"Well, I dropped the kids off at theirs and then they became ill, leading to the second trip. I was fine by then, you see."
Easy.
"Well, I dropped the kids off at theirs and then they became ill, leading to the second trip. I was fine by then, you see."
Easy.
I am fantasising about a Cummings Tucker style meltdown behind closed doors: 'YOU DON'T FUCK ME BORIS I AM UNFUCKABLE!'
The "but he didn't break the rules" defence is incredible. Read the room.
I know porn is banned, but Lewis and Jimmy need some relief.
Lewis is definitely on the scale.
That would be 15D chess, I reckon the maximum they've reached to date is 11.Originally Posted by Spikey M
Having seen more this morning. His wife had symptoms, he should have been isolating as a result. This superseeds every other reason justifying why he didn't break the rules.
Cummings to resign and then this to happen on Monday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW78swzn_Bs
It’s all so pathetic. This could just be avoided by saying ‘He made a mistake Under high stress, I’ve told him he’s a twat and we move on’
Instead this childish ‘he was only applying subsection 4 (3) (3) (5) of the Versailles treaty, stop being mean to him’
Take some fucking responsibility you utter mong.
Yep, it's just embarrassing.
As ridiculous as all the partisan howling is this beats it, just come out and say yes he did something he shouldn't have done but I'm not sacking him so lets all move on.
Even an apology from Dom would've gone alright. Now any apology he makes would be seen as insincere and forced.
There would still be calls for his head, but atleast they could justify not sacking him by saying 'look, these are unprecedented times and we are all dealing with it as best we can. People will make mistakes. That is why the police have been told to go easy on the fines and to talk to people with understanding'.
That said, the way they've handled this is perfectly inline with how they've handled the whole shit show, so it's better this way really. If we're going to have a shambles, then let's have a proper fucking shambles. I want riots on the streets and orgies in care homes. Bring it on.
Anyone got a Times subscription. This weeks Sunday seems juicy.
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/t...ives-05sjvwv7g
Okay, thats funny.
He should reply from Durham.
He's not home, but those Led By Donkeys people are all about the self-publicity rather than actually achieving anything.
:d
You can't really ask that when you're stood in the middle of a mosh pit, lad.
I could have been seeing my workmates through all of this, but we don't all work for Asda. The rules are there, and - based on what we know at this moment in time - his actions were well within them. There is only a story beyond that because people want there to be one (notice it has moved on to him being a 'distraction', as if operating in a vacuum), and if you want to get worked up about it crack on.
No they weren't.
The rules stated that if anyone in a household is experiencing any symptoms then everyone has to isolate and is not allowed to leave the house.
And we're back to childcare responsibilities driving a coach and horses through all of it.
Nope.
His wife had symptoms, so he shouldn't have left at all.
I think we've established that the website slogans don't quite cover all of the legislative exemptions, otherwise people would be getting fined for going to the hospital and dying of it.
I hope we can go round in these circles for another 3 pages. We're at peak lol. Rightness or wrongness is irrelevant.
Lewis's hero has been found out. You love to see it.
Boris sticking by Cummings, then. Apparently there’s more stuff to be released tomorrow but they don’t think it will be ‘too damaging’.
Soap opera init
No social distancing, all but a few not wearing masks, rubbing up and tripping over each other. Knobheads.
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This is a stronger defense than anything Lewis can come up with because it's the truth. 'He's my mate, leave him alone.'
Boris is doing the conference. The blubbering that is about to commence
The blustering is going to be outstanding. Will he go with 'made a silly mistake' or 'He's nuffink rong you bunch of slags'.
I'm going with just "ignore it completely".
All that actual government legislation I've been making up.
You okay hun x
The level of on the ropes is currently at 'Stone Cold at Summerslam' levels.
As has been said on here. All they have to do is admit he did it. It was a mistake, it won’t happen again, he’s very sorry and the PM has decided his input is too valuable not to have in this current predicament and it doesn’t get blown up like it has been.
No surprises
You've just edited out saying that you haven't read what I'm referring to, but you're still up on it enough to question what I'm saying. It would be a suicide dive over the ropes having to deal with that level of stupidity.
Earlier I thought he would sack him, but since Alex Massie dropped a 'Cummings must go' piece I reckon he'll survive.
He's pussied out.
This is already hilarious. Hound them out, boys. Hound them out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get to the questions.
What a mockery of the public this is.
You can’t sack your own boss.
He's lost the fans and he's losing the dressing room.
"Isolate if you have symptoms" you say?
While this shit is going on, it seems likely that the lockdown might be eased a bit which is of more long term interest (to me at least).
Lolz
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