Someone with muscles. Probably Ross Barkley
Someone with muscles. Probably Ross Barkley
Deffo not Ross Barkley, with his Nigerian roots.
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Kevin De Bruyne. He's translucent, pudgy, and his technique can only be the result of there being no friction/interference between his active and standing legs, as well as nothing throwing his balance/centring off. I would go as far as to speculate that he has some sort of deformity or micropenis.
He's not in the Premier League, but everything about Cristiano Ronaldo screams over-compensation. Especially the way he stands before a free kick. Didn't he have a kid by turkey baster as well?
Messi is a manlet too, actually. And he was pumped full of steroids as a kid. He might actually have an inny.
Messi's low politicking ways certainly suggest it. If it were otherwise, he'd have stormed out and gone to PSG a while ago.
Roy Keane obviously has a micropenis
I love that Leeds' plan to disperse the crowds outside Elland Road was to have an open top bus parade.
It's hard to judge though, I know the common parlance about big dick energy but then I once worked with a guy hung like a horse who was the wettest blanket ever, always dressed in beige and was one of those geezers who constantly buys stuff from TK Maxx and then returns it. His Mrs cheated on him too.
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Lucas Moura heads up the non-caucasian market.
Is that how your 'friend' met him?
They're in the Navy together, which is why I trust his eyewitness account of it.
How much does it hurt 'your friend'?
The only recourse if you are in that position is to spend the rest of your days getting paid to force it up women's arses on camera.
I can confirm it's a difficult burden.
I want us to retire 40 but they'll never listen.
40
Jamal Blackman Goalkeepers (18/19), Henrique Hilário Goalkeepers (06/07 - 13/14), Lucas Piazón (12/13), Lenny Pidgeley Goalkeepers (02/03 - 05/06),
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Every time, without fail, this happens as soon as Liverpool win a trophy.
The need to booby trap their gaffs every time there's a presentation.
Lovable rogues.
Oof. That's legitimately ugly.
The video managing to keep that billboard quote in shot for almost all of it is magic.
Is there something in the audio or is it just some plebs fighting in the street?
The latter. And a shit one too. This is Liverpool fam, most dangerous motherfuckers in the country, I want gunshots ffs.
'Hendo' winning the FWA Footballer of the Year is a bit NARRATIVE when they are normally less susceptible to the sort of wankvoting that won Ryan Giggs the PFA award that time. The Premier League Player of the Season is the one that gets it right, which says a lot when they ask exactly who the fuck knows.
They gave it to Sterling last year, they're all about the narrative.
Scott Parker in 2011 as well. All though fuck knows what the narrative actually was there beyond him being a decent pro in a side that escaped relegation despite being managed by Avram Grant.
We didn't even manage that much.
Oh god they came bottom wtf?
The only award with any integrity left is Jose Mourinho's Manager's Player of the Year.
It's clearly the Brendan Rodgers Envelope Award.
The John Terry Captain, Leader, Legend of the year award.
That's a bit different because the winner is always John Terry.
"Thanks, John. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank John."
Mbappe’s ankle looked a bit bad.
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SFB disappearing into the Proper Football Man abyss with all this talk of 'the touchline code'.
Good that he's trying to bring dislikeable Chelsea back though, I was beginning to soften on them.
I like how everyone trampled over Mbappe in their haste to defend him.
These are great.
Ends on a banger.
Lampard is the best
If Chelsea and wolves both win European comps and united finish 4th, United won’t qualify for the champions league
Is that correct?
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Yep, you can't have 6 teams in the Champions League. But there's as absolutely zero chance of that happening.
Chelsea would also have to finish outside the top 4 in that scenario (Leicester 3rd).
But yeah, just the casual 0-3 deficit to overturn in Munich. Not happening. Wolves (or United if they finish 5th) winning the UEFA Cup is the best case scenario for English football, probably United as they'll be better positioned to take advantage of the seeding boost.
Incidentally I find all of today's games being at 4 to be quite annoying. Should be 2 or 3.
Yeah, I think the traditional Sunday finish is normally 3pm. But ... y'know, unprecedented times and all that.
Fairly sure that City today are the shortest price a premier league team has ever gone off at. How did the reverse game go again?
Didn't Norwich turn them over?
Back when people thought Pukki was a player?
I think that might have been rhetorical, but yeah, City were a shambles. A portent of things to come.