I shave my head with naked clippers all the time and have never once cut myself.Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
I shave my head with naked clippers all the time and have never once cut myself.
I don’t think you could cut yourself with a clippers even if you tried? I normally cut mine with that and am haven’t done it once.
I guess I'm just shit at using them then.
You'd need to be digging them into your scalp the wrong way round or catching yourself with the corners.
It's one of these:
So it might be me getting caught by the corners.
Only every morning for 5 months.
Must be easy policing right now. The streets are empty and the amount of absolute dodgers that just stand out like a sore thumb is unbelievable.
If you saw it on a Truman show esque camera you’d assume the whole world was corrupted with a drug rather than a virus.
Seems to be a real spike in petty theft too since the shops are closed and they’re resorting to thieving even more bikes and breaking into cars in supermarket car parks.
Sorry, didn't realise I was speaking to an expert.
Doing your whole head in three passes
How?
I managed a reasonably successful haircut a couple of weeks ago, where I shaved the back and sides but more or less left the top. It didn't blend well but other than that I was happy enough.
Unfortunately I tried to go over the top today and I've ended up having to shave it to 16mm again. That's more or less how I had it pre-lockdown, but I'd got used to the slightly longer on top version. I made a mess of one of the corners at the front too where it grows slightly odd, so there's a bit of a chunk cut out.
Why would I go over it more than once?Doing your whole head in three passes
Last edited by Spikey M; 22-04-2020 at 10:08 PM.
Nah man he's saying full coverage in 3 stripes like adidas.
Oh right cheers yeah
Sigh.
That health minister Piers Morgan donned is quite decent looking, you know. Bet she’s a right dirty too
Poor buggers.
"The Ruby Princess, which has been responsible for hundreds of coronavirus infections and more than 20 deaths is set to depart Port Kembla in Illawarra."
The Ruby Princess contributed to 10% of cases nationally.
Last edited by Queenslander; 23-04-2020 at 09:39 AM.
That's madness.But the virus is re-emerging in parts of the north, where the city of Harbin is under restrictions. One hospital there has closed after an 87-year-old man who had visited was diagnosed with the virus - he’d unknowingly infected 78 other people.
There are definitely more chancers about at the moment (or people are more emboldened). Police are too busy disrupting people in the park sat down than stop pick pocketing.
The pigs are really showing themselves to be absolute cunts up here anyway. Power hungry bully victims.
Stop running about doing your best Limmy impression then.
Ate at a restaurant today
I hope it was dripping with Pangolin spunk.
Northern Ireland and Scotland to be out of lockdown before the English
The bloody teachers Union are carrying on as if they are being forced to work in a lepper colony.
Yeah bloody coward teachers. Don't worry I'm sure your right wing journalists will join Joanna Williams in volunteering to get back in the classroom
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/202...box=1587622854
If there's one profession that should be abolished, it's the columnist.
It was tounge in cheek but their are a few here that have been caught saying outragous bullshit.Yeah bloody coward teachers. Don't worry I'm sure your right wing journalists will join Joanna Williams in volunteering to get back in the classroom
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/202...box=1587622854
The State based Education system is really fucking over the teachers. Liberial WA Premier is sending them back while QLD Labor is carrying on with home learning, unless the children have parents who work, for the next 5 weeks then reasses. QLD Labor having been kicking goals this whole time working closely with the Teachers Union.
Last edited by Queenslander; 23-04-2020 at 10:19 AM.
Looks like she hasn't slept since 2008.
I'm a twit
A load of Arsenal players have been breaching coronavirus guidelines because of course they have.
Like what, out of interest?
Teachers in their 60s expected to work in the classroom. Lack of hand sanitizer and soap but that was Private Schools who are not going back anyway.
I am being unfair dickhead and these comments are in isolation and dont represent all Teachers obviously.
Last edited by Queenslander; 23-04-2020 at 11:32 AM.
She’s quite cute. Definitely takes it up the arse, the wee Tory slapper
Thought Queenslander was calling Mo a dickhead then for a second and got excited.
Oi Giggles, i'll give ya three camels for your missus.
Gone.
What was it?
Probably this.
I'm a twit
I'm not watching a 2 minute video of your mom trying to kill a cockroach but thanks, fam.
He has a name, cuntchops.
Who, Baz or Gavin?
I've just finished season one of the Peep Show. It makes more sense now but still wrong. According to Google it's 17 years old...I really gotta watch TV more, I always thought it was some quiz show like HIGNFY sort of rubbish. Mark reminds me of the brief case wanker from Inbetweeners.
Peep Show is fuckin hilarious.*
* - at least up until the seasons I watched on netflix but I don't think I've seen the latest season(s).
Sorry, she’s not 7.
Peep Show maintains its quality enough to warrant ensuring everyone has watched it all.
Get some of this: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.the...aths-warns-who
That's almost 400K extra deaths because of the lockdown by my reckoningHow many African deaths equate to one Caucasian death? Stick that in your fucking Zoom Pub Quizzes.
On a more personal note, I'm forgetting the old normality and am feeling supremely serene. It's hard to say until it's over and I see if I revert back to the mean or not, but this could potentially have a life changing impact on me and one that was most definitely needed. Still don't reckon I'd cope once the weather turns though.
What if it was Irreverant, Obnoxious, Contrary and Awesome?
I once performed an intensive study on the race/deaths thing a while back and calculated that in London, and in national media terms, a white kid getting stabbed is around 50 times more tragic than a black kid getting stabbed.
Only Stephen Lawrence and Damilola Taylor have ever managed to defy this equation. I'm not really sure why, either.
Person two doors down from me apparently tested positive. She’s a carer but has been going for walks and chilling in her garden like nothing is wrong.
Madre is fuming. It’s quite funny.
Edit: though she was cutting my hair at the time of finding out and now I look like a monk. Karma for Brother Shane at laughing
Last edited by Waffdon; 23-04-2020 at 10:14 PM.
https://thehill.com/opinion/healthca...otal-isolation
Written by Scott "Taz" Atlas, MD. He makes a pretty good case.
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