Advise your advisor that It's drill baby drill, not dig baby dig.Originally Posted by Pepe
Advise your advisor that It's drill baby drill, not dig baby dig.
Hopefully the AI craze leads to nuclear development. That would be good whether AI turns out to be a big deal or not.
That bloke's head is revolting. How could you concentrate on anything he was telling you?
Amazon were advertising a while ago for nuclear engineers so they're probably planning on building their own power plants.
If by the end of the week or has gone down more, I'll buy.
Right. Going to say candles are a buy.
Also China.
Americas hegemony ending in less than 70 years. Incredible stuff. Praise Xi.
From the guys that brought you Covid: here's an insanely powerful nuclear reactor
Good to know that the next lab leak will collapse the planet into an interdimensional rift.
Have China ever had a nuclear meltdown?
Buy the dip on nvidia went well.
It'll definitely bounce up.
I was being serious, I had a bought a load under $121 so cashed out a bunch today.
Back at $128 and hopefully a continued rally tomorrow. Sell off over blown.
I may buy the board when I'm a Dogecoin millionaireCan't wait. Feel free to let me know your instabans, and I'll take note.
Snap rocketed from 11.7 to 13odd after the bell on earnings (so I sold) and then has dropped all the way back to 12 and now hovering around 12.3.
Tech stocks are just brutally volatile.
Novo results tomorrow so I’m back in a little at $82.6. Debated Disney but think I’ll hold out.
Thankfully I took Vodafone profit before today’s Plummet. Might buy some tomorrow.
Still crying that palantir broke $100. 24% rise after earnings, from a near all time high. I am an idiot not keeping some of that long term.
Ten point fucking 7. Wot.
Tonight’s earnings gambles:
Roblox
Under armour
Tonight’s fear of already held shitstock: Ford
Ford plunges five percent and it turns out Roblox and under armour don’t report until tomorrow.
Investing genius
This should really go in the gambling thread mate.
You are not wrong. Lucrative, though.
IAG's been on fire this year
This was 0/3. Complete shit all across the board. Thankfully I banged out of under armour for profit before the results even came in. Roblox I’m just throwing money at to average I think. Ford I’ve just got way too much of but fuck it. Blissful ignorance.
Made an absolute fortune last week and today though.
Retired by 40.
CrocsFoe punts of January:
Crocs
Vodafone
Snap
Hollywood bowl
Warpaint
Jd sports
The market doesn’t know what the fuck to do best with trump, and I LOVE IT.
Back in novo again because surprise surprise, it’s back under $80 again.
This and rolls Royce mock me daily. Bastards.
Trumps been annoying with my portfolio. There will be a massively unearned boost thats immediately negated by some tariff announcement. My graph looks like a fucking Heart Monitor.
It's Tesla for me.
Wanted to buy it years and years ago but for some reason didn't and then it went berserk, and then they did the stock split, and then it went berserk.
Obviously that and bitcoin although I never really felt there was a trusted way into that. I remember talking about it with a friend when it was $300 and neither of us had the stomach for it. He had quite a lot and used it to buy drugs.
Looks like AMD have turned the tables on Nvidia with their latest release, could he interesting.
Well this last few weeks have been fun.
Where’s the bottom?
Those 50 series cards appear to have been completely buggered.
There are about 5 men aged 25-40 in my office who all do lots of investments / whatever on apps. I spend the whole time telling them to put it all on the 3.30 at Kempton, which they find infuriatingly annoying, probably rightly, but I find all this stuff laughable.
Anyway, one of them, my boss in fact, spent the whole autumn and winter telling us all to put everything on the S&P 500 as the US economy is unbreakable. I haven't sent him any Cheltenham tips yet but it's tempting.
Putting everything on the SP500 is solid advice. The key is to put it there and then leave it there.
Constantly buying and selling stuff is just a potentially ruinous hobby, like all gambling.
I can only assume Jimmy's pension is gambled at Cheltenham by his fund manager, rather than being invested in the stock market.
If they're checking an app every day, they might as well be checking BetVictor instead. I have money in index trackers and whatever and I barely even read the letter that comes once a year telling me how much it now is.
Who was it that said about investing in barrels of scotch?
Sounds like a Foe plan.
Think he was more into the James Bond bottles or something, I'm leaning towards Kiko.
I had entirely forgotten about my James Bond whisky failed raffle bid.
I invest in zero whisky. I’m all in on speculative stocks, and let me tell you - this month has been unpleasant.
Nowhere to hide.
My newest oh shit is super micro computer. Welcome to the club, brother.
I said invest in wine not whisky.
*4D Pharmaceuticals
Still holding.
As cons go, I quite like that Whiskey one (must be an infinitesimally small number of people that have invested in Whiskey that have ever seen their investment in the cask and for everyone else you can just show them the same picture and just lie about the returns) - had he cut and run sooner he'd have probably got away with it.
Whole lot of red, and tomorrow could be atrocious too.
Be interesting to see the stock divergence as the tariffs start to vary with some countries begging for help and others playing the game.
America has fucked itself a bit with Canada irrespective of the tariffs. They are not happy about his comments.
America has fucked itself with everyone. There's a certain amount of unavoidability, but things like Californian wine are never going to be bought again by a large slice of their previous customer base.
Make America Great Depression Again.
People are fickle as fuck. As with all of the "globalisation is over" during the politicians Sunday morning rounds today, people will get over it and the tariffs will all be gone within three years away, even less if this leads to the Armageddon it looks like bringing about.
The anti sentiment will remain in some form though, even if everything suddenly goes back to normal.
Like how they are somehow surprised that nations are more wary of buying their military hardware when President Dipshit says maybe they'll sell some downgraded version of that new plane to their 'allies'.
They're just actual idiots. Eventually the cult's beliefs have to face the reckoning of contact with reality.
Asian markets have opened to a BLOODBATH.
RIP Asian Santa
Much of Asia had Bank Holidays on Friday, so they're just a bit delayed. I don't think they've been any more of a blood bath than the Sepo's were last week.
Which is a shame. A Trump triggered global stock market crash would be very funny.
I think we're probably into blind panic territory now with the markets and there'll be some kind of rebound soon. BUY THE DIP.
Nah, ya fucked.
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