Nice that the virus respects the Sabbath.
Nice that the virus respects the Sabbath.
Yeah, tomorrow will be key.
Even if they do dip on the weekend, would they dip by this much?
Can we reopen the gyms in Scotland now please?
Registering deaths on a Sunday occurs less so means we will see a spike on Tuesday.
This will be a weekend counting thing. We’re still 7-10 days from maximum hospital demand so deaths will grow for a while to come.
Do some press-ups and stop cryingOriginally Posted by Foe
Can anyone explain to me why no Germans are dying of this?
Their number of cases isn't that far from Spain or Italy but their number of deaths is 10x less.
Well presumably they don't count deaths of people with major comorbidities as covid deaths.
I can’t perve on women in yoga pants here so that solution just isn’t feasible.
The only way Patel would be popular if she was giving out free blowjobs and maybe not even then. Her smirking hatred oozes out of every pore, never mind her incompetence. If it wasn't for the neverending shit show on the back of the EU referendum she would have never got near a top job.
These questions about Boris are laughable.
Raab just said he last spoke to Boris on Saturday. If he's the one who's meant to take over if Boris is incapacitated, shouldn't he have spoken to him since then?
The rest of the world reports people who died with it whereas Germany report people who died from it.
Germany are doing it correctly, as far as I’m concerned.
When we’re looking at the data retrospectively, that’ll be the figure used.
I'm a twit
It's a shame we never got that seven day NHS Jeremy Hunt wanted, otherwise we might have some accurate figures for weekends.
Am I supposed to be arsed that Dominic Raab hasn't spoken to the shagged-out Prime Minister since Saturday? What vital day-to-day contribution has gone un-made in that time, bearing in mind that two weeks ago he was being criticised by anonymous ministers for letting the actual medical experts run the show? Presumably when they say he is still 'in charge' they mean that major decisions, such as those relating to the LOCK DOWN, or whether to nuke China, won't be made without him; but otherwise, what is so important to be worth running him around for? There was an actually important point made about testing in the midst of all that, but the mongols just homed in on LEADERSHIP VACUUM like they're covering a party conference.
That’s what I thought but Andrew Neil spoke to the people doing the testing and measuring there and they’re doing exactly what we are in counting deaths.
What they’re doing better is getting everybody who complains of symptoms tested and then isolated if positive, so they don’t spread the disease and cause more serious illness in others.
Got Versatile blaring and a rum and coke in the back garden. It's a Monday. It's deathly silent. This is too good to be true.
I still don't understand why political journalists are reporting on this. Politicians are involved but the things they are doing are not political. They really need to stand down Laura, Peston et al and send the health correspondents in.
Peston especially fancies himself too much but too many of them crave the limelight.
He had a minor meltdown after being pulled up on a few things in a video call recently, took to twitter describing such a ferocious episode. Wanker.
It's all a bit shite from the press, to be honest. Too many seem conditioned to look for stories and scoops when this thing is .... fucking bigger than anything they'll ever face.
You mean like yesterday when he was taken to hospital?
It is only Monday, you know.
They're desperate for him to be in serious danger. Absolutely gagging for it.
Peston always seems to be an absolute fucking twat. The less I hear from him, the better.
Saw three henchmen using the gated off and signposted chin up bars so went in on them. Two of them stayed quiet like children, the other one just flung insults at me so we parted but it was getting heated. I made a sufficient scene though and they'd fucked off 15 mins later when I came back round only to be replaced by some yoot. Lectured him more calmly, he wasn't having it either. One man crusade for some meaningful social contact - even if it is getting called a knobhead and chinned - thinly veiled as being a responsible citizen
Sure.
Boris has gone to intensive care now.
ICU for Boris. This is some smokescreen
Dancing with Maggie and the worms in no time
Seriously think this could be brown bread time. Fuck.
Fucking hell.
He's in deep shit.
Y'know, I don't want Boris going out like this.
At least now we know, have this for 10 days or more and it's time to write a will.
He was more or less fucking fine last week. This is some scary shit.
Indeed. He looked ill on Friday, but not at fucking death's door.
My Twitter mentions are cancer. What a time to be alive
Would send some message to all the ones acting the fuck. Hopefully he pulls through it though.
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My line manager at work has had an identical symptom set/duration to Boris so far, without the ICU bit. Makes you fucking worry.
So post a link to the tweet then
Well, that’s us fucked for getting any restrictions lifted any time soon.
What’s his back story? Healthy? Ex smoker?
He one of those working from home?
I’d be fucking off working from the office jim and setting up the call divert regardless of what the md says. Fuck getting exposed on a tube or public transport. If the company are arsey about it leave afterwards.
He's been working at home for a good fortnight. It's more him I'm worried about than me at this stage.
APOLOGISE.
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Herd 'mentality'.
Brutal.
I bought some vicks vaporub early doors thinking it would keep my airwaves open in a bind. That may have been a slight under estimation.
You gotta have a teaspoon of it to work with the COVID.
The Herd Mentality will keep your airwaves open. You don't want them closing up and becoming microwaves.
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