Being a ball-carrying left footed defender, im sure that Vertonghen has overs all over the place
Being a ball-carrying left footed defender, im sure that Vertonghen has overs all over the place
I’d rather have Cantwell.Originally Posted by Manc
I'm a twit
We've probably got Milner in a 24/7 mentoring scheme with Elliott and that's owing to the fact he's Messi's regen. Ain't nobody got the energy nor time to spend beating the cunt out of that humongous Norwich retard on top of that.
Cantwell to Leeds feels like a good fit to me. He can run around a lot and be a knobhead with shit hair.
Where the sweet fuck are Fraser and Zaha planning on going if their move to Utd falls through? Is it an Everton ting?
We DESPERATELY need creative options for the centre. If either of Pogba or Fernandes get injured or have a poor run of form it's back to fucking Pereira, Lingard, Mata etc.
Matic has been good since the restart but he doesn't have the legs for it. I guess the hope is that McTominay and Fred could provide sufficient cover until next year.
We're after a centre back. Upamecano on loan with obligation to buy is apparently something we're looking into. Shaw/Williams are fine.
I would not want Zaha back, especially for the price mooted.
He came in to work at Christmas to give the kids presents. He was a really nice guy.
Cantwell is the new JLINGZ.
https://www.caughtoffside.com/2020/0...hem-to-safety/
Strange Portuguese papers rumour that Bruno Lage (formerly of Benfica) to take over Dean Smith.
Does Dean Smith know about this?
Gutted that his name isn't, as I initially misread it, "Bruno Large."
Lovren gone, back to back titles is on!
\o/
I'm a twit
I’ll assume you don’t mean disgusting in the same stupid way mahow uses it.
Romano saying Willian likely going to Arsenal. Presumably on a three year contract given the reason he's leaving Chelsea is that they only offered him two.
Lol.
Even though he's been one of their better players since the restart they probably don't actually need him seeing as they are buying all the wide forwards/attacking midfielders in creation (and already have a fair few there).
Sky Sports guy James Cooper (someone noteable? Dunno) reckons they will go for Sancho, a centre back, and a creative midfielder, but that they can't spend much money...
Presumably Grealish wants to be a guaranteed starter if he leaves so can't see where he'd fit at United.
Stoney with the denial:
We're in the end game now
United's attack is going to be absolutely shit hot. The rest of the side not so much, but at least the games won't be horrendous to watch like the majority of the past seven years.
Sancho will be shook to the core when he lines up against an actual defence.
It never really works like that. From years of bitter experience being an 'exciting attacking team' mostly just ends up with seething anger when you get nil-nil'd by some shitehawks at home or constantly rolled by anyone who can defend/score from a corner.
That is a point. Maybe bring Jose Mourinho back with him.
Is Sancho good then? I’ve never seen a match with him in.
I'm a twit
He looks good, although it can be hard to tell when most of his games that I've seen have been against Championship level sides (be it for England in the various age groups or Dortmund).
He's better than Dan James.
What's this Ferran Torres chap City are signing like? I've heard of him but he falls into the never really seen him play category for me.
Why is everyone who needs a new defence signing attackers?
I’m better than Dan James.
I'm a twit
I mean we have the third best defensive record in the league and it was good last season too...
Poor mans Aaron Lennon.
That’s how we’ve always described Baz.
A new conman approaches.There is also keen interest in Newcastle from American businessman Henry Mauriss, who is willing to offer £350m for the club, who finished 13th in the Premier League standings.
This morning in air traffic control:
One plane has done London --> Manchester --> Nice and a second just did London --> Nice
Sancho is currently in St Tropez
Ban the creep
You said this was locked in months ago. Give us new intel on players incoming that we are not already aware of.
Sancho has just been spotted eyeing up the menu of Lou Macari's. Note - he loves fish and chips.
If he loves fish and chips is there not a risk he will become a fat player like Luke Shaw and slow at running? I would rather he was eyeing up the menu of a salad bar. Very worried United fan here.
Just seen him in Tossed at Bishop Stortford services.
Which country does he feel do the best pork products?
I've got contact from his local butcher, he prefers weisswurst but despite that, he thinks he can handle the Cumberlands that United are offering.
Coutinho longing for a return to the Premier League. He'd be brilliant for Jose.
Sheffield United interested in Phil Jones.
Offer from a Spanish club for Dalot.
United will make a low-ball offer for Ake with Bournemouth being relegated.
Sanchez has agreed a significant wage cut to go to Inter. If a fee is agreed with Utd he'll go.
Is there any special reason Solskjaer doesn't like Dalot?
I mean I know that having more than one competent right back seems to be against club policy in recent years but I don't really see the issue and I'd have thought he could have done a bit on the wing recently rather than driving the same eleven players into the town.
Just because a fullback doesn't score own goals doesn't make them competent, that is ultimately a more extreme fallacy which has seen AWB make a name as a high quality RB. Dalot was always going to amount to fuck all, you don't fucking sign quality players from the Portuguese league any more and if you do, it's after Wolves have had a go.
Traditional "Number 10s" at a high level just don't seem to fit in anymore. The formations seem to have evolved really quickly.
Has Coutinho ever played as a traditional 10? He never really did for Liverpool other than maybe during his somewhat ill-fated 'fab 4' days. Started out on the side of a diamond and for most of Klopp's time played on the left of 3. Agree the role is being somewhat eradicated in the modern game.
Surely United just let Sanchez go for free and get him off the wage bill.
You try and squeeze out 10m and you end up stuck all next season like Bale at Real.
Are Inter owned by China now (or some other idiots) rather that insane Moratti guy? Can't imagine he'd be buying into any sort of deal where money went out of the club in United's direction for Sanchez.
Both Meelans are owned by the Chinese are they not?
Does that leave De Laurentiis ploughing a lonely furrow as the last of a dying breed of madman Italian owners (other than the Pozzos I guess)?
Claudio Lotito would like a word.
Glad to hear the breed isn't dying out entirely.
Is that former Leeds guy still going (at Brescia???) or is he in prison now? Cellino?
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