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    It's probably the Congolese embassy, they'll never spot him there.

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    It's mental that China continue to lock everything down two years down the line. When does it end for them?

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    I feel they might loosen up once the Olympics is out the way. Although that's going to be a mess. Not a lot of natural immunity, not sure about their vaccine's effectiveness against Omicron either. If they open up fully, how long will it take for them to panic and shut it down again?

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    It's probably quite a low key event for them as they're used to massive government over-reach. It wasn't too long ago that they needed special centres for people to dump undesirable babies at because Chinese couples wanted the one child they were allowed to be perfect.

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    How many nurses is that?

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    Enough to have given everyone in the NHS a grand bonus.

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    Why can't we just flog it?

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    Because then we won't have enough and people will complain about not being prepared and penny-pinching.

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    Out of interest, having seen an NHS worker on facebook saying many of their colleagues now regret being vaccinated, does anyone who has been vaccinated regret it? Never heard that sentiment before personally, more just lolling at the suggestion of any more.

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    It's completely nonsensical. What could you be regretful of?

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    They probs just miss the loved ones they lost to myocarditis, the soft shites.

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    In fairness the chip is starting to itch.

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    Regret being vaccinated

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    They probs just miss the loved ones they lost to myocarditis, the soft shites.

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    Think Le Tiss might be in the top 1% of heads that have gone.

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    I siphoned my vaccines out with a straw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    They probs just miss the loved ones they lost to myocarditis, the soft shites.
    https://www.newscientist.com/article...n-vaccination/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    It's completely nonsensical. What could you be regretful of?
    Being coerced in to having something against your will? Being lied to? Being on the same side as absolute lunatics who'd be happy under nazi rule?

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    The freedom fighters donned it. U-turns galore and defectors all over the shop.

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    Grotesquely obese whale to highly intelligent unvaccinated big cocked heart surgeon: "Hi, before I have my third heart bypass I just wanted to check your bovid vaccination status to make sure you don't kill me?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Being coerced in to having something against your will? Being lied to? Being on the same side as absolute lunatics who'd be happy under nazi rule?
    No, I meant real things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Grotesquely obese whale to highly intelligent unvaccinated big cocked heart surgeon: "Hi, before I have my third heart bypass I just wanted to check your bovid vaccination status to make sure you don't kill me?"
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ar-damage.html

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    Probably fat.

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    The article didn’t need to point out he was straight but I’m sure he insisted.

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    One of the thousands of things worth a lol in life is that whenever a man earnestly describes his own dick, the size is always given as 'definitely above average'. I presume everyone imagines average to be just that bit smaller than what they wake up to every morning.

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    I'd wager most blokes don't go around comparing them, to be honest. And the only other cocks they spot are in porn which are either comically oversized or Asian.

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    Spot the small cock.

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    Magic seems like the type who would ask someone if they’d a big one.

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    Sure the 40 a day have helped you.

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    It's the reason he avoids airport toilets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Sure the 40 a day have helped you.
    40 cocks?

    Are you at yourself right now or what? Sick fuck.

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    My arse could never take more than 30 in the one day anyway.

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    Day 2 testing's no longer a thing, is it? As in it's recommended rather than a requirement? The airport testers I've just booked with seem to still be pushing that.

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    In my old Civil Service job we would send out templated letters to idiots that had managed to fuck up the extremely basic instructions on their fine letter. They were all unnecessarily hostile in tone and were generally only good for pissing people off.

    Anyway, one day we received a response to one complaining about the tone of the letter and saying that whoever wrote it needs to stop blaming the world for their tiny penis. This was passed to the guy that sent it with a "haha, they're on to you Alex..."

    "Tiny penis? Hahaha. Yeah, alright! They should talk to one of my ex's! They'll tell him how "TINY" I am..."

    He was of course called Baby Bell, MicroSausage and a range of other hilarious names from that day onward. Fuck sake, Alex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Spot the small cock.
    Spotted.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-60238867

    The key elements of the plan are as follows:

    Step 1: Fully vaccinated New Zealanders from Australia can return home from 27 February
    Step 2: Fully jabbed citizens from all other countries are able to arrive from 13 March. This also applies to a number of critical and skilled foreign workers
    Step 3: Up to 5,000 international students are allowed into the country from 12 April
    Step 4: Australians and all other visitors who can normally travel visa-free to NZ are expected to be able to travel to the country no later than July
    Step 5: Begins in October and includes all other visitors and students who normally require a visa
    It is thought that about 94% of the country's population over the age of 12 is fully vaccinated
    Fuck me. Just open up you mongs.

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    It seems to me that they are unduly skeered of dith.

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    2 years in and their own citizens still aren't allowed home. Absolutely mental.

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    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/202...vid-lockdowns/

    Vindication on the horizon chaps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I want to know what sort of VENTILATION people who are going mental think ought to be installed in schools. Short of massively intrusive industrial units, which might make teaching difficult, what would actually be better than opening windows? Are people just obsessing over it because it sounds like a clever technological solution?


    The heirs of the Scottish Enlightenment.

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    Apparently we're going to keep paying for their pensions after independence too. That country/region is going to be fucked in a couple of decades, their heads are all over the show.

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    They can just hand over the bit of the 'pension pot' where they put the Scottish contributions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post


    The heirs of the Scottish Enlightenment.
    How about improving the abysmal state of Scottish education? Total distraction tactics.

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    Agreed. It's clearly terrible.

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    It's going to make the places rife for arson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Agreed. It's clearly terrible.
    They weren't in power when I was educated amigo.

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