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    Senior Member Waffdon's Avatar
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    Wait, Spikey is an anti vaxxer?

    El oh el

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    No, I'm vaccinated.

    The question was "how many lab-manufactured injections you taken again to feel comfortable enough to hug your family?" Which is zero.

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    The Artist Formerly Known as Taz
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    They're on the ropes, Waff, furiously drafting up their Lines To Take on whatsapp.

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    Have you managed to open a crypto account yet?

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    I hugged a patient zero at a major outbreak during the Euro final, and still didn't catch it. Think that's a better result than stumbling about with no taste buds catching it again.

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    The Artist Formerly Known as Taz
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    Has Lofty joined the whatsapp pyramid scheme being promised a lifetime's income in exchange for some informal lagers, too? Fuck sake, the recruitment is lively.

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    Shut the fuck up, you boring cunt.

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    The Artist Formerly Known as Taz
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    So touchy and from the man who averages 6 words a post.

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    I'll six words your mum, son.

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    Correct. 'Can Taz come out to play?' is six words.

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    "No, he's got the corona. Again"

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    "Stupid cunt didn't get his jabs!"

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    Is that your bike lad? Yoink.

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    My other car is a nose.

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    The Artist Formerly Known as Taz
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    All so bad, Shinners even with a second stab

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    That's nine words you fucking idiot.

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    Double covid is a bit beta.

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    Taz, how is the covid 2nd time round? Better, worse, or the same?

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    Largely same from what I recall. One bad night of fever before a relatively speedy recovery. Indistinguishable from flu. Will need to see what the after-effects are but I imagine not as severe given I don't just sit around recording every variable of my physical health as a hobby like last summer.

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    I'm sure I speak for all of us in saying that we're proud of you and wish you a speedy recovery.

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    Already awash with PMs of similar sentiment, means a lot boys.

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    Deputy PM and Nationals Leader Barnaby Joyce has called Queensland and Western Australia 'hermit kingdoms' on morning tv this morning.

    Too funny.

    Edit: And half a million red pilled boomers haven't even had a single jab of vax.

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-09-...tion/100430324
    Last edited by Queenslander; 03-09-2021 at 05:07 AM.

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    My daughter has only been back at school since Wednesday and we've just had a text saying there's already 2 of her class had to go off with Covid.

    Will be interesting to see how loud the "CLOSE THE SCHOOLS!!!!!" Screams will be from the MumsNet crew, because it's going to be rife by Christmas.
    Last edited by Spikey M; 03-09-2021 at 08:06 AM.

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    Kids are so lucky to get an easy blag out of any shit lessons/exams they can't be arsed with. Just fake a cough and you're golden.

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    Jesus.

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    that should have been done everywhere from day one.

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    You have 15 minutes to comply . . .

    <insert ED-209 pic here>

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    "Sorry, mate. I can't handle stairs."

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    You're a moron if you're against that app. Innit.

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    That's complete overstep.

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    It's going to be class when climate change makes them go full Mad Max.

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    Heads have very much gone down in Adelaide it would seem. I think when you live so far away from the nearest western country, it's quite hard to stay in touch with reality at the best of times, never mind now. I mean, when we or the French do something mental, which is a daily occurrence anyway, at least we have the other one to lol it into the bin.

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    I've read that tweet twice now and I've no idea what they're hoping to achieve from doing that.

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    They either ping so few people that it's a pointless exercise or the police will be overwhelmed having to visit people who are asleep, having a shit, or doing literally anything that keeps them away from their phone for 15 minutes let alone the fair dinkum cobbers who just think 'fuck off' and ignore it.

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    Oh, I see, it's to make sure people are isolating.

    It would genuinely be easier to detain them all. What an absolute joke of an approach.

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    *state governments ban breathing outside*
    'It's the Aussie mentality. Mate looking out for mate...'
    *entire streets are being executed to stop the spread*
    'The working man, the battler...'

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    Lol got asked for a passport in Leeds today for the beer festival. Showed a bloke a text from my mum and he let me in.

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    Amazing what nudes can get you.

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    Seems a bit of a circle of shite that tweet. It links to Ground News which seems to be a news aggregator that has captured two stories from two conservative American webpages.

    The actual webpage for it https://www.covid-19.sa.gov.au/home-...e-sa-user-faqs says:

    Is Home Quarantine SA compulsory?
    No. Home Quarantine SA is voluntary at this time. It provides a safe, sustainable and cost effective alternative to medi-hotel quarantine.

    And nothing about police:
    What happens if I miss a check-in?
    If you miss one of the geolocation check-ins, you will receive a follow-up phone call from the Home Quarantine SA team to discuss why you missed your check-in. This call might come from a private number.

    If you miss the notification and the phone call, a compliance officer may visit the approved address to check you are safe and compliant with your direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post


    Jesus.
    I havent hears of that good grief.

    To be fair that isnt even the worst news this week after the Federal Govenment rushed through new Police powers bill.


    https://sg.news.yahoo.com/australian...060701090.html

    Australian surveillance bill: Aussie police can now hack citizens’ phones
    lol NSW

    Last edited by Queenslander; 03-09-2021 at 10:14 PM.

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    Boris "we are following the ScIENcE"

    ScIENcE "don't bother jabbing the kids"

    Boris " I want pricks in the kids pronto"

    The government doing its best to squash all the conspiracy theories doing the rounds..

    All the while trying it's best to extend the Covid lockdown powers for another 6 months

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    See you next year fellas.

    .Tasmania's border might stay closed until COVID vaccination reaches 'closer to 90 per cent
    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-09-...rate/100431784

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    I believe it's 2 in every million 12-15 year olds who require intensive care as a result of COVID. Get them jabbed

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    What's the vaccine related blood clot rate in that age group?

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    And how does it compare with those who catch covid.

    As someone who has mentally declined from having long covid (Taz), you'd think you'd understand there are other impacts of covid beyond hospital ICU treatment.

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    Here come the personal snipes lads, it's okay to question the vaccine and government strategy, they won't arrest you for it. Yet.

    Something like 60 per million boys in that age group have heart inflammation as a result of the vaccine. Keep calm and get dem jabbed.

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    We don't need to be jabbing kids. It's done. Just keep jabbing the vulnerable and get on with our lives while lolling at the Aussies.

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    I would like to see the data of adverse vaccine reaction vs Mortality & Long Covid in children. I suspect the risk : reward is pretty much identical. So what's the point? If the vaccine prevented spread it might make sense, but it doesn't.

    I'm in Team Yev. And, it should be said, in Team THE SCIENCE.

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