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    Senior Member randomlegend's Avatar
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    Imagine being so scared of an injection that you'd rather lose your sense of taste.

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    On the plus side his sense of smell was 700% that of a normal person's, so that's normal now.

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    Pray for Ghoddos.

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    The Artist Formerly Known as Taz
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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Imagine being so scared of an injection that you'd rather lose your sense of taste.
    You seem to be confused by the order of events.

    First PCR test booked in for later today, the lateral flow that I did for bants a while back damaged my throat for a solid day so this will no doubt be shit too but at least I'll have some sick anecdotes to share with you lads at the next meet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    You seem to be confused by the order of events.

    First PCR test booked in for later today, the lateral flow that I did for bants a while back damaged my throat for a solid day so this will no doubt be shit too but at least I'll have some sick anecdotes to share with you lads at the next meet.

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    I had a weird dream last night that I had covid and killed my neighbour who I've never spoken to, and out of the blue I feel completely wiped out today. LFT brewing.

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    You should go and check on your neighbour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    the lateral flow that I did for bants a while back damaged my throat for a solid day
    Do not call anyone a "Soft Shite" ever again.

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    Aren't lateral flows meant to be [gentle] nasal swabbing only?

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    You swab your tonsils as well. The antigen I did on holiday was just spitting in an envelope. Bring it in here, no gagging at all.

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    I did a self test PCR which asked for throat swabbing, but the lateral flows I've been given have only asked for nose swab.

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    Apparently lots of people refuse to use those tests because they’re not halal.
    I'm a twit

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    Lads, I get where you're coming from but you must remember I haven't had my own massive girthy piece face-fucking me at every turn so my throat is more sensitive.

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    No, you're just a giant pussy.

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    I would say I have no idea why they went so hard on the brain tingling nature of the probing early doors (this seems to have gone by the wayside) as that has caused an irrational fear of the test.

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    Didn’t realise we were up to 200 deaths a day. English schools aren’t even back yet, are they? 500 by November

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    The schools are back this week.

    It's shit, but we've done all we can. The vaccines are in circulation, the vulnerable are as protected as they can be. What more can we do?

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    Scotland enforcing passports.

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    Cases are falling now and we don't mourn the unvaccinated dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    The schools are back this week.

    It's shit, but we've done all we can. The vaccines are in circulation, the vulnerable are as protected as they can be. What more can we do?
    l0cKd0wN!1

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    I'd love to see just one more lockdown. A proper one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    l0cKd0wN!1
    I don't think they could make it fly now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I'd love to see just one more lockdown. A proper one.
    Deviant.

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    Sickening to see Spikey wave the flag of surrender. We must stay in and continue to get jabbed every 6 months. It is the only way.

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    Isn't that largely what quite a lot of people do with regards to seasonal flu?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Deviant.
    The traffic

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    Has anyone tried swabbing anally yet? Asking for a friend.

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    I would recommend not putting it near your mouth or nose after.

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    Learn from Bams mistakes Quince.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    Has anyone tried swabbing anally yet? Asking for a friend.
    The Chinese I believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Learn from Bams mistakes Quince.

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    I might try it. Will vlog it to rival Hammer's you tube page

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    Reddit unleashes the ban hammer on fuckwits: https://www.reddit.com/r/announcemen...larifications/

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    This is what happens when RL doesn't have the window to keep him busy. This and vaccine passports, that'll get them on your side, boys.

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    Half of what now passes for 'covid denial' was SCIENCE eighteen months ago, so lol at Reddit the losers.

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    Another snap lockdown for Brisbane.

    https://www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer/...27-p54efz.html

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    Uwotm8

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    'I'm too stupid for my maths' top reply there.

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    https://www.justgiving.com/fundraisi...ateButtonClick

    Matt Hancock is running the London Marathon and you can sponsor him. Lots of people already have, and they're leaving nice messages for him too.

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    Interesting that £2 seems to be the amount of money worth paying to abuse Matt Hancock.

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    I reckon they could bump the price up tbh.

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    He should do a cameo with Farage, you probably get paid more for being humilaited.

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    Tested positive. 2 time champion. Verified hard shite

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    Congrats on having the immune system of a 70 year old, lad.

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    How many lab-manufactured injections you taken again to feel comfortable enough to hug your family?

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    Zero.

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    Ah fairplay then.

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    Where are injections usually made if not a lab?

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    I believe the point was that they are very much different to a person's natural immune system. HTH.

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    Yes, they're more comprehensive.

    Where do you normally have your injections made?

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