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    TTH Coronavirus Prediction Thread

    GO!

    Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices).
    Will the Premier League be cancelled?
    Will these events go ahead this year:
    Euro 2020
    Glastonbury
    Grand National?
    Eurovision
    USA Presidential elections
    First TTHer to test positive?
    First TTHer to die?
    First politician to die?
    First celebrity to die?
    First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"?
    Will live television be halted? If so, which month?
    Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton?
    Country of the first vaccine:
    Country of the first successful vaccine:
    Final UK Cases:
    Final UK Deaths:
    Final Worldwide Cases:
    Final Worldwide Deaths:
    What date will Haxball be resumed?
    Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland:
    First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having.

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    Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices). Fiji, Lesotho, Eritrea, Samoa, Burundi
    Will the Premier League be cancelled? No
    Will these events go ahead this year:
    Euro 2020 No
    Glastonbury No
    Grand National? No
    Eurovision No
    USA Presidential elections Yes
    First TTHer to test positive? Randrew
    First TTHer to die? Josh
    First politician to die? Ann Widdecombe
    First celebrity to die? Vera Lynn
    First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"? The First Nudie Musical
    Will live television be halted? If so, which month? No
    Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Philip Schofield
    Country of the first vaccine: China
    Country of the first successful vaccine: Vietnam
    Final UK Cases: 800,000
    Final UK Deaths: 15,000
    Final Worldwide Cases: 4,000,000
    Final Worldwide Deaths: 300,000
    What date will Haxball be resumed? March
    Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: 24th March
    First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having. Benny
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    Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices). North Korea, Niue, Marshall Islands, Cook Islands, Madagascar
    Will the Premier League be cancelled? No, they'll find some convoluted way to finish it
    Will these events go ahead this year:
    Euro 2020 No
    Glastonbury No
    Grand National? No
    Eurovision No
    USA Presidential elections Yes
    First TTHer to test positive? Waff
    First TTHer to die? None
    First politician to die? Dennis Skinner
    First celebrity to die? Michael Aspel
    First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"? Spoiler alert: it won't be West Side Story, I can assure you of that
    Will live television be halted? If so, which month? No
    Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Schofield
    Country of the first vaccine: Germany
    Country of the first successful vaccine: Germany
    Final UK Cases: 1 million+
    Final UK Deaths: 76,000
    Final Worldwide Cases: 146 million
    Final Worldwide Deaths: 883,000
    What date will Haxball be resumed? Tomorrow
    Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: Never
    First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having. It was already Offshore, wasn't it?

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    Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices). No idea
    Will the Premier League be cancelled? No.
    Will these events go ahead this year:
    Euro 2020 No.
    Glastonbury No.
    Grand National? Yes.
    Eurovision No.
    USA Presidential elections Yes.
    First TTHer to test positive? Waff.
    First TTHer to die? None.
    First politician to die? No idea.
    First celebrity to die? Ian McKellen.
    First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"? Some old one.
    Will live television be halted? If so, which month? No.
    Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Neither.
    Country of the first vaccine: Germany.
    Country of the first successful vaccine: Germany.
    Final UK Cases: 1m
    Final UK Deaths: 150,000
    Final Worldwide Cases: 100m
    Final Worldwide Deaths: 1.5m
    What date will Haxball be resumed? Never.
    Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: Never.
    First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having: Lee already slithered back.

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    Optimist me says....

    Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices). Cape Verde, Barbados, Madagascar, Palau and Fiji
    Will the Premier League be cancelled? No
    Will these events go ahead this year:
    Euro 2020 No
    Glastonbury No
    Grand National? No
    Eurovision Yes
    USA Presidential elections Yes
    First TTHer to test positive? RL
    First TTHer to die? Yevrah
    First politician to die? Boris
    First celebrity to die? Woy
    First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"?
    Will live television be halted? If so, which month? No
    Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Norton
    Country of the first vaccine: S.Korea
    Country of the first successful vaccine: S.Korea
    Final UK Cases: 32,000
    Final UK Deaths: 457
    Final Worldwide Cases: 768,048
    Final Worldwide Deaths: 14,657
    What date will Haxball be resumed?
    Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland:
    First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having.[/QUOTE]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices). Fiji, Lesotho, Eritrea, Samoa, Burundi
    Will the Premier League be cancelled? No
    Will these events go ahead this year:
    Euro 2020 No
    Glastonbury Yes
    Grand National? Yes
    Eurovision No
    USA Presidential elections Yes
    First TTHer to test positive? Randrew
    First TTHer to die? Josh
    First politician to die? Ann Widdecombe
    First celebrity to die? Vera Lynn
    First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"? The First Nudie Musical
    Will live television be halted? If so, which month? No
    Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Philip Schofield
    Country of the first vaccine: China
    Country of the first successful vaccine: Vietnam
    Final UK Cases: 800,000
    Final UK Deaths: 15,000
    Final Worldwide Cases: 4,000,000
    Final Worldwide Deaths: 300,000
    What date will Haxball be resumed? March
    Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: 24th March
    First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having. Benny
    What the fuck? I'm invincible.

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    I stand by my illegal entry.

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    Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices). None
    Will the Premier League be cancelled? Yes
    Will these events go ahead this year:
    Euro 2020 No
    Glastonbury No
    Grand National? No
    Eurovision No
    USA Presidential elections Yes
    First TTHer to test positive? MJ
    First TTHer to die? MJ
    First politician to die? Dennis Skinner
    First celebrity to die? David Attenborough
    First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"?
    Will live television be halted? If so, which month? May
    Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Schofield
    Country of the first vaccine: Canada
    Country of the first successful vaccine: Japan
    Final UK Cases: 60,000,000
    Final UK Deaths:2,500,000
    Final Worldwide Cases: 3 Billion
    Final Worldwide Deaths: 100,000,000
    What date will Haxball be resumed?June 1st
    Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: May 4th
    First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having. Mert

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    Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices).: Madagascar, Niue, Cook Islands, Tuvalu, Nauru
    Will the Premier League be cancelled?: Yes
    Will these events go ahead this year:
    Euro 2020: No
    Glastonbury: No
    Grand National?: No
    Eurovision: Yes, with no live audience
    USA Presidential elections: Yes
    First TTHer to test positive?: Yeldoow
    First TTHer to die?: Magic
    First politician to die?: Ali Akbar Velayati, advisor to the Supreme Leader of Iran
    First celebrity to die?: Mel Brooks
    First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"?: The Book of Mormon
    Will live television be halted? If so, which month?: No
    Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton?: Schofield
    Country of the first vaccine: Canada
    Country of the first successful vaccine: Canada
    Final UK Cases: 600,000
    Final UK Deaths: 6,500
    Final Worldwide Cases: 500M
    Final Worldwide Deaths: 500,000
    What date will Haxball be resumed?: Has it stopped?
    Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: N/A - he's not in Iceland.
    First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having.: Chinny

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    Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices). None, because I'm not counting chump island nations which won't even detect it
    Will the Premier League be cancelled? God yes
    Will these events go ahead this year:
    Euro 2020 No
    Glastonbury No
    Grand National? No
    Eurovision No
    USA Presidential elections Yes
    First TTHer to test positive? Hopefully Yevrah
    First TTHer to die? Hopefully Yevrah
    First politician to die? Edward Leigh
    First celebrity to die? Carl Reiner
    First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"? My Fair Lady
    Will live television be halted? If so, which month? No
    Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Both, from being at the same gay party
    Country of the first vaccine: Israel
    Country of the first successful vaccine: Israel
    Final UK Cases: 400000
    Final UK Deaths: 2500
    Final Worldwide Cases: 50000000
    Final Worldwide Deaths: 1000000
    What date will Haxball be resumed? Hopefully never
    Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: Never
    First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having. I could just see GS strolling back in with 'Lads' expecting a hero's welcome before boring us all to fucking death with a massive post quoting Yevrah going 'This is it...'

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    If Alan comes back please change British deaths to 'More than fifty'.

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    Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices).: Madagascar, Grenada, Barbados, Andorra, Malta
    Will the Premier League be cancelled?: Yes
    Will these events go ahead this year:
    Euro 2020: No
    Glastonbury: No
    Grand National?: No
    Eurovision: No
    USA Presidential elections: Yes
    First TTHer to test positive?: Ian
    First TTHer to die?: Magic
    First politician to die?: Bernie
    First celebrity to die?: The pope
    First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"?: Cats: The Movie
    Will live television be halted? If so, which month?: No
    Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton?: Schofield
    Country of the first vaccine: US
    Country of the first successful vaccine: China
    Final UK Cases: 3M
    Final UK Deaths: 20,000
    Final Worldwide Cases: 5M
    Final Worldwide Deaths: 60,000
    What date will Haxball be resumed?: It will be played in Qatar in June 2022.
    Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: Not happening
    First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having.: Of the ones that aren't already back, Mert.

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    There is plenty of travel between the US and the Caribbean. I can see deaths happening in Barbados and/or Grenada.

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    Bernanke thinking 60% of all cases will take place in the UK is the highlight here.

    My prediction is that nobody famous dies. Maybe some locally prominent Italian MP at the most.

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    Define famous. The architect of Napoli's stadium and the Barcelona Olympics Stadium died from it. Famous ... within his field.

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    Where in the world is Okay_Amigo, @Luca?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Define famous. The architect of Napoli's stadium and the Barcelona Olympics Stadium died from it. Famous ... within his field.
    He's not famous. I mean someone we've all heard of

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Define famous. The architect of Napoli's stadium and the Barcelona Olympics Stadium died from it. Famous ... within his field.
    The number of online followers.

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    Euro 2020, Eurovision, Grand National and Glastonbury all cancelled now.

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