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    It seems to just be the border[s] and South Wales, which admittedly is where the people live, but making it nationwide (regionwide) gives it a whiff of trying to scam more money out of Westminster.

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    We’re looking likely to be going to level 5 (full lockdown like April) for 6 weeks. Level 4 with additional restrictions anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    We’re looking likely to be going to level 5 (full lockdown like April) for 6 weeks. Level 4 with additional restrictions anyway.
    What's the difference between level 4 and 5?

    Level 4 shuts non essential businesses from what I've read, right? What does 5 do beyond that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    What's the difference between level 4 and 5?

    Level 4 shuts non essential businesses from what I've read, right? What does 5 do beyond that?

    Social and family gatherings


    • No visitors to your home under Level 4 and Level 5
    • No social gatherings in other settings under Level 4 and Level 5

    Organised indoor gatherings (cinemas etc)


    • Should not take place under both Level 4 and Level 5

    Organised outdoor gatherings


    • No outdoor gatherings under Level 5
    • However, under Level 4 gatherings of up to 15 people can take place outdoors. For example: outdoor arts events or training events

    Education


    • Schools and creches will remain open with protective measures under Level 4
    • Further, higher and adult education are to move primarily online, with appropriate protective measures in place for essential attendance on site under Level 4
    • The previous advice was that schools and creches would remain open in Level 5 – the advice under this heading is now unclear: “Recommendations based on situation and evidence at time.” However, play areas and parks will remain open with protective measures in place

    Weddings


    • Up to 6 guests can attend a wedding ceremony and reception
    • Guests cannot leave their county to attend a wedding
    • These restrictions remain in place under both Level 4 and Level 5

    Funerals


    • Up to 25 mourners can attend under Level 4 while under only 10 mourners can attend under Level 5

    Sports – Level 4


    • No matches to take place other than limited exceptions
    • Outdoor non-contact training in pods of up to 15
    • Indoor individual training only
    • Professional and elite sport, inter-county and horse racing can take place behind closed doors
    • Gyms, leisure centres and swimming pools closed

    Sports – Level 5


    • There can be no matches or team training exercises – only individual training sessions can take place. No exercise or dance classes either, and swimming pools and gyms will be closed

    Bars, cafes and restaurants – Level 4


    • Takeaway only, no indoor dining
    • Outdoor dining with a maximum 15 people

    Bars, cafes and restaurants – Level 5


    • There can only be takeaway or food delivery services from cafes, restaurants, bars and pubs – including those in hotels

    ‘Wet pubs’ – Level 4


    • Outdoor seating only with a maximum 15 people

    ‘Wet pubs’ – Level 5


    • Take away or delivery only.


    Retail – Level 4


    • Only essential retail and businesses that are primarily outdoors should open. All other retail and personal services should be closed
    • Details of essential services under Level 4 can be found here
    • Details of essential retail outlets under Level 4 can be found here

    Retail – Level 5


    • Essential retail only. All other retail and personal services closed


    Travelling within Ireland under Level 4


    • People should stay in their county except for essential work, education and other essential purposes

    Travelling within Ireland under Level 5


    • Stay at home. Exercise within 5 kilometres of home.


    Work under Level 4


    • Only essential workers should travel to work
    • Construction activity can continue
    • Manufacturing will remain open where necessary to ensure that all national and international supply chains are intact for essential goods

    Work under Level 5


    • Work from home unless it is for working in health, social care or other essential service and cannot be done from home

    Public transport – Level 4


    • People are being asked to avoid public transport, which will be operating at 25% capacity
    • School transport is unaffected

    Public transport – Level 5


    • Public transport can operate with capacity restricted to 25% (it’s currently at 50%)

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    Level 5 for 6 weeks from Wednesday midnight. Announcement about to start so we’ll see if there’s any amendments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Level 5 for 6 weeks from Wednesday midnight. Announcement about to start so we’ll see if there’s any amendments.
    Watching it now. Would've laughed if he'd fallen down the stairs at the start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Watching it now. Would've laughed if he'd fallen down the stairs at the start.
    It’s like Dracula appearing.

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    Extreme lockdown for a fixed 6 weeks? Do you have it worse than us or do you just have sadist politicians?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Extreme lockdown for a fixed 6 weeks? Do you have it worse than us or do you just have sadist politicians?
    Bit more sensible and less chest thumping than your ones.

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    That last one is bleak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    That last one is bleak.
    The more bleak one is that there doesn’t seem to be a point in it for buying food. Though it’s probably covered in another section.

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    Lol @ Manchester refusing and the Tier 3 being imposed anyway. Pointless.

    Absolutely not a fucking chance if they IMPOSE any such bollocks like they have done in Wales it'll be followed. I want live updates from Smiffy whilst he's cooking meals under the guise of a funeral gathering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The BBC
    For people in Greater Manchester, the lack of any announcement over whether an agreement has been reached on the region moving into the highest level of restrictions is hard. "It's difficult," says Pat, the landlady of the Flying Horse in Rochdale. She told BBC Radio Manchester that the pub has to "keep reinventing themselves" in line with the restrictions - for example, by doing more takeaways. She suggests a national lockdown would be better. "To me a lockdown would be a better idea because it's not going anywhere, this virus is going nowhere." But she says more financial help from the government would help - saying the job support scheme that pays 67% of workers' wages is not really enough.
    Pat love, think what you're saying.

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    "They can't keep shutting places down. They should shut us all down."

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    The live Burnham feed is great TV rn

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    I still haven't got my head around the Burnham position - he is against a Manchester lockdown on economic grounds, but for a national lockdown.

    Is he basically Pat and thinks the government should just shovel out money forever?

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    This is the first briefing I've listened to in a long long time but I like the fact they've started presenting it as something that's only really of concern for the old. Few more months and they'll be demonstrating acceptance that clubs should be open.

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    Is Whitty about six nine, or is Sir Boris Johnson a lot shorter than I thought he was? I saw him once getting off his bike in Victoria Street and I was sure from that encounter he was reasonably tall.

    Sunak as five foot squat still hasn't been factored in by the general public on the satisfaction ratings so I fear that backlash is yet to come for him.

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    Getting bogged down in the money given to Manchester, rather than how we're ever going to get out of this mess is a masterstroke.

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    Apparently Johnson is 5'9. Midget freak.

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    More evidence for him being a midget.


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    He's longer than Trumps tie though, which is a fair size.

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    That tie is far too long.

    Should end at the top of his belt. Just a little over (to a hole in the belt) is also fine.

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    5'9" is tall, as I'm sure you're all well aware.

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    No wonder you're still going to clubs as a 35 year old man. Trying to pull women when they're young enough to not have seen anything bigger than 3 inches.

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    The bait was too obvious and yet still the bite is so ferocious he's struggling to make sense

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    My 7 month old tested positive yesterday. On day 14 of our isolation from when I tested positive. Back in again for another 14 days.

    My wife’s grans funeral is next week so we’ll miss that now and it’s my other kids birthday this Sunday.

    Madness.

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    Last day of 'freedom' until this. Hopefully it works a bit.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Adamski View Post
    My 7 month old tested positive yesterday. On day 14 of our isolation from when I tested positive. Back in again for another 14 days.

    My wife’s grans funeral is next week so we’ll miss that now and it’s my other kids birthday this Sunday.

    Madness.
    I was talking to my dad the other day and he casually slipped in that my sister tested positive at some point. And one of my mam's carers.

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    How do you even go about testing a 7 month old?

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    They usually have a mouth and nose by that age.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    They usually have a mouth and nose by that age.
    Only a certified nonce would know this.

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    Yeah, your dad told me.
    I'm a twit

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    Cheers lads, I needed that early morning toxicity to set me up for the day because I just came in here for post #9474 pissing and moaning about the state of affairs and how my soul is drying up like the prunes we're trying to save with these sacrifices. Look outside too...fucking open the clubs.

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    What are the sorrows of which men complain,
    What mortal's past or present care,
    To one short minute of my endless pain,
    Of my unrecognised despair?

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    The new parking tickets.

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    That's some draconian shit going on in Ireland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    That's some draconian shit going on in Ireland.
    People have proven that it's required. If people weren't cunts then it wouldn't be required.

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    It's these Little Irelanders loving being told what to do.

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    There's some irony in them partnering up with the Nazis. Getting their just deserts now.

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    At this point, I think Giggles being fined for an offence may be even sweeter for the community than my parents catching it and dying from it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    At this point, I think Giggles being fined for an offence may be even sweeter for the community than my parents catching it and dying from it.
    Please Taz, just some permanent heart issues, we're not monsters.

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    We'd need both to maintain equilibrium.

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    I won't go to a house party as I'm a civilised human that has been asked not to go to one during a pandemic, so there's zero chance of me getting fined for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I won't go to a house party as I'm a civilised human that has been asked not to go to one during a pandemic, so there's zero chance of me getting fined for it.
    You've also not been asked to go to one lol.

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    Then I definitely can't get fined for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    You've also not been asked to go to one lol.
    That really has tickled me royally

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    Sturgeon bookending the English system with 2 added tiers in the hope her vagina sees her leadership receive rave reviews

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