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    What is the sexiest vegetable?

    The coronavirus thread is getting a bit much for everyone, so let's have a chat about which vegetable is the sexiest (without any jokes about disabled prolle).

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    Itís obviously the Eggplant.

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    Shut the thread, we have a winner.

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    Next up we have sexiest fruit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Next up we have sexiest fruit.
    You can't call them that these days.

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    The peach emoji.

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    Sexiest animal to contract the coronavirus before 2021. Go.

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    Just get the wdytoe up.

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    Fuck off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Sexiest animal to contract the coronavirus before 2021. Go.
    Batwoman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Sexiest animal to contract the coronavirus before 2021. Go.
    Magic.

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    https://www.nationalgeographic.com/c...apt.1900.1.jpg

    So deadly, so adorable. EDIT: MASSIVE IMAGE

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    Michael Schumacher.

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    Is he still alive? Itís almost cruelty to keep him a vegetable.

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    Sexiest pasta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Michael Schumacher.
    I was going to do that gag, but he could never have been sexy. Chin like a ten-foot obelisk and he'd just use you for his own ends.

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    A sexy vegetable google search is definitely worth it, even if it gets you on a watchlist somewhere.

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    Everybody thought about the disabled person gag. It's been done to death and isn't funny.

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    You've changed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Everybody thought about the disabled person gag. It's been done to death and isn't funny.
    Yeah it's proper bland comedy.

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    Sexiest item in a roast dinner?

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    If you guys are longing for a time where I make the swap from easy jokes to intelligent ones then you're going to be disappointed.

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    You're just a skinny black Mahow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Sexiest item in a roast dinner?
    Potato croquettes.

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