Adamski ‒
Adramelch ‒
Alan Shearer The 2nd ‒
Alex ‒
Andy ‒ Andy is harmless, good poster who offers a kind of sanitised version of Bam without the virtriol. I like him.
AyDee ‒
Bam ‒ Bam is proper brainwrong. Comes in and gets heated up about something, makes himself look like a twat then fucks off for a bit. This rinses and repeats. Probably lives in Jaywick.
Baz ‒ Baz is a difficult one to understand and I don’t really trust his mindset or behaviour. Maybe it's the constant referral links.
Bernanke ‒
Bob Sacamano ‒
Boydy ‒
Browning ‒
bruhnaldo ‒ Hyperactive and really doesn't get when he's getting the piss taken out of him. Useful to have around though epecially because he gives us real america.
Byron ‒ Lovely guy again who should post a bit more on here. Another I've met a number of times.
CJay ‒
Clunge ‒
Dan ‒
Danny ‒
Dark Soldier ‒
Dave. ‒
Disco ‒ Makes me think he'd be the same as Duke in real life but I don't really know why other than one liners and dry wit.
Don ‒ I've bumped into him a number of times in London by accident. Terrible hair do aside, he's a nice guy. Saying that, we were in a pub in Stoke Newington for the United Liverpool game (seperately, I managed to find the only Liverpool pub for the first half) and thought who is this annoying twat in front of me. Lo and behold, it was fucking Taz the johnny come lately wanker. We said hello later.
five time ‒
Foe ‒ Sporadic posts aside and meeting him years back (when he was lovely), he doesn't get involved much outside of the job thread and finance one.
Giggles ‒ Okay so we don't always get along. It may come across sometimes but the bastard thinks I'm some showboating twat (maybe a little) but it's not true. Anyway, keep posting, I do find it funny arguing with you and pleasantly surprised when we get along.
Gray Fox ‒
Greg ‒
Guybrush ‒
Henry ‒
hfswjyr ‒
IanWebly ‒ Ian's lovely even though we talk mostly about nothing to each other. Maybe a little bit of football occasionally but seems a cracking chap.
igor_balis ‒
ItalAussie ‒ He's one of the good guys. Shame he doesn't offer us the views from the science perpsective.
-james- ‒ Enjoyed boozing with him many moons ago. Not much thread crossover.
Jeet ‒ I think Jimmy put it best. Some dude added me on linkedin with Jeet in his name and I thought it was him but thinking about it, he was quite a successful travel agent guy so it surely couldn't be him.
Jimmy Floyd ‒ We met all those moons ago and he wasn't black which still surprises me. Great poster, interesting, insightful, easy to get along with. Needs to chill out at work.
John ‒ I think John probably pisses everyone off in some way with his blunt putdowns but tbh, that's part of his charm. Don't take him so seriously.
John Arne ‒ Great to have the Asia representative full time (Bolton Massiv RIP) and having that world viewpoint is cool. Probably on the run.
Josh ‒
Lee ‒ I've known Lee for a while now. We went to Portugal together for the Euro League tournament which was pretty good fun. He managed to get to the point where he was chucking up in the toilet as I fell in love with a breasty barmaid then ending the night with fish tacos somewhere in Porto. I guess the funnier story is we chose not to move the car for 3 days and leave it on the pavement outside a shop. The day we are leaving we are walking towards the car and noticing it doesn't seem to be there. It had been towed that morning so cue a mad dash to the train station to the get the only train to Lisbon and leaving my mate to go to the compound to pick up the hire car (thankfully he was staying on or otherwise we'd have been fucked). TL
R - Nice chap.
Lewis ‒ Would love to meet him. Razor sharp wit and has the biggest database on everyone (or insane recall like Operation Blackjack). Very hard to imagine what he'd be like in person. Obviously vital to this place.
Limoutsonik ‒
Lofty ‒
Luca ‒ Luca is brilliant. Genuinely impressive in real life with his achievements and can really do anything he sets his mind to. Met him when he was about 16 like the turbo nonce I am so basically groomed him.
Luke Emia ‒
Magic ‒ Glad he's finished that upsetting relationship and hoping it means he can fix his life. He's progressed massively since he was tragic custard and one of the best on here.
Sir Andy Mahowry ‒ Evolved from 1-0 posts (which I'm now doing for euro 96) to giving us probably the greatest story ever with Ukraine (fuck off Giggles). Much better since he started sharing.
Manc ‒
Max Power ‒
Mazuuurk ‒ I met Maz in Sweden in the Europa League final but barely remember him because I had drank too much. I think he was a lovely guy. Offers some interesting shit.
Mellberg ‒ Mellin is a staple on here -nice bloke. Funny to think the one time we met was also with Dr Barry who ended up getting blasted of about 2 pints.
Mike ‒ Seems a fucking lovely bloke to be honest. More straight and normal compared to Baz.
mikem ‒
mo ‒
mugbull ‒ Has the Phonics absolutism about him but probably backed up with some knowledge. Hard to take him too seriously consiering his initial beginnings here (tennis player cum American model or something batshit?). He's pretty readable though.
neo_hippy ‒
niko_cee ‒ Niko is too clever for me. I think he's Ian Dunt (bald 40 something intellectual?). One of my favourites.
Offshore Toon ‒ Think he'd be great on a night out and maybe for a discussion on Newcastle's new owners. I'm enjoying the cycle posts.
Panda Bear ‒ Was in the group once, during that no shoe phase of his life. Left because ?? But anyway, don't know what he's done in the last 5 years.
Pen ‒ Pen was in London not so long ago with his mate. Had been drinking all day after going to the QPR match and shared his snuss with us. I can tell why the guy wasn't drunk after 10 pints because the nicotine rush from that snuss blows your face off. I was sat there like a gormless twat with chewing tobacco in my gums. Meanwhile, Pen and mate had another 5 ciders. Lovely chap who likes stripes.
Pepe ‒ Kinda good, kinda simple in his offering. That's cool, bit of a sneerer at the back of the class type poster.
phonics ‒ You know when you fucking regret using a couple of words because it then becomes a thing on here? "Informal pint" is now in urban dictionary for having a beer with a person of the internet while with your wife. Anyway, when he's not being completely overconfident with a wrong opinion, he offers a lot to this places balance.
Pleb ‒
P_3 ‒
Queenslander ‒ We agreed on something in the Covid thread so ultimately he's brilliant.
randomlegend ‒
Raoul Duke ‒ Another very nice guy who I've met multiple times. Funny and offers a slightly different viewpoint to others which is useful for this place. Sarcastic bastard.
Reg ‒
Revolution ‒
ScousePig ‒ Scouse teacher view is interesting and now the Sunderland view is good to read from whatever division they're in now.
Serj ‒
Shindig ‒ Think he's massively wrongheaded with some opinions which are just major simplifications of complex things. Probably peaked with that Stewart Lee thing. I used to have a mate who was funny when fat, then lost it when he became a gym freak. I imagine it's the same with Shindig but instead of weight loss, it was the dole people breaking his soul.
SincereTheRebel ‒ No idea how he's here but thankful he is. He's such a different character which is brilliant. Gutted the meet failed when he had bought the train ticket.
Smjffy ‒ Jeez, what do you say about him that hasn't already been said? I think he's more stable? The number of job changes and location changes must be exhausting. Master of long winded posts about things that are mainly wrong.
Spikey M ‒ Easy to forget that the former small headed one left this place for ages then came back and fitted right back in. Good poster even if he wants to argue with me the little twat.
Spoonsky ‒ Another "remember when" story. I met Spoons in Paris for the first time as he was mooching about on his summer mormon tour and we met in some parisian bar (informal pint with the wife etc). My mate is a tout, rough Manc bastard and managed to find a ticket for him for the final so we all ended up going to the game. I think he was sat in the Portuguese end bouncing about as they won. Good chap.
SvN ‒ From a board perspective, pretty much crucial. Better than Mark imo. I like reading his musings in the job thread and generally around football. Good poster.
The Merse ‒ Won't say anything bad as he lives near me. Nothing offensive anyway about him, good furniture poster (in a nice way)
thommo ‒
7om ‒
Trancemeister ‒ He's not really posted has he?
Vercetti ‒ Oh come on, Pards can't post for two minutes and then expect a list entry.
Waffdon ‒ I'd love to have a beer one time when I'm up to Dundee. Has his challenges in life with his booze, birds and gambling but he'll sort it out. Troll bastard on twitter.
wullie ‒ I remember when you were great and now I don't know where you post.
Yaysus ‒
Yeldoow ‒
Yevrah ‒ Yev is another important poster and even though we don't always agree (mainly because he's such a fucking absolutist), I enjoy reading his posts. Another vital cog in this place and has a unique norfolk viewpoint. Basically Alan Partridge.
Originally Posted by Spikey M
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