It's probably the Congolese embassy, they'll never spot him there.
It's probably the Congolese embassy, they'll never spot him there.
It's mental that China continue to lock everything down two years down the line. When does it end for them?
I feel they might loosen up once the Olympics is out the way. Although that's going to be a mess. Not a lot of natural immunity, not sure about their vaccine's effectiveness against Omicron either. If they open up fully, how long will it take for them to panic and shut it down again?
It's probably quite a low key event for them as they're used to massive government over-reach. It wasn't too long ago that they needed special centres for people to dump undesirable babies at because Chinese couples wanted the one child they were allowed to be perfect.
How many nurses is that?
Enough to have given everyone in the NHS a grand bonus.
Why can't we just flog it?
Because then we won't have enough and people will complain about not being prepared and penny-pinching.
Out of interest, having seen an NHS worker on facebook saying many of their colleagues now regret being vaccinated, does anyone who has been vaccinated regret it? Never heard that sentiment before personally, more just lolling at the suggestion of any more.
It's completely nonsensical. What could you be regretful of?
They probs just miss the loved ones they lost to myocarditis, the soft shites.
In fairness the chip is starting to itch.
Regret being vaccinated
Think Le Tiss might be in the top 1% of heads that have gone.
I siphoned my vaccines out with a straw.
The freedom fighters donned it. U-turns galore and defectors all over the shop.
Grotesquely obese whale to highly intelligent unvaccinated big cocked heart surgeon: "Hi, before I have my third heart bypass I just wanted to check your bovid vaccination status to make sure you don't kill me?"
Probably fat.
The article didnt need to point out he was straight but Im sure he insisted.
One of the thousands of things worth a lol in life is that whenever a man earnestly describes his own dick, the size is always given as 'definitely above average'. I presume everyone imagines average to be just that bit smaller than what they wake up to every morning.
I'd wager most blokes don't go around comparing them, to be honest. And the only other cocks they spot are in porn which are either comically oversized or Asian.
Spot the small cock.
Magic seems like the type who would ask someone if theyd a big one.
Sure the 40 a day have helped you.
It's the reason he avoids airport toilets.
My arse could never take more than 30 in the one day anyway.
Day 2 testing's no longer a thing, is it? As in it's recommended rather than a requirement? The airport testers I've just booked with seem to still be pushing that.
In my old Civil Service job we would send out templated letters to idiots that had managed to fuck up the extremely basic instructions on their fine letter. They were all unnecessarily hostile in tone and were generally only good for pissing people off.
Anyway, one day we received a response to one complaining about the tone of the letter and saying that whoever wrote it needs to stop blaming the world for their tiny penis. This was passed to the guy that sent it with a "haha, they're on to you Alex..."
"Tiny penis? Hahaha. Yeah, alright! They should talk to one of my ex's! They'll tell him how "TINY" I am..."
He was of course called Baby Bell, MicroSausage and a range of other hilarious names from that day onward. Fuck sake, Alex.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-60238867
The key elements of the plan are as follows:
Step 1: Fully vaccinated New Zealanders from Australia can return home from 27 February
Step 2: Fully jabbed citizens from all other countries are able to arrive from 13 March. This also applies to a number of critical and skilled foreign workers
Step 3: Up to 5,000 international students are allowed into the country from 12 April
Step 4: Australians and all other visitors who can normally travel visa-free to NZ are expected to be able to travel to the country no later than July
Step 5: Begins in October and includes all other visitors and students who normally require a visaFuck me. Just open up you mongs.It is thought that about 94% of the country's population over the age of 12 is fully vaccinated
It seems to me that they are unduly skeered of dith.
2 years in and their own citizens still aren't allowed home. Absolutely mental.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/202...vid-lockdowns/
Vindication on the horizon chaps.
The heirs of the Scottish Enlightenment.
Apparently we're going to keep paying for their pensions after independence too. That country/region is going to be fucked in a couple of decades, their heads are all over the show.
They can just hand over the bit of the 'pension pot' where they put the Scottish contributions.
Agreed. It's clearly terrible.
It's going to make the places rife for arson.