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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    I'd rather they spent time on dunno, robberies, assaults and burglaries rather than two daft blondes in a field.
    I’d rather the two daft blondes, burglars, hardmen and all weren’t cretins in the first place.

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    Missus is still rough as fuck, comes in waves, its a weird thing. I developed symptoms yesterday, never felt tiredness like this. Walking upstairs and I'm knackered and out of breath. Test sent off today.

    The things a bastard.

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    Jesus, you're pretty young as well no, DS.

    Hope you kick the fucker soon mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I’d rather the two daft blondes, burglars, hardmen and all weren’t cretins in the first place.
    Driving a few miles to a quieter area for a walk isn't being a cretin though is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    Jesus, you're pretty young as well no, DS.

    Hope you kick the fucker soon mate.
    37 today mate. Been a hell of a birthday!

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    Someone give a compilation of his posts in the food thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Someone give a compilation of his posts in the food thread.
    Had a bucket of popcorn chicken two nights ago, Dominos tonight. Cunt's struggling to get through the grease.

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    I hadn't seen DS post on here or on Twitter for ages and began to worry and then one day he tweeted for the first time in 3 months just with this:



    And I knew everything was okay.

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    That salt and pepper box was next level tbf

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    That avatar looks like Mark Bridger's fake passport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan Shearer The 2nd View Post
    Driving a few miles to a quieter area for a walk isn't being a cretin though is it?
    If you’re meant to stay home it is. And it clearly wasn’t for a walk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    If you’re meant to stay home it is. And it clearly wasn’t for a walk.
    You're allowed out to exercise once per day, you can travel within your local area to do so and you're allowed to meet up to exercise with one other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    If you’re meant to stay home it is. And it clearly wasn’t for a walk.
    What blind bit of difference does it make? Were you flying the drones for that police force spying on the walkers in the middle of nowhere last year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soldier View Post
    37 today mate. Been a hell of a birthday!
    Happy birthday you old fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soldier View Post
    Missus is still rough as fuck, comes in waves, its a weird thing. I developed symptoms yesterday, never felt tiredness like this. Walking upstairs and I'm knackered and out of breath. Test sent off today.

    The things a bastard.
    That’s what I had. I’d walk up the stairs and felt like I’d just done a round with Tyson and took me a good 6 weeks to feel right again. Hope you feel better soon.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55586994

    The answer within the article is of course 'No', but that hasn't stopped them from slapping another scary headline front and centre.

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    Some government adviser's comments on Radio 4 have got the Guardian running with "calls for tighter lockdown restrictions in UK"

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    Tighter than this? I genuinely don't think they could enforce anything much tighter than this, they don't have the manpower.

    I was surprised to see queues around the corner for Costa Coffee in Chertsey this week (mainly because people in Chertsey usually drink toad's blood and stagnant rain water) but I somehow doubt 2m distanced outdoor queues are hotbeds of transmission anyway.

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    These coffeshops are absolutely loving this 12 months. So much so they may just be able to overlook the tragic loss of those highly respectable people who go there for 6 hours to show off their Apple merch and drink 1 coffee.

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    She's going to ban takeaways.

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    I'm going to be aggressively pushing for curry tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55586994

    The answer within the article is of course 'No', but that hasn't stopped them from slapping another scary headline front and centre.
    It's ridiculous, isn't it.

    I've only just woken up today, so I might have dreamt this, but I swear I saw a news report a couple of days ago with a doctor screaming that people were coming in and dying in their 40s, 30s and 20s. In his one hospital? Give over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Tighter than this? I genuinely don't think they could enforce anything much tighter than this, they don't have the manpower.

    I was surprised to see queues around the corner for Costa Coffee in Chertsey this week (mainly because people in Chertsey usually drink toad's blood and stagnant rain water) but I somehow doubt 2m distanced outdoor queues are hotbeds of transmission anyway.
    They can't enforce this now. It's only sort of working through our consent, which is of course being given by a lot of people through fear.

    Those that aren't scared or don't feel they have a moral obligation to follow rules are just cracking on, which is why we have so many cases and deaths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post

    I was surprised to see queues around the corner for Costa Coffee in Chertsey this week (mainly because people in Chertsey usually drink toad's blood and stagnant rain water) but I somehow doubt 2m distanced outdoor queues are hotbeds of transmission anyway.
    They're not. People are just ignoring rules and have been for ages. I can't really blame them, but I really don't want to hear any criticism of the government for deaths this time round as I reckon the vast majority of them are on us.

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    Also, fucking lol at this graph and the other one below it from Jim's link lumping 15-44 year olds together in one category.



    What in the actual fuck?

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    That BBC article sort of hints at more 45-64 year olds being admitted and winding up on ventilators. But age without context is nothing. Especially when the graph above it (and now above me, Yev) barely hints at change. And if admissions and infections are up, the sheer volume will make it appear younger demographics are being affected.

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    I'm not wearing a mask outside.

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    I wear it outside if I have had it on inside and can’t wash and sanitise my hands to take it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post



    Fuck, you lot are going into orbit. Makes our trajectory look leisurely.

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    Curve flattened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Fuck, you lot are going into orbit. Makes our trajectory look leisurely.
    The amount of fuck acting that went on over Christmas was massive, plus not being able to stop thousands of nordies coming down to shop here.

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    They shouldn't have bothered with Philip, to be fair. I don't think it's necessary. I'm 98% sure he's un-killable at this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    It's ridiculous, isn't it.

    I've only just woken up today, so I might have dreamt this, but I swear I saw a news report a couple of days ago with a doctor screaming that people were coming in and dying in their 40s, 30s and 20s. In his one hospital? Give over.
    You didn't dream it, I saw the same report. One person's anecdotal experience doesn't trump the mountains of data that say otherwise. He sounded like a twat.

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    And it's dangerous, because for some it will add plausibility to the Conspiracy nuts claims.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post


    They shouldn't have bothered with Philip, to be fair. I don't think it's necessary. I'm 98% sure he's un-killable at this point.
    This consistently cracks me up:

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    I mean, he's right in that it's theoretically possible. Get every Dr's surgery, pharmacy and sports stadium pumping them out, but the rather obvious flaw in the plan is that we don't have 120 million doses down the back of the sofa.
    Last edited by Spikey M; 09-01-2021 at 09:05 PM.

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    And the obvious problems with crowding in the midst of a virus that's all about a chinwag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    floor in the plan
    Surely not.

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    I don't even.

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    Four fuck's ache, lads.

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    The BBC, running short of material seemingly, have batched up all of today's gloom in one tidy soundbite package, brought to you here (front and centre of course).

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55609968

    Meanwhile, the news that "every adult will be offered a vaccine by autumn", only makes it to the top of the live page.

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    I like this "act like you've got it" stuff. We're all phoning in sick tomorrow, yeah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I like this "act like you've got it" stuff. We're all phoning in sick tomorrow, yeah?
    I sent an email yesterday and am now busy arranging funerals for all of my elderly relatives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    The BBC, running short of material seemingly, have batched up all of today's gloom in one tidy soundbite package, brought to you here (front and centre of course).

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55609968

    Meanwhile, the news that "every adult will be offered a vaccine by autumn", only makes it to the top of the live page.
    Look at that poster. It looks like it's advertising a Hollywood disaster movie.

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    Obviously I wasn't on here for a lot of the last year, and it's really rubbish to hear that DS and partner have covid (hope you both get through it!).

    Did anyone else here catch it that we know of?

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    Taz / Don has no sense of taste in 2 ways now.

    There's a few others too.

    Mokkers, are you back in the land of taste yet?

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    Alright Ital.

    Taz has had it and he still won't be smelling or tasting any 'gash' when the clubs open by the sounds of it.

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    Cord reckoned he did over Christmas (no smell / taste, fatigue, etc.), insofar as him posting once a year and occasionally gaming with TTH counts him as a member any more.

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