Hello carbohydrate fans,

My ranking is as follows:

1. Pasta
2. Potatoes
3. Noodles
4. Bread
5. Rice

Pasta is clearly the best and is impossible to get bored of or not be in the mood for.

Potatoes, yeah, stunning variety and just an all round feel good food. Always welcome.

A good noodle is better than a good rice or bread. Big chunky udon fuckers in a big bowl of soup. A pot noodle. Oof.

Bread is broadly overrated but is above rice because you'd obviously pick it if you could only ever have one again. It's at its best when it's cheap as fuck and surrounding similarly cheap as fuck cheese, or as one of the poncey sourdoughs. Generally replaceable tho.

Rice is never the highlight is it? Risotto is good. I love this shit too.

Honourable mention goes to giant cous cous which is up there but pretty niche and didn't really fit the spirit of the list.