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    End of the World Survey

    [fake]Coronas has mutated and the world's population will likely perish within two weeks. As such, to commemorate our species, please fill out this survey to leave in a time capsule 20 feet under the Earth's surface just in case you know... Earth somehow becomes inhabited again or some shit.

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    Briefly talk about one thing about human nature that always perplexed you
    or, "Little thing in life that fucked you off?"


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    Admit to one thing that you've always told yourself or others about yourself but know to not be true
    or, "Shameful Bluffage"


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    Admit to one thing people would likely think less of you about
    or, "Who is the shittiest vegetable?"


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    What's the dumbest thing you spent actual currency on?
    or, "Why have you bought that recently?"


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    Do you honestly regret being in your current relationship status, knowing the world will end tomorrow?
    or, "The All Encompassing, All Personal, Relationship Question"


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    Leave behind one (1) book but do not explain why. Just book title and author.
    or, "The Book Question"


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    Leave behind one (1) music album but do not explain why. Just album title and artist.
    or, "A question (ten songs, etc.)"



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    If you could've been any profession that didn't require being the top .0001% of your field (like an actor or professional footballer or F1 driver) which profession would it and do you regret not pursuing that career at any point of your life?
    or, "Apocalypse 2020: "Mumpreneur" Isn't A Fucking Career"



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    Tell us about something you were interested in learning about or learning how to do that you never actually found the time to research or follow up on now that the world is ending?
    or, "Your favourite thing of the unknown"


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    What's one thing about the world that physically scared you?
    or, "The Apocalypse 2020 Insects are Bastards Question"


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    What's one thing about the world that mentally scared you?
    or, "Optical Delusions"


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    Do you believe in the idea of 'government'? Did you feel your government had your best interests in heart during your lifetime?
    or, "The yankee mass shooting question"


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    What's one event (other than the current pandemic) you've always remembered? It could be very silly or very serious
    or, "News of the life"


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    There are billions of men/women in the world, choose a celebrity that best accurately describes your taste from a visual standpoint but do not explain it whatsoever, just post the picture.
    or, "Celebs who will be dead tomorrow"



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    Fuck it, we're all about to die anyways.... who is one celeb you wish would've just... you know?
    or, "Making a Murderer (Massive Psychos Within)"



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    Last meal time. Describe it for us.
    or, "Bruh's all new, all new, all new food question"



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    Did you ever see yourself in a fictional character? Which one and why?
    or, "Did YOU live in the golden age of television?"



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    Find one picture that describes "perfection" to you. Do not explain the picture. It can be a picture of a moment in time, a serene landscape, etc.
    or, "TTH's Most Dramatic Image"


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    Well, did you have an alright life, all things considered?
    or, "Review your own life ??/20"


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    to copy and paste w/ the bold:

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    Awww

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    Sexiest vegetable?
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    It's a tricky one to answer but I've always felt at my best when there's a carrot in the room.

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    Hair on the pussy is miles better than clean-shaven

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    I think Taylor Swift would be a dull shag. Like, you can tell all your friends you've done it and get a few hi-fives but, deep down inside, you've had better wanks.

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    Shindig is too good for Taylor Swift lads.

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    Look, man. If it's an end of world scenario, I want absolute filth.

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    Yolandi Visser

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    I can't imagine any scenario that would result in "a few hi-fives" in the real world.

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    Especially not with bong-eyed Shindig missing every time.

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    Briefly talk about one thing about human nature that always perplexed you
    or, "Little thing in life that fucked you off?"


    --- Ghosting. It's a relatively new thing to an extent but it's always boggled my mind how someone could just block someone instead of talking about what went wrong, how to fix it, why they are doing it etc.

    Admit to one thing that you've always told yourself or others about yourself but know to not be true
    or, "Shameful Bluffage"


    ---That I'm a positive individual. If you knew me on a personal level then you would think nothing truly effects but then you lot probably suffered the most as a result of that so it's not really transferable here. Even back when I worked in mental health, you're being proactive, telling your service users that things will get better blah blah blah then going home and contemplating your next suicidal effort.

    Admit to one thing people would likely think less of you about
    or, "Who is the shittiest vegetable?"


    ---I break hearts and show little to no remorse. It's not that I don't feel bad, it's more that I feel incapable of looking at it from others points of view. Guernsey girl and Banana were ultimately ended because of my own actions as much as theirs but if my actions hadn't happened then chances are theirs wouldn't have either.

    What's the dumbest thing you spent actual currency on?
    or, "Why have you bought that recently?"


    ---Fifa Ultimate Team cards. Fuck me, thousands. I think it's what stops me getting a PS although the PS5 is under consideration.

    Do you honestly regret being in your current relationship status, knowing the world will end tomorrow?
    or, "The All Encompassing, All Personal, Relationship Question"


    ---I'm single now so I don't really give a shit and I've always been much of a loner so isolation and what not comes naturally.

    Leave behind one (1) book but do not explain why. Just book title and author.
    or, "The Book Question"


    ---Larousse Gastronomique.

    Leave behind one (1) music album but do not explain why. Just album title and artist.
    or, "A question (ten songs, etc.)"



    ---It's the final countdown, Europe.

    If you could've been any profession that didn't require being the top .0001% of your field (like an actor or professional footballer or F1 driver) which profession would it and do you regret not pursuing that career at any point of your life?
    or, "Apocalypse 2020: "Mumpreneur" Isn't A Fucking Career"



    ---Well, rapidly going to regret becoming a chef given the hospitality industry is getting royally fucked so I think army would have been handy if I was younger, it would have instilled discipline and I would have been killed by now.

    Tell us about something you were interested in learning about or learning how to do that you never actually found the time to research or follow up on now that the world is ending?
    or, "Your favourite thing of the unknown"


    ---Drawing. I've always envied those who can draw hands whereas my best efforts are solely stick men. I picked up a lot off the ex in regards to painting which I find much easier and some of my work I feel is pretty decent.

    What's one thing about the world that physically scared you?
    or, "The Apocalypse 2020 Insects are Bastards Question"


    ---Twitter. I was very late to the party in joining it and sticking with it but it's just a different beast. So many nasty individuals hiding behind an avatar.

    What's one thing about the world that mentally scared you?
    or, "Optical Delusions"


    ---People. I like hibernating and keeping myself to myself but when I am forced to venture out and socialise with others I can't help but think their priorities and worries are all wrong. So much needless drama.


    Do you believe in the idea of 'government'? Did you feel your government had your best interests in heart during your lifetime?
    or, "The yankee mass shooting question"


    ---I genuinely see the government caving in in our life time, or at least one of yours.

    What's one event (other than the current pandemic) you've always remembered? It could be very silly or very serious
    or, "News of the life"


    ---Prince Diana. I was only a young kid at the time and I didn't really understand the seriousness of what had occurred but I specifically remember waking up my mother as it seemed really important.

    There are billions of men/women in the world, choose a celebrity that best accurately describes your taste from a visual standpoint but do not explain it whatsoever, just post the picture.
    or, "Celebs who will be dead tomorrow"



    ---Nick Vujicic.

    Fuck it, we're all about to die anyways.... who is one celeb you wish would've just... you know?
    or, "Making a Murderer (Massive Psychos Within)"



    ---Katie Hopkins. She counts as a celeb, right?

    Last meal time. Describe it for us.
    or, "Bruh's all new, all new, all new food question"



    ---Cheese and red onion toastie, chicken and mushroom pot noodle, a bag of pork scratchings and some cup of coffee. Possibly some Ben and Jerry's to finish off.

    Did you ever see yourself in a fictional character? Which one and why?
    or, "Did YOU live in the golden age of television?"



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    Find one picture that describes "perfection" to you. Do not explain the picture. It can be a picture of a moment in time, a serene landscape, etc.
    or, "TTH's Most Dramatic Image"


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    Well, did you have an alright life, all things considered?
    or, "Review your own life ??/20"

    It could have been worse but it could have been much better, some self inflicted, other things out of my control. Shit upbringing leaving one ill prepared for later life and then later life being dictated by mental and physical issues but it is what it is. You don't know if this is the only shot you get or if there's something thereafter but it's too late for regrets so you play the hand you were dealt. I think all things considered I did as well as I could.
    'Insanity is our identities.'

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    These man wanted new threads yet only one of you tried smhhhhh

    The one celeb thing was about one you wish, purely in fantasy and not reality, that you could've personally ki... you know what nvm.

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    No point in talking in riddles Bruh. You could have been less cute with the questions too if you wanted replies.

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    Talking in riddles lol

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    People want banter, not the diaries of a neckbeard.

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    This is also not the end of the world, although we can see it from here.

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    The idea was just to pretend, you see.

    I just thought perhaps the impending doom and gloom might have opened up some different feelings and thoughts and perhaps it would be interesting to do some self-introspection that could lead to other interesting conversations, but no bother!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Talking in riddles lol
    Finish words and sentences then.

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