It's not quite that vague, but yeah - kinda. A few posts after...Originally Posted by Spikey M
Tbf to Jimmy, he pulls it back with the prediction that Europe will be way worse than Asia.
It's not quite that vague, but yeah - kinda. A few posts after...
Tbf to Jimmy, he pulls it back with the prediction that Europe will be way worse than Asia.
ONS data continuing trend of last week but the approximate 2k increase of weekly deaths not attributable to DA PLAGUE clearly backs up the theory of ethnic cleansing going on behind closed doors.
More gloom: https://www.theguardian.com/society/...thout-symptoms
Sorted by Deaths per 1m Pop, the bottom 12.
Sorted by Deaths per 1m Pop, the real Top 12
Arsenal had it right with "Visit Rwanda".
Imagine being the poor solitary fucker with it in Yemen. Proper shunned down the local Revs in Sana by all the bishes.
Markets may be about to go again. Fed investment being reduced, negative oil weighing heavy on confidence of Dow and major supports are falling.
We’re over the worst of it lads. Back to normal working life soon.
Gonna order some masonry paint and crack on with the fences before it’s too late.
I'm a twit
Yeah, the virus has been killed off through clapping and political editorials. Pubs to reopen tomorrow.
Pints and chasers from 11am. Can I get a hell yeah
Jelly and Icecream when Waff gets gubbed.
Antibody tests show that as of 1-2 weeks ago, 11% of Stockholm residents have had corona but due to a sensitivity of 70%, they estimate the true number to be around 16%. By early May, they expect 1/3 of the city's population to have had it. Pretty good news tbh, way higher than I would have predicted
WHO are busy claiming it's 2-3% in the world and that it doesn't matter anyway. Not sure who I believe, quite frankly.
I’ve just had to process a £10k grant for some fat twat with over £1,000,000 chilling in their bank. They won over £100,000,000 on the lottery the other year.
Shambles
Cocaine scares it off
I don't think this is accurate is it?Barbers, Gyms, restaurants and Theatres all to open in the next week in Florida
A lazy Google suggests it's Georgia that wants to open a bunch of shit back up.
Fairly interesting watch. The "how do you open up from the lockdown" question is a really interesting one.
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I once worked for that guy in the white shirt for three months. He is the definition of a smoothie chops posh cunt, bless him. Used to stroll into the office around 10.30 with a latte in hand and then not go home ever.
He took me on as a temp when I came out of uni to basically do the biggest load of data entry you have ever seen. When my three-month contract was drawing to a close, the project had grown in size by a factor of about 200. I needed a job, so I asked if they were going to keep me on longer to finish it. Reader, they did not. And that, ladies and gents, is the story of my brief life in Corporate London.
UnHerd publishing something interesting is proper world turned upside down stuff.
What did he spend the other 99 million quid on?
Companies bank account. She’s had a ton of failing businesses though, the fat mess.
No gatherings over 5000 here til September. I knew it probably was, but that’s GnR officially gone now.
No new cases for 5 days!!
It's time to open up baby.
THE LOCKDOWN IS OVER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Our lockdown ends tomorrow, although face masks in public is still required, and social distancing encouraged.
Is it cheap to fly there
No chance they let Brits in normally.
Shaved my head this morning. Looks a bit crap but very liberating.
No, rather pricey. Plus international flights still banned.
Sorry
The French, eh.
Have they said anything about the effects of garlic and stripey jumpers on the virus yet?
I did made this mistake two days ago. I'm back to being a hybrid of Dominic Mattero and Danny Murphy.
And Super Hans.
You what now? **Runs to Google**
You're mistaking me for someone else, surely.
EDIT: Actually, having Googled Matteo and Murphy's recent pics I've moved on from there too
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The haka video
I just shaved my head, I was going to go for the usual 3 but decided I might as well just do 0.
Cut myself a couple of times annoyingly but I quite like it. I think I've left the sideburns/beard too high though.
I haven't watched a briefing in weeks but notice Pornhub is ending it's free premium stint this week so we must be past the worst of it.
Looking at the numbers I'd guess we're back to about 600-650 a day now (true figures) and gradually dropping. Think full lockdown will go at least another 5 weeks which would be end of May.
Joy.
oh i thought they already fucked that off cause the account i used to sign up had the password be "wrong" and when i tried to do the "reset pw" thing the email never came
The lockdown doesn't faze me too much but what is there after it does. I'm already resigned to the fact that hospitality will be one of the last things to emerge.
Career change once this is all done and dusted, I reckon. Perhaps there has never been a better time to go back into the care sector.
Pubs back open in June, ready for my birthday?
I'm a twit
At least those that might remain. The whole industry is getting absolutely shafted from employees to employers.Pubs back open in June, ready for my birthday?
You must look like a white Uncle Phil.
He only shaved the top part of his head though and left the sides and back.
But I'll take it tbh.
You've done it wrong then.
How do cut yourself with clippers? Must be a claw issue.
Have you never tried clippers with no attachments on?
It's just razor burn/minor scratches similar to using a normal razor.
I've only got scissors to work with but it's getting to the point where I'd normally have it shaved.
I took the Gillette Fusion to mine.
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