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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    The "50% of colds will be Omicron" got me. Good job, lads. In an effort to lay the fear down, you've compared it to a benign seasonal virus.
    The knots these twats are tying themselves in really is a sight to behold. My work here is nearly done.

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    I lolled at that earlier.

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    And I get that they're shitting themselves over case numbers trickling down but it is a trickle.

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    The challenge with Deepti is she's been affected by covid personally because of the immuno deficiencies she or her family has. I think it clouds some rationality.

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    Waffelz better take some pictures for us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    The challenge with Deepti is she's been affected by covid personally because of the immuno deficiencies she or her family has. I think it clouds some rationality.
    You're apologising for shit science again. It's sad she's been personally hit by this, but if she's so upset by it that it's clouded her judgement to this degree someone should be having a word with her and getting her to take a break, for her own sake if nothing else.

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    I'm not defending science. I'm trying to explain her behaviour.

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    The 'intersectional feminist's' problems began before her culture's disgusting diet and disregard for health compromised her family members.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    I'm not defending science. I'm trying to explain her behaviour.
    Explain your own behaviour.

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    So if it’s 50% weaker what does that mean in the real world do we think 500k cases a day to break the NHS? In terms of how many hospitalisations that would create.

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    The bigger problem for hospitals at the moment is how many staff they have off because they've tested positive.

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    One of our positives turned out to be false. She was back in the office today having a right strop about missing work. Omicron's yet to really penetrate the county.

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    I know loads of people who are constantly testing in the hopes of getting a positive result just so they can have 10 days off and a 750 quid payment.

    The way my work load is collapsing for the next few weeks I'm beginning to think I should start licking a few door handles and see if I can claim something of the Welsh Assembly..

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    Who is getting the booster on Christmas day then.

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    Currently stood outside an electronics shop while my dad buys a phone. Wasn't allowed in because I didn't have any ID on me to match the name on my covid passport. Afterwards we're going to the super market, where if I'm allowed in I will be required to wear two masks. It's a good thing I'm an easy going sort of guy.

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    Where the fuck are you?

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    Greece.

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    τα κεφάλια έχουν φύγει

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    They went circa 2008 in this instance.

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    Tell me about it, stud.

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    On the subject of doubling down.

    Official findings that Omicron may be less likely to result in serious illness than Delta offer a "glimmer of Christmas hope", the head of the UK Health Security Agency has said.

    But Jenny Harries told the BBC it was too early to retract her statement that the variant was the most serious threat the UK had faced during the pandemic.
    I think I speak for all in the UK who haven't yet run mad on this when I say, "Merry Christmas Jen, but fuck off you miserable arse".

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    I accepted doing a couple of flyers for this bar that immediately after accepting realised I could not be arsed to do. They've just cancelled the job because so many of the staff have COVID they might not even be open for said events. Best thing COVID's done for me in 2 years.

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    We've got the entire family round for Christmas. Me and my sister have both tested positive this morning. She's visiting from Australia, so I reckon she's caught it on the plane. My mum's panicked and already got my brother to pick her up to go home. Rest of the family are staying.

    Typical that I managed to avoid this for the entire pandemic and then get it Christmas.

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    Getting tested on Christmas day.

    Edit: HAHAHHA that was unrelated to SvN but HAHAHAHA

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    Pulled a negative this morning so I'm sorted.

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    I might have COVID, but at least I got to wake up in the same house as my kid on Christmas morning.

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    Boom.

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    Shite news for you SvN.

    At least you all get to spend it together without the uncertainty. Night asleep just enjoy yourselves

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    I might have COVID, but at least I got to wake up in the same house as my kid on Christmas morning.
    And a happy new year!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    I might have COVID, but at least I got to wake up in the same house as my kid on Christmas morning.
    Woof.

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    539 pages and that might be the best post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    I might have COVID, but at least I got to wake up in the same house as my kid on Christmas morning.


    Donned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    I might have COVID, but at least I got to wake up in the same house as my kid on Christmas morning.
    That's an absolute demolition

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    Christmas ruined.

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    It's true which makes it even worse.

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    Murdered

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    It's true which makes it even worse.
    If you’re even remotely the person in real life that you are here then it’s all your own fault too (inadequate). It’s also well deserved (cunt).

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    Fuck me Magic has reaped the seeds he's sewn the last year on this page.


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    Pity I don't have the actual seed I've sewn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    If you’re even remotely the person in real life that you are here then it’s all your own fault too (inadequate). It’s also well deserved (cunt).
    This got me equally as SvN's for some reason.

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    I feel bad for Magic here. Wine, beer and chocolate clearly turn me into a soppy cunt. Keep your chin up and enjoy it when you do have here, you great mong.

    (It was a good come back though)

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    I'd have sympathy for anyone else but he's just been such a relentless bellend the last year that all good will is well and truly gone.

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    There’s not a single half decent bone in his body so you must have had a fair whack of each.

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    I'm drunk for perhaps the first time in about 2 years. Just cracked the Scotch too. I'll be sending him soppy PM's within the hour.

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    The booze has gone to your (tiny) head.

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    Magic is a cute little teddy bear IRL

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