Telles will be amazing what with being a Brazillian full-back who defensively will no doubt get found out but who can hide it with penalty-taking.
Telles will be amazing what with being a Brazillian full-back who defensively will no doubt get found out but who can hide it with penalty-taking.
Why is buying a lazy pace merchant who plays less than half the games a season solve your issues? You can’t break teams down unless you’re allowed to break on them.
You’ve bought a left back who cares less about defending than Luke Shaw.
I never though I'd experience living in two people's heads rent free and yet here we are
Never thought I’d see the day a Dr throwing about the term ‘Rent Free’. What in the fuck.
Which FT account are you, weeman?
I don't know what a FT account is.
Luke Shaw is shit. I have never disliked a United player as much as him.
His response to the opposition counter attacking is to jog as if he's warming up on a treadmill.
He's a fucking awful player.
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ITKiko pulling it right back with that Traore signing after he'd been officially announced on loan.
Queen of the South appear to have signed somebody called Nortei Nortey. Is that an amazing name or is this a Yerdas Selzavon situation?
That's his name. Ex Chelsea academy boy, more recently been in the National League somewhere.
Apology accepted.
This is why I can never go too hard on Harry Maguire. He has Shaw and Pogba covering the fifty yards ahead of him, and his errors tend to fall between either being exposed there or out of position trying to cover there.
He's a terrible player.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54417741
Who would have guessed that trying to sign a player below a club's asking price months after they set a deadline wouldn't happen?
Thomas Parety will be a good signing for Arsenal. Could be great but hard to tell if he’s a system player. Same with half that Atletico team and Liverpool.
He just steals from other reporters, really. Ornstien has been ahead of everyone this window and he says they’ve made a move
He's a fraud. Can't believe how much of a god status he's given.
He seems pretty accurate most of the time.
Surely some of Randrew's Reddit dorks must keep some league table of who the most reliable sources are?
Choupo-Moting off to Bayern. What an agent he must have.
Well he's posting things close to completion which is already flagged by others weeks or months before. He doesn't offer anything new
Which is fine on deadline day, surely?
Romano is a beast. No he's not usually first on stuff, but if he says it it's right 99.999% of the time. It's impossible to be first and right reliably because literally every conceivable transfer has been speculated by someone somewhere at some point.
On the Utd front, never mind the lol Sancho saga, the fact we've failed to get either Smalling or Romero out is utterly pathetic.
He's not 99.99% right most of the time you gullible prat.
Yes he is.
Unlike you to be this hostile towards an Italian. Did he knob your Nan or something?
He'd knob your nan you prick.
Fuck me
The lad from Atalanta looks about 12.
He's not Italian this week.
Just like you're not British this week.
I don't even know what's put him on the ropes here, but alas, on the ropes he is.
United have had a bid for Sarr turned down. Banter club.
United aren't getting top four, so lol at trying to make major signings next year.
Why are they fucking around trying to sign Dembele and picking up semi-retired strikers when it's clear to see where the problem is? You have the front end of a Beamer pulling around the arse of a Micra.
We're trying to sign Dembele because we literally don't have a right winger in the entire squad and we failed to sign Sancho. You can say what you like about the defence but we DESPERATELY need a RW.
Apparently it was a loan with option to buy for Ł45m. They wanted a Ł25m penalty payment if we didn't take up the buy option. Our board getting mugged off by Championship teams, they are an absolute joke.
Apparently we can still buy from the Championship for another two weeks or something? So expect 14 more days of Sarr + Brookes rumours if we fail with the Dembele loan offer (which is we pay a fee + his wages apparently).
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Just re-sign Ashley Young. Problem solved.
The important thing about the Dembele signing that people seem to be forgetting is it'll really shore up the RB position.
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Do wingers even exist in this day and age?
I assume he means wide forward, which I thought Martial, Greenwood and Rashford all fucked about in.
Apparently.
Indeed
If we're being poncey about terms, a player who naturally plays on the right of a front three. We have nobody in the squad who does.
Manc asked the question, I knew what you meant.
The reds are a touchy lot today.
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