. Barnsley played us off the park. I can't believe we have three points. A draw at the weekend will do it now.
Timothy Fosu-Mensah revival.
Vardy is still so fucking good. Better than Kane over the past couple seasons
Best performance of 2020, we are still fighting for this title*
Think we'll need Hozay Mareenion to do us a favour tbh
I think United are done now tbh.
I still have you finishing third. 3rd, 5th, you'll piss the EL unless Wolves want some.
Ex-Middlesbrough Martin Braithwaite lumbering about up front for Barca. Incredible how the club has squandered having the greatest player of all time - with his own silly politicking of course - by letting their squad crumble around him through obviously bad player recruitment. I mean, you’d have to say they’ve been worse than peak-Woodward since the treble in 2015.
At this point, if he is about Barcelona. He needs to take a pay cut to free up the salary for the next incoming players.
Palace giving Aaron Wan-Bissaka all the space he needs to do nothing is top tacticking.
That fake shot was class.
I enjoyed hearing the goal like some sports hall worldie.
This game is absolutely awful.
Glad we've held out and scored so far as we've been pretty drab. The win is the most important thing but let's not be holding on again at the end as we'll fuck it.
Also, that was a penalty.
Very clumsy challenge by Lindelof.
Not a clear and obvious error (although everyone thinks it's a pen).
to the comments.
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VAR is mega.
Wouldn’t have been checked if it was the other end
Don't really understand the argument that that is the thing we wanted VAR in to do.
It’s definitely not, but they’ve got to be consistently analytical about it given they’ve fucked it the rest of the season.
They will hopefully reign it right back next year and give whoever was in charge this year a massive bonus for so many “correct” decisions.
It’s not a game well suited to being refereed to such an extreme.
Why is James McCarthur playing on the wing. This is painful.