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    Ian's Nan has taken a pasting on the last page, although you'd have to say it's deserved.
    Last edited by Sir Andy Mahowry; 08-11-2020 at 02:11 PM.

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    Even if it were true, do you actually think that's a good thing? People just having a go at stuff they aren't actually trained for?

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    I don't think Erinsborough would have won the 2017 'Most Liveable Suburb' award if their healthcare was sub-standard.

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    They could if it was comparable to other places.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I don't think Erinsborough would have won the 2017 'Most Liveable Suburb' award if their healthcare was sub-standard.
    Which it's not, because they don't have medical students running ventilators.

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    Dr Kennedy could run a whole ward of ventilators while drinking red wine from his sports bottle MATE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Dr Kennedy could run a whole ward of ventilators while drinking red wine from his sports bottle MATE.
    He would probably find time to instigate an affair with one of the more attractive nurses doing the rounds while he was at it, too.

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    The resident saucy nurse is a lezzer now, which is doubly unfortunate just as Susan reaches the sort of age where her MS should be more of an issue than it is.

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    What you Brian Boitano do, if he were here today?

    I bet he’d kick an ass or two. That’s what Brian Boitano would do.

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    What the fuck is this Danish mink-human coronavirus business?

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    Minks were infected following exposure from infected humans. Minks can act as a reservoir of SARS-CoV-2, passing the virus between them, and pose a risk for virus spill-over from mink to humans. People can then transmit this virus within the human population. Additionally, spill-back (human to mink transmission) can occur. It remains a concern when any animal virus spills in to the human population, or when an animal population could contribute to amplifying and spreading a virus affecting humans. As viruses move between human and animal populations, genetic modifications in the virus can occur. These changes can be identified through whole genome sequencing, and when found, experiments can study the possible implications of these changes on the disease in humans.
    I'm guessing they don't want some kind of vicious mink on human on mink cycle. Or some super strain to come out of it.

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    Neighbours supervet Steve Parker would have clocked it early doors.

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    Does this mean I should cool off shagging minks for a while?

    It's all gone a bit quiet on this bullshit thanks to the Trump show but I've bought my fireworks and have phoned the lads round to celebrate the 50K mark being broken this week. No footage of swat teams raiding these twats who refused to close up their businesses with their BTECs in law?

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    I honestly thought Mink was a town in Denmark until just now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Does this mean I should cool off shagging minks for a while?

    It's all gone a bit quiet on this bullshit thanks to the Trump show but I've bought my fireworks and have phoned the lads round to celebrate the 50K mark being broken this week. No footage of swat teams raiding these twats who refused to close up their businesses with their BTECs in law?
    Word is it's dropping again.

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    Covid positive

    No symptoms other than loss of smell and taste, which has been going for a week and is really a bitch. Has allowed me to drink tea for the first time in years though

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    Come back for sympathy when it's been 8 months, you bastard

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    You haven't had a sense of taste for 8 months?

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    Years.

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    It recovered to about 20% after a month or so but no further progress since. I can make out notes on extreme flavours/scents but nowhere near functional. It's happened to thousands (see related facebook group).

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    If you did a blind taste test with one of your turds and a potato croquette, could you tell the difference?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Years.


    Lol

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    Taz actually has Long COVID.

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    There is a definite type of person who seems to be suffering from 'long covid' (or at least moaning publicly about it) and Taz isn't it.

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    Vaccine ready lads. Pfizer. Invest invest invest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Vaccine ready lads. Pfizer. Invest invest invest.
    So soon after election? Almost like it was planned

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    Told you I was ITK

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    If it ain't British then I want no part of it. Piss of were full.

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    Seeing as the UK only has 30m doses on order of this, and it's made by an American Company (that's 750m doses pre-ordered in priority for them I would guess), I would imagine it'd be a fairly long time before someone comes looking to stab you with it Spikey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    It recovered to about 20% after a month or so but no further progress since. I can make out notes on extreme flavours/scents but nowhere near functional. It's happened to thousands (see related facebook group).
    Jesus. Link me fam.

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    I was using someone else's facebook, I don't have an account and searching through google seems difficult. Should be easily found though.

    And I wouldn't worry too much as most people recovered it in a week or two. We chosen few remain to wander the planet eating our way through the shit leftovers of xmas selection boxes.

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    Serious question, have you given up hope of ever getting it back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Seeing as the UK only has 30m doses on order of this, and it's made by an American Company (that's 750m doses pre-ordered in priority for them I would guess), I would imagine it'd be a fairly long time before someone comes looking to stab you with it Spikey.
    I've changed my mind after finding out that it could ruin Kebabs and beer for me. Big Vlad can stick me with the Russian one now for all I care.

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    I wonder what the most irritating, but not actually life impeding affliction is that one can get?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    Serious question, have you given up hope of ever getting it back?
    Yep, I came to terms with it all and it doesn't bother me any more save:

    - food-centric events
    - risk of consuming expired food/unwashed anus
    - possible correlation with rising nihilism

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    I wonder what the most irritating, but not actually life impeding affliction is that one can get?
    Chronic Hiccups. Some people have it for years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Chronic Hiccups. Some people have it for years.
    You would definitely want to hang yourself after a couple of weeks.

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    I tell myself to fuck off after about a minute of it.

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    Can you imagine years and years of every new person you meet going "have you tried just holding your breath mate?".

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    Or trying to scare you.

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    This lot have clearly been discussing how they can be more understandable to the common man, so now they've fucked off the slides in favour of "We've won a football match, but we haven't won the cup"

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    Boris on peak bumbling form.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Boris on peak bumbling form.
    He's so fucking annoying to listen to. Just say a whole sentence for once ffs.

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    Van Tam shouldn't be in front of a camera.

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    People who don't like sport trying to use sporting analogies is the fucking worst thing. In fact, people who don't like sport are the worst thing.

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    That "distant bugle of the scientific cavalry coming over the brow of the hill" line is probably the most Boris thing he's ever said in his entire career. Just a peak example of his love of unnecessarily trying to dress a point up in some sort of vaguely Churchillian language.

    He always sounds proper pleased with himself when he does this too.

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    He’s an absolute knob.

    Shame covid didn’t hit him harder.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    People who don't like sport trying to use sporting analogies is the fucking worst thing. In fact, people who don't like sport are the worst thing.
    I don't mind people who just aren't into it because it's not their thing or whatever but people who will actively let you know about it and think themselves superior or say something like "SPORTSBALL!!!" are going to the fucking gulag when I'm in charge.

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    It always comes from a place of them assuming that sport's a trivial subject, when it really isn't. 'Show them the red card!' fuck off.

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    "It's only 22 people kicking a ball around."

    Aye, and they have families, potentially short careers and a paying audience, Pet.

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