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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Asda petrol is £1.02 a litre. Wahey.
    I'm sad I can't panic buy that, it's a glorious era.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    There's 16 pints of milk in the fridge at the office that go out of date in 4 days. I've taken 8 pints home and poured the rest down the drain.
    Could you not have given it away?

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    Bald scum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Could you not have given it away?
    Or taken it home and frozen it?

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    I told staff to take whatever they wanted from the fridge on the last day of working from the office. They took some stuff, but clearly left some of the milk.

    As for freezing it, my freezer is packed full already.

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    'Packed full with what I hear you ask? Well...'

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    A homeless shelter could have used it though, knobhead.

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    Throwing bread to the birds and milk down the drain lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Throwing bread to the birds and milk down the drain lol
    I was stood in Wilko for ten minutes earlier reading the nutritional values of the seeds/other shit I've bought them.

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    Confirmed case in Syria. That'll end them.

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    As if I'm driving to a homeless shelter for two bottles of fucking milk. Get a grip, you spastics.

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    Wish I lived in a town where there were absolutely no homeless on the streets.

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    I walk like Liam Gallagher with my eyes tilted slightly upwards to ignore them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    As if I'm driving to a homeless shelter for two bottles of fucking milk. Get a grip, you spastics.
    Theres calcium deprived people in Africa.

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    SvN proving himself to be an utter cunt. Shock.

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    Global pandemic better dump this perfectly good milk down the drain.

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    He'd have to drive around! Mr. hotshot's time is way too important for that.

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    What's his company called? Add it to the list

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Global pandemic better dump this perfectly good milk down the drain.
    Yeah you're right, let's leave it in the fridge and do the same in 6 months or whenever I end up back at the office.

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    Oh so we're back to there only being two options somehow.

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    He's on the ropes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    He'd have to drive around! Mr. hotshot's time is way too important for that.

    Damn right. Plus you just know those homeless shelters are absolutely swimming in it. My car would be coated in the virus just by pulling up outside it.

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    To be fair, palming it off to someone or sneaking it back onto store shelves probably require a lot more effort.

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    Put milk in a bag.
    Drive toward your home.
    Encounter someone clearly in need.
    "Wa'hey lad got some milk 'ere need'ed usin' fo'r goes bad innit m8"
    Hand off bag or set bag down for person to take (no contact needed!)
    Do good deed in a time of crisis.
    Fin.

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    I live in a nice area mate, there's none of those cretins around the parts.

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    I'm sure that's exactly what a homeless person needs, 4 pints of milk with no means of refrigeration.

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    When they "eat the rich" I hope they start with your posh ass first.

    Edit: Both of you really.

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    Now we're determining what a homeless person could need from the comforts of our own home. Despicable behavior.

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    You're the one wanting to eat a man's arse out. Perv.

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    I said THEY! not me.

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    I would have taken it down there and waterboarded them with it through their sleeping bags. Scum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I would have taken it down there and waterboarded them with it through their sleeping bags. Scum.
    As if you'd waste good milk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thommo View Post
    I'm sure that's exactly what a homeless person needs, 4 pints of milk with no means of refrigeration.
    It's been below freezing at night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    As if you'd waste good milk.
    I hate - HATE - the homeless more than I love milk.

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    He'd let the milk go bad and then yell at them whilst milkboarding them about how they could've enjoyed this fresh if only they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps

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    https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.the...elines-economy

    Is my G about to say fuck off to a lockdown? The balls on him if he was to do that

    There's got to be a point there. If all those austerity kills reports are worth their salt, then cancelling a lockdown isn't just prioritising money over lives.

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    Deaths and cases down for the second day in a row in Lombardy. 54 new ones for us today so not rocketing quite yet.

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    Patiently waiting a lockdown so I can die from overplaying the new CoD BR

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    USA 7,000 new cases today. Yikes.

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    Fun, is it?

    Edit: I meant COD
    Last edited by bruhnaldo; 23-03-2020 at 04:37 PM.

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    It’s very good.

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    No briefing todaybbecause of a COBRA meeting? Bet he scheduled that at the same time on purpose.

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    I’m also not a fan of the homeless.

    There are things in place in my town so nobody has to be on the street, but you can only go if you’re not on drugs or drunk. Cue about 10 homeless people on every street in the town centre. Losers.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    No briefing todaybbecause of a COBRA meeting? Bet he scheduled that at the same time on purpose.
    It's just happening later, isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    It's just happening later, isn't it?
    The BBC ticker says the PM 'may' address people later.

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    Pushed back because of LOCKDOWN. 6 weeks without alcohol or drugs will have me coming out of this as a new man.

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    The health minister here has told people to expect 'draconian' restrictions on movement in the next few days.

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    "In a few days." should be our government's motto.

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    A further 46 people in England who tested positive for Covid-19 have died, NHS England has said. The patients were aged between 47 and 105 years old and all had underlying health conditions.
    I'm happy to leave the 105 year old out of the official figures. Can we not include that in the league table?

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    Could've lived to be 110 for all you know.

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