Hopefully the AI craze leads to nuclear development. That would be good whether AI turns out to be a big deal or not.
Also China.
Americas hegemony ending in less than 70 years. Incredible stuff. Praise Xi.
From the guys that brought you Covid: here's an insanely powerful nuclear reactor
Good to know that the next lab leak will collapse the planet into an interdimensional rift.
Have China ever had a nuclear meltdown?
Buy the dip on nvidia went well.
It'll definitely bounce up.
I was being serious, I had a bought a load under $121 so cashed out a bunch today.
Back at $128 and hopefully a continued rally tomorrow. Sell off over blown.
I may buy the board when I'm a Dogecoin millionaireCan't wait. Feel free to let me know your instabans, and I'll take note.
Snap rocketed from 11.7 to 13odd after the bell on earnings (so I sold) and then has dropped all the way back to 12 and now hovering around 12.3.
Tech stocks are just brutally volatile.
Novo results tomorrow so I’m back in a little at $82.6. Debated Disney but think I’ll hold out.
Thankfully I took Vodafone profit before today’s Plummet. Might buy some tomorrow.
Still crying that palantir broke $100. 24% rise after earnings, from a near all time high. I am an idiot not keeping some of that long term.
Ten point fucking 7. Wot.
Tonight’s earnings gambles:
Roblox
Under armour
Tonight’s fear of already held shitstock: Ford
Ford plunges five percent and it turns out Roblox and under armour don’t report until tomorrow.
Investing genius![]()
This should really go in the gambling thread mate.
You are not wrong. Lucrative, though.
IAG's been on fire this year
This was 0/3. Complete shit all across the board. Thankfully I banged out of under armour for profit before the results even came in. Roblox I’m just throwing money at to average I think. Ford I’ve just got way too much of but fuck it. Blissful ignorance.
Made an absolute fortune last week and today though.
Retired by 40.![]()
Trumps been annoying with my portfolio. There will be a massively unearned boost thats immediately negated by some tariff announcement. My graph looks like a fucking Heart Monitor.
It's Tesla for me.
Wanted to buy it years and years ago but for some reason didn't and then it went berserk, and then they did the stock split, and then it went berserk.
Obviously that and bitcoin although I never really felt there was a trusted way into that. I remember talking about it with a friend when it was $300 and neither of us had the stomach for it. He had quite a lot and used it to buy drugs.![]()
Looks like AMD have turned the tables on Nvidia with their latest release, could he interesting.
Well this last few weeks have been fun.
Where’s the bottom?
Those 50 series cards appear to have been completely buggered.
There are about 5 men aged 25-40 in my office who all do lots of investments / whatever on apps. I spend the whole time telling them to put it all on the 3.30 at Kempton, which they find infuriatingly annoying, probably rightly, but I find all this stuff laughable.
Anyway, one of them, my boss in fact, spent the whole autumn and winter telling us all to put everything on the S&P 500 as the US economy is unbreakable. I haven't sent him any Cheltenham tips yet but it's tempting.
Putting everything on the SP500 is solid advice. The key is to put it there and then leave it there.
Constantly buying and selling stuff is just a potentially ruinous hobby, like all gambling.
I can only assume Jimmy's pension is gambled at Cheltenham by his fund manager, rather than being invested in the stock market.
If they're checking an app every day, they might as well be checking BetVictor instead. I have money in index trackers and whatever and I barely even read the letter that comes once a year telling me how much it now is.
Who was it that said about investing in barrels of scotch?
Sounds like a Foe plan.
Think he was more into the James Bond bottles or something, I'm leaning towards Kiko.
I had entirely forgotten about my James Bond whisky failed raffle bid.
I invest in zero whisky. I’m all in on speculative stocks, and let me tell you - this month has been unpleasant.
Nowhere to hide.
My newest oh shit is super micro computer. Welcome to the club, brother.