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Thread: July Football: Five games

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    'We now go to SeniorGuvnor...', and it says 'His Cold Bedroom' on the information bar because he's still recovering from Bamster annihilating him.
    I don't remember that one. What happened?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Is 'Gab' Marcotti still going? Haven't seen him around for ages. Maybe I just don't follow the right twitters.
    He's on Second Captains the odd time still. I think the last time he was on with Miguel Delaney so I couldn't listen to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellberg View Post
    I don't remember that one. What happened?
    He tried the usual Bamster being a thick builder stuff, so Loadsamoney rubbed his success in his face and told him all he had was his 'cold bedroom'. There is something about the imagery of that that I've always found seriously funny, and the fact that he stopped posting shortly afterwards suggests it triggered some sort of devastating existential crisis.

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    Hope Wigan do a Hearts and take EFL to court. Maybe they’ll have a better chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    This is the worst take ever.
    Yep. The worst. Needed about fifty replays to see stuff. That goal line technology one by Jonathan Pierce was a one-off, and felt like it could have been a sketch show spoof of Motson.
    I'm a twit

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    This League 1 playoff is by far the most exciting game I've seen since football returned, even just if for Gareth Ainsworth and his leather jacket.

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    Proper blood and thunder, as expected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Sacamano View Post
    This League 1 playoff is by far the most exciting game I've seen since football returned, even just if for Gareth Ainsworth and his leather jacket.
    The league two play off games were good as well. Level of intensity has been way higher the PL games I’ve watched - understandably I suppose.

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    Like him or not, Motson is the voice of Football.

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    He was. It's Harvey Yevrah now.

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    Barton's Fleetwood down to 9 and 4-1 down at home

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    Five goals, two red cards, a missed penalty, a flair on the pitch, and a few near punch-ups.

    Standard League One fare.

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    And now a post-match team talk on the pitch by an 18 stone striker.

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    Pretty sure Madden asked the lino if he was 'fucking bent', but I may have misheard.

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    Milan Baros retiring now threw me for a loop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernanke View Post
    Milan Baros retiring now threw me for a loop.
    About 5 years later than I’d have imagined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Like him or not, Motson is the voice of Football.
    Also wrong, Barry Davies is the right answer.

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    Play Brian Moore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Play Brian Moore.
    Correct.

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    Barry Davies was just a miserable, postulating grandpa. Too much tennis on his CV as well, tennis people are not to be trusted.

    'Oh I say' <<< Motson's 'Now then'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Also wrong, Barry Davies is the right answer.
    Fifa 98.

    Check MATE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Yeah the stats are there to replace another sort of charisma or wisdom. Same goes for shitey addendums like "lovely pass by the Ivorian international", which just isn't something anybody would say in a natural human conversation.
    Mahow does it all the time.

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    I do it when I don't know the player's name.

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    'If anything he's decorated that shoebox too well.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    He tried the usual Bamster being a thick builder stuff, so Loadsamoney rubbed his success in his face and told him all he had was his 'cold bedroom'. There is something about the imagery of that that I've always found seriously funny, and the fact that he stopped posting shortly afterwards suggests it triggered some sort of devastating existential crisis.


    Donned by Bam. For shame.

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    Watching the random Wycombe highlights and a name brought back memories. Matt Bloomfield. One of my longest FM saves ever which was 2005 or 2006. I managed Wycombe all the way into the prem and Bloomfield was 39 before when we finally reached our goal if premire league football. It feels emotionally strange. I could almost cry.

    Turns out, he never left Wycombe in the real world. Over 500 appearances later and here he is, still playing at 36.

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    What you’re saying is in 3 years Wycombe will be in the premier league?

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    Stick a tenner on it.


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    Should be a good weekend for Brighton, with safety on offer if things go their way, so I fully expect them to lose to Norwich and then see Bournemouth, Watford and Villa pull off miraculous wins.

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    Like they'd fucking be up for instigating those levels of interest. Good riddance to Norwich, who wants to see them playing their own brand of Ajax Total Football with magicians like Buendia when you can watch 3 lanky circus freaks make 5 yard passes between themselves across the back line.

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    Norwich are just dreadful.

    It feels like they've been actively trying to get relegated since the resumption.

    Anyone worth harvesting out of them? Cantwell or the fullbacks?

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    Flicker of hope Arsenal could get something today so no doubt Wolves will batter us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Norwich are just dreadful.

    It feels like they've been actively trying to get relegated since the resumption.

    Anyone worth harvesting out of them? Cantwell or the fullbacks?
    Cantwell, Aarons and Pukki will get another Premier League move with ease. Beyond that I can't even name too many of their players.

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    We'll be lucky if England international Dominic Solanke doesn't spank about five past us today.

    This'll be good quote-bait if he scores.

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    Pukki hasn't done anything since December, no?

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    I don't think you've much to fear from Solanke and his 0 goals and 1 assist in 27 games this season.

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    Fernandes should score there.

    Channeling his inner Dom Solanke.

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    ffs.

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    He's mugged Maguire right off that.

    Dave too.

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    Someone get Roy Keane on TV.

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    Cracking Championship line up today. Forest have thrown away two points against Derby in one promotion derby, and now Cardiff playing Bristol City with both in and around the play off places.

    All the other 3pm games look important, too.

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    Fully expect a United comeback into an easy 3-1/4-1 win here but losing to this shower should see the club shut down.

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    These drinks breaks are pathetic.

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    Mason Greenwood

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    Mbappe has a Greenwood poster in his room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Norwich are just dreadful.

    It feels like they've been actively trying to get relegated since the resumption.

    Anyone worth harvesting out of them? Cantwell or the fullbacks?
    I think they spent about 750k last summer so they've played above par tbh. It's the worst squad in the league but there are worse sides. Someone else will have a punt on Farke if he goes.

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    Man Utd must be on track for 20 penalties this season

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    I think they spent about 750k last summer so they've played above par tbh. It's the worst squad in the league but there are worse sides. Someone else will have a punt on Farke if he goes.
    What would below par look like for them? No points?

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