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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Van Tam shouldn't be in front of a camera.
    He's terrible. Why is he saying "things can and do go wrong with quality testing" about vaccines on live TV? Then he gets the arseache when he gets asked about AntiVaxxers. Fucking knob.

    Even Brigadier Broomstickuphisarse was better.

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    Yikes, just got THE NOTIFICATION from the app.

    Contact tracing got me, gotta self isolate until 23.59 16/11/2020. Amazed it's taken this long with me in central birm/new street/sainsbos etc every day.

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    RIP. I still haven't downloaded the app. Fuck the police.

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    To clarify I'm not positive, just been near someone. Fair play, always had you down as a popo hating renegade jim.

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    Has a crafty wank at the numerous cleavages of the 16 year old sluts from his balcony under the cloak of neighbourhood watch and then fails to do his duties where the good folk of Serco are inolved

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    I feel like you've missed a memo.

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    That's why I don't give my details to Serco, in their world it's just balcony wanks at cleavage, and perhaps twenty minutes' missionary on St George's Day. They'll hunt the deviants down, like dogs.

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    I don't have the app. I've written my details out loads of times, but I reckon they just bin those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I feel like you've missed a memo.
    I tell you what you've missed mate; bench day.

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    I’ve had a couple, who is wanking to balcony inhabiting 16 year olds in this metaphor?

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    Why are they on balconies at this time of year anyway, it’s far too cold. Especially if they’re not wrapped up in big coats and jumpers.

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    I've never given my real details, don't have the app and generally take photos of the QR codes lol.

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    I've not been anywhere that actually enforced it / had the code in an obvious place. So I have the app, but I've never opened it.

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    I also don't have the app or a balcony.

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    Balconies kill more people than covid.

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    Other than RL and potentially the teacher crew, is anyone on here likely to actually get the vaccine? They're obviously starting with the most vulnerable and working backwards, which makes sense and should nip the deaths (if not the cases) in the bud. I don't reckon they'll bother with the healthy under 50's. Especially if this is going to be seasonal.

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    I think they'll go hard the first time around. If they can diminish or wipe this out, they'll take every opportunity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    I think they'll go hard the first time around. If they can diminish or wipe this out, they'll take every opportunity.
    I think they would if they had enough to vaccinate everyone all at once, but I think it's going to arrive in relatively slow drips and drabs and I wonder if come June when all the vulnerable have been covered, the cases have dried up and nobody is dying anymore, if that'll take the urgency out of it.

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    *dribs

    But yeah, you're right. No one on here (maybe Giggles, or some of the old GR crew if they aren't already dead) is getting this.

    Although LR did look to have some serious comorbidities.

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    I'm from Essex, you're lucky I didn't say Drabs and drips.

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    I know you said potentially but it’s look like teachers and other school staff aren’t being offered it early. When someone asked why they weren’t on the list of early receivers, it caused the biggest bumbleathon in Boris’ long history of them.
    I'm a twit

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    I can see why teachers would get it earlier than me, but I'm not sure they should necessarily get it before the millions of old duffers who might actually die of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    I know you said potentially but it’s look like teachers and other school staff aren’t being offered it early. When someone asked why they weren’t on the list of early receivers, it caused the biggest bumbleathon in Boris’ long history of them.
    He will get bullied into another U-turn B-Turn you'd hope. If it's true that Schools, colleges and Universities are what ramped up the 2nd wave, then teachers are in high risk environments with no PPE (well, only masks).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I can see why teachers would get it earlier than me, but I'm not sure they should necessarily get it before the millions of old duffers who might actually die of it.
    They shouldn't be top of the last, no, but they should be on the list somewhere.

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    The only problem with [only] giving it to the vulnerable [elderly] is that if you want to mass sterilise the population it's not much point focusing on that lot.

    I've said too much.

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    You can just imagine the sort of under-40s that will want vaccinated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    You can just imagine the sort of under-40s that will want vaccinated.
    Why? I'm getting the Flu jab this year. It didn't kill me, but I never want to feel like I did in January ever again. 2 weeks of misery avoided for what, £20? I don't much fancy having covid either. I enjoy the simple things in life like the taste of food and not having the heart of a 60 year old.

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    You're from Essex, it's too late.

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    I mean the vaccine is still a little away despite yesterdays news. If it was approved, then I'd get it. I can't imagine the younger population will see much of it this year anyway.

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    Matt Hancock saying they're ready for the roll-out of a vaccine.

    Given how well the WORLD BEATING track and trace system went I assume he means a few Tory MPs have got sons with a driving license and a few van hires ready to go.

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    I wasn't aware until Grandpa Joe said it yesterday that Americans say vuk-SEEN (or maybe just he does). They should get it last for that reason alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Matt Hancock saying they're ready for the roll-out of a vaccine.

    Given how well the WORLD BEATING track and trace system went I assume he means a few Tory MPs have got sons with a driving license and a few van hires ready to go.
    The NHS are being put in charge of it apparently and they've experience with mass vaccination runs (albeit not on this scale), so as long as they don't get Mark Francois wife in to oversee it (fair and open competition permitting obvs) we should be golden.

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    Don't you badmouth Mark Francois or his wife, he survived the Somme for you.

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    Sorry, I forget myself. I'll do an extra minutes silence for him tomorrow.

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    Mark Francois's wife has probably left him by now anyway.

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    They divorced in 2006. She knew.

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    Yeah, I just looked that up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Mark Francois's wife has probably left him by now anyway.
    2006 apparently.

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    Well any other partner he may have had has probably left him recently too.

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    Young Mark Francois. I could divorce that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    He will get bullied into another U-turn B-Turn you'd hope. If it's true that Schools, colleges and Universities are what ramped up the 2nd wave, then teachers are in high risk environments with no PPE (well, only masks).
    Which they clearly are. The spike literally started in September when the schools went back.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Why? I'm getting the Flu jab this year. It didn't kill me, but I never want to feel like I did in January ever again. 2 weeks of misery avoided for what, £20? I don't much fancy having covid either. I enjoy the simple things in life like the taste of food and not having the heart of a 60 year old.
    How old are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    How old are you?
    34.

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    2006 it was

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    34.
    And your mother's maiden name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    And your mother's maiden name?
    Where are we going here?

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    Tally Tuesday should deliver something in excess of 500 today. 50k mark being broke tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    And your mother's maiden name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Where are we going here?
    First pet name too pls

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