If Scotland locks down they are mugs. It will have literally fuck all effect on infections and even if it does, by the time that shows up in the statistics they will be 4 weeks and about 100 domestic violence murders deep.
If Scotland locks down they are mugs. It will have literally fuck all effect on infections and even if it does, by the time that shows up in the statistics they will be 4 weeks and about 100 domestic violence murders deep.
They've politicised it beyond all recognition, and are totally convinced that the Scottish people want a total and utter lockdown, paid for by Her Majesty, to keep them safe whilst they sit and watch Facebook videos on INDEPENDENCE and ream their benefits.Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Disgusting.
Get the youth out of the pubs I’d imagine. I don’t think it’s going to make much difference either but I’ll take that over them being closed entirely.
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"Hey! HEY! YOU LAZY SLOBS! Get back to work, Jesus Christ it's like you want Pret A Manger to die GET A TRAIN AND BUY A FUCKING SANDWICH YOU'RE BREAKING THE COUNTRY"
*pause*
"And just what the fuck are you doing out of your home, eh? Get THE FUCK back inside you're making the pandemic worse ffs"
Given a lot of the disgusting commuter leech businesses were relying on September return to work, I'd imagine that's going to be the end of their disgusting trade. And if furlough isn't brought back (and it bloody well shouldn't), the fun really will be beginning now.
Everyone talks about Pret, but the first priority is for Paul's bakery to go down with all souls. £35 tarte tatins at the wake.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/...o-tackle-covid
Look at Team Panic's weak shit.
Reading this currently sat in a Pret in Farringdon. I'm doing my bit.
to spread the virus!!!!
Well you are simultaneously a heroic patriot doing his bit for Queen and country and a disgusting, disease-spreading bastard who hates Britain.
That's actually how Kent is described in the tourist books.
Definitely heroic. Try eating a chocolate croissant through a mask.
And that's the picture they use.
Weaponise the ice cream vans next.
Looking exceedingly likely that from today at 1400 there will be a 2 week CIRCUIT BREAK lockdown where everything is fucked, apart from primary and secondary schools.
To give that context, colleges have just started back yesterday. LMAO.
How is dentistry in England btw? We're still not doing anything up here apart from extractions.
(unless you're private then you can get what you want).
Probably to stop all the mongs pissing it up between 10pm and 3am in the pubs that are open and operating like nightclubs.
Yeah, Boris. Bring the military out. That'll put minds at ease. As will the use of the word 'firepower'.
Hang on, this stuff will be in place for six months? Not a prayer, people will be smashing things up by then.
Boris is so bad at this stuff. How did he ever get this far up the political tree? Completely out of his depth. He's a flustered mess.
This. Winter [and Xmas]
His reponse to Starmer was so petulant.
It's a non-starter. The pub and restaurant closing times will stick, but anything that is in anyway unenforceable won't. People aren't listening anymore and they haven't been since Cummings went up the M1.
His responses to Starmer are always petulant. He's shit at being challenged.
I hope the government's next slogan is "Down the R's."
You're all soft.
Indonesia
Australian’s northern neighbour has one of the longest lists of strange coronavirus punishments.
Last week, eight Indonesians caught not wearing a face mask were forced to dig graves for people who had died of COVID-19 in the East Java district of Cerme.
Others found breaking the law were put to work cleaning public spaces or told to do push-ups in lieu of paying a 150,000 rupiah ($14) fine, CNN reported.
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/from-coffins-to-push-ups-the-inventive-ways-countries-are-punishing-coronavirus-rule-breakers?token=$1$q5fuCtIm$P6h7DMXdbRYmOveDAj7fi
The Speaker's loving this. Throwing to different parts of the country like it's Live Aid.
It's going to do literally nothing.
They fucking love an after party.
And pre-drinks. We'll be locked down in December. It seems inevitable.
Can I watch the Scottish parliament live anywhere?
Was meant to be climbing Ben Nevis next week, but I'm assuming that'll be off come 14:30.
BBC Scotland.
Here we go lads, will post updates in here (laced with my own take on them, of course).
Ooh the pundits reckon she'll do exactly the same to keep the message CONTINUOUS and easier to follow.
That means she'll undermine Joris and ruin the country and blame it on the Tories to make her case for independence stronger.
Don't feel compelled to give us a running commentary.
A lot of hideously ugly people in Holyrood in the background lads.
he's watching the mirror again.
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She's telling us about the DIRE STATISTICS that don't sound too bad at all.
At one point Scotland's death toll was the 3rd worst per capita.
She's said she'll be going way beyond what England have done...
We had that anyway, from drugs, alcohol abuse, poverty etc. Nothing new.
Have we got a tweet button (can we get one?) Or do we have to type out the tags every time?
What do you mean they've closed the fucking mountain?
HAHAHA she's saying we can't visit any households. HAHAHA.
https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news...death-18400284
Nope, specifically Covid. Although England was 2nd at that time so .... take that win.
The current list has about half a dozen South American nations and Spain and Belgium above us.
What words is she saying? There's so many fucking ifs and buts and caveats here I've no idea.
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The mountain is open!
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