How long this time, six months? A full year?
How long this time, six months? A full year?
Originally Posted by Boydy
Orly?
Yes piss as in have an anxiety meltdown not actually piss myself.
Team Panic have dealt some solid blows today. If they weren't all...no, sorry, ignore that. Let's fall back and do a headcount, lads.
Let me go on the counter-attack with this graph (today) from Public Health England:
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Fans in grounds tomorrow please.
NI has just had more than double their previous daily high of new cases (which was recorded earlier this week).
Nearly all of Scotlands are from these student halls. So it's making it LOOK SO BAD OMG even though it's just a bunch of limp-wristed architects in training with sniffly nozes.
Though that SNP twat has really made for some amazing lols right across the board. Corona even more politicised in Scotland than the rest of the UK.
This government where only 3 people get to decide anything leading the 'Take Back Control' narrative is so funny.
The SNP woman being done is the nadir of everything so far, on the political side. Loads of sneery Tories saying 'HA, she criticised Cummings!' and loads of sneery lefties saying 'HA, you defended Cummings!' ad infinitum. Somebody turn the tap off and let's talk about nesting puffins or something.
I'm not sure why people think local authorities should have any say in it whatsoever. For better or worse, we barely give any significant powers to councils, so why would they suddenly get to have any input now?
She did what any responsible parent would do and ...
The rabid defending of her by the SNaziP followers is quite something. The Cummings card has lost all value and meaning now, and what she did was infinitely worse than him.
Calling them Nazi is fucking retarded.
What’s happened there? Delay in results or what?
If we work on the assumption that 'Daws' gravitates to the smuggest cunts possible (and vice versa), then we have to imagine that his Sawney in-laws and their associates will be right 'civic nationalist' whoppers, and that he spends Boxing Day in his tartan Christmas jumper nodding along to 'Tam' (real name: Henry Thomas Fraser) telling him that, actually, although you probably wouldn't know this, the first English colony was Scotland. Then it's back to England and deleting FW:FW:FW:FW WEE GINGER DUG!! e-mails without even reading them.
I dunno, I don't think so. Like I said, we had the previous daily high just earlier in the week. Yesterday's was down a bit from that but even then the difference between yesterday's and the high wouldn't make it up to the 900-odd today.
I didn't think the jocks did Boxing Day but it seems they do.
Isn't that what the government want though? Priti Patel squawked about how it was local authorities responsibility not the goverment's for everything negative she was asked about on a visit to a food bank in Barrow.
Not my words Lynn, the words of the Home Secretary.“It’s not the government, though, is it? Everybody just says ‘the government’ as if it is this sort of bland blob that, you know, you can just go and blame.”
Pressed further, she added: “Actually, it’s, well, it’s not [the government’s fault], because it’s all parts of society and the structures. Local authorities have a role to play, education, public services, which are locally led and locally run.”
Was she talking about responding to a pandemic there?
It's more about access, right? A VIP like Trump will probably be given more attention as well. And he's been taking Hydroxythingymabob as a preventative measure. That .... that's something.
Trump has gone from ‘asymptomatic’ to ‘mild symptoms’ to ‘high fever’ in less than a day. So funny.
All the people trying to do the ‘sympathy to the commander in chief’ stuff to a guy they accused of destroying the country a week ago is so funny.
The amount of people on Twitter encouraging him to stay positive is probably some kind of collaborative world record.
I'm a twit
Personally, my favourite way this works out is him being so self absorbed and scared that he asks for some experimental treatment that kills him in 3 days instead of just recovering in 7.
Such bullshit. If Peter Dutton dies from anything Im getting a cake made to celebrate.
QL, the extended CumTown bit about Trump refusing to comment on multiple terrorist attacks in favour of complaining about Robert De Niro sucking off dudes was the best the pods been in years.
Bloody oath
This is a close second.
It's actually called 'Cum Town'?
Also the child with issues spending his 50$ gift card on Fruit Loops and Nerds was good.
I just listen to the first 10 minutes and if they haven't hit a good bit by then I delete the ep.
'Cum town'?
It’s edgy.
Maybe if you're 9.
Judging by that clip 9 is about their level.
Their target audience.
Is that one of those things that's only good because it's so bad?
Tbf it's not too far away. My father in law is a prominent Scottish historian.
(I don't have one type of friend though)
Mostly.
Is he the pre-eminent Scottish historian scholar?
That's probably why it seems so bad then.
I remember trying to introduce a friend to Alan Partridge via YouTube clips and it was awful. Tumbleweeds at every turn.
It isnt anything to be proud of Id never defend it.
The missus caught it once and was disgusted.
Last edited by Queenslander; 02-10-2020 at 09:14 PM.
One minute you're beaming in your Christmas jumper, then smug cunt 'uncle Davie' (real name: Hugh David Edward Strachan) goes 'They did look for Dawson tartan...', and they all fall out over who is and isn't a true Scotsman.
This is the transfer we didn't know we needed. Can we track the plane/car/ambulance?
We share the same tartan 😎. Ancient incest.
Anyway, trump 🍆
While I like the enthusiasm, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say you can track the car to the hospital they mention.
Is Kiko English or Scottish? Did he pretend to be Italian for a while too years ago?
Citizen of the World mate. International parasite class, looking down at the likes of us salt of the earth types over his bender Google glasses.
English. Grandmother is Italian. Married to a Scot/Portuguese.
Giggles pretending like he doesn't wish Kiko good morning every day in The Group.
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