I went to my local Tesco Express today and they had social distancing measures but some didn't really give a fuck. I had a man come right up next to me in the small veg aisle, he probably thought he was immune because he had a mask on.
I went to my local Tesco Express today and they had social distancing measures but some didn't really give a fuck. I had a man come right up next to me in the small veg aisle, he probably thought he was immune because he had a mask on.
Ngl watching you and some webcam slut play virtual Play Your Cards Right was a big part of me needing to run the fuck away from here so just keep in line for the next 6 months Mahow and then you can get back to reaching new depths of human behaviour.
Weather is fucking glorious atm. Heatwave due on Sunday too. You love to see it.
4,000 more cases but we appear to have ramped up testing.
Didn't the talk of tick tings and his massive nose tip you off?Originally Posted by Mazuuurk
What the fuck. Fucking Taz?
Thats awesome.
Missed you too.
Where are you based now Tazman?
Same as before, MK-LDN.
https://www.centreforcities.org/coronavirus/
Unlucky mate. TTH Meet in Hull.
You still working for that dodgy gambling crowd?
Fully taking credit for that as a superspreader.
Nah, changed in good time, now on the govt payroll gravy train
No wonder Prince Charles came up here. A far better health system.
I'm gonna go for a drive and rag the cunt off the company car before it goes back. Got a full tank and nowhere to go. Mountains.
Pleaes don't wreck yourself
Or land a criminal record to jeopardise your new job.
Shit under the engine cover before you leave it back.
I've noticed the Hull figures a few times over the last couple of days. I reckon eleven testing kits have made out there in total and they've all come back positive.
Have you seen the state of Sheffield though? Fuck knows what that's all about.
Uni town.I've noticed the Hull figures a few times over the last couple of days. I reckon eleven testing kits have made out there in total and they've all come back positive.
Have you seen the state of Sheffield though? Fuck knows what that's all about.
Italy on another 800odd deaths today but the cases genuinely seem to be going down. I hope it's not to do with less testing though.
Sheffield being twinned with Islamabad seems like the more obvious answer, with all the Indians in Leeds pissing themselves.
I mean, did footballers used to have insurance? Suspect this is only something that appeared in the last 10-15 years.
This isn’t blowing over anywhere near quick enough.
Jersey beating all the UK areas per 100,000. We're such spanners.
All those pensioners
I would say Leeds has a comparable student population, and it's running about a quarter of the confirmed cases with a larger population. Perhaps they're just testing more in Sheffield.
The must have a right super spreader. Oi oi!
Random tweets I see that are basically this
Kinda got me thinking about doing my will, honestly.
Even going by the 10% that are likely true, it would be rather worrying. Then again, lots of people have underlying conditions they haven’t a notion about.
In times like these don’t settle and always make sure your last wank is a good one so you at least have a good memory to go with.
Your 10th of the day is rarely as good as your first, so are you suggesting we ration ourselves?
Probably bullshit tbf.
Getting off twitter is fucking crucial for having the slightest chance of keeping one's sanity at the moment.
I'm thinking of even getting off here but I'm not sure that's necessary just yet.
I feel like I see a tweet like that every hour from a different person. That combined with these fuckin hypochondriacs (spl) is driving me mental.
The one earlier whom I said said she had all these symptoms etc has seemingly perked up and is fine now. Like fuck this shit already.
Germany donning us senseless in every department.
Meanwhile France with horrible numbers across the board today. We should have devoted all our resources into saving as many people today, just to get better numbers tomorrow for John Arne's cup.
Do either really matter?
Need that dub giggles. Got to keep morale.
At some point our old pal Mo (mentum) will have our back.
The Germans are going round testing kids and wheelie bins.
We're going to walk the Corona Cup without a shadow of a doubt.
Friend's coworker today apparently informed their leadership team she had "held a baby that has tested positive for COVID".
I didn't even know babies were getting tested honestly.
Some stories now starting to appear here over cover-ups over deaths. Vietnam is at 207 cases, 0 deaths - however, some stories of older people with cases have been removed from online newspapers and social media. The roads were busy today as hundreds of thousands left the city to return to the hometown for the 2 week lockdown that starts today (1st April).
The next two weeks are going to be pretty important for the propaganda arm the Govt.
Also, I have just discovered that as I travelled overseas since 1st Feb, I am not eligible to apply for a new Work Permit and Temporary Residence Card... which is great.
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https://news.sky.com/video/share-11964813
Fucking fluff but at least the mainstream media are starting to pick up the argument. Nevermind the weeks till the curve peaks, need to keep an eye on when awareness of the bullshit peaks and do everything we can to bring it forward and raise it.
The government are basing their actions on the medical modelling which takes absolutely no consideration of the opportunity cost of the measures they propose.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-52111606#
60% of infected report it echo-ing the 66% reported in Germany and similar numbers in Iran and South Korea.
I understand why UK refuse to make it an official symptom as they don't want every fucker with a blocked nose to burden them and given we're in effective lockdown, it would presumably do little at this stage bit surely at least WHO need to step in and warn the likes of US, India, etc. Jesus, you'd think medical practitioners would be the sort of sector of human society to at least be trusted to be competent but nah.
Being on a bit of oxygen is not the sign of being at death's door people are making it out to be.
Isn't the problem though that it very much could be of there are no ventilators etc?
Yep. Just imagine if some poor fucking old bloke has to give his ventilator to me cos I'm young. Dudes probably contributed more to society in any given week then I have in 30 years.
You don't need a ventilator to give someone oxygen. Being on a ventilator very much is a sign of being at death's door.
If I lived in Victoria right now I would not be allowed to visit my longtime girlfriend.
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Yep. Having air forced into your lungs is terrible for your heart. And err ... lungs.
Nor in the UK - it's move in together or don't see each other.If I lived in Victoria right now I would not be allowed to visit my longtime girlfriend.
In the context of Covid, I thought it was breath on your own or ventilate with nothing in between?
I havent been paying attention at all over the last few days. Now that I have looked QLD is the same...
Looks like Im moving in then for a bit.
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