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    Strewth.


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    We’re back in lockdown.



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    Country Kildare?

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    County. Have the put country in it somewhere? Wouldn’t be anything new for RTÉ.

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    No, I think it got auto corrected to that for some reason.

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    99% of the Kildare cases were in one bacon factory so anyone owns a restaurant or anything is cracking up.
    There’s a pub that was my old local for a time in Leixlip called the Salmon Leap which is actually just barely into Co. Dublin so I’d say they’re trebling prices as we speak.

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    As long as Dublin, Cork and wherever Castlebar is don't go back in then we're golden in terms of me still having a job.

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    Mayo. The virus wouldn’t even want to go to Mayo so you’re sorted.

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    Stansted was relatively light on distancing especially queuing for bag drop on Ryanair. Plane was probably 40-50% full. Faro was completely dead.

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    Tescos was packed for the first time since this whole thing started. The queue for the tills almost led back out of the door. The bloke behind me was so close his basket was clattering off me. Walked over to Brancepeth and noticed they've started putting up mannequins around the village. I don't like that village any more.

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    If it was wariness about a first generation jab, I could understand. Not some complete distrust of science.

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    That's fascinating, so you're telling me younger people are less likely to take it? I think less than 2m people get the flu jab, is there a reasom why this is meant to be worrying?

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    Someone in my office (coming from a completely innocent disposition) was worried about having a vaccination because they thought being injected with the virus would make them ill.

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    Isn't that a valid thought? Avoiding mild side-effects when you're not really at risk seems valid.

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    We need a good spate of 20-something deaths to make people give their heads a fucking shake.

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    Lewis you figured this out, yet? Needing some deaths to ensure people get jabbed up against ??? but climate change is a myth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Lewis you figured this out, yet? Needing some deaths to ensure people get jabbed up against ??? but climate change is a myth.
    Not just in reference to the jabs. To all the fuckwittery from people.

    Even a couple of 25 year olds from a house party would send a shockwave through here and change behaviours quicker than you can say lockdown.

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    Called that months ago.

    I can't say I blame them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Isn't that a valid thought? Avoiding mild side-effects when you're not really at risk seems valid.
    As was covered upthread, the standard for a vaccine to be deemed safe is fewer than 1 in 10,000 fucking up. So..., vaccinating 65m people and only ending up with 6,500 vegetables would be deemed a success.

    Six and a half thousand quadraspazzed people to vaccinate against a virus that's killed fifty-thousand people? Maybe worth it (not in my mind), but then consider that immunity to this shitter may only last a matter of months and you could have to be vaccinating people four times a year, potentially giving you up to twenty-six thousand vegetables for each year we have to do it.

    This does not make sense and screaming SCIENCE at people doesn't change that.

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    I just meant a little fever and some muscle aches but yeah, if someone is that concerned then they absolutely won't stray near it and fair fucking play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    I just meant a little fever and some muscle aches but yeah, if someone is that concerned then they absolutely won't stray near it and fair fucking play.
    A pro baseball player in the MLB, who got it and recovered prior to it coming back, has had to go from 90 pitches a (day/week?) to 30. This is half the problem with the disease. It seems to effect people completely randomly.

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    Yeah and I've not been able to taste the tears of my e-victories but you don't see me stopping people from living their lives. Fucking be happy with your 30 pitches and open up the raves, you cunts..

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    The only reason a rave should ever be opened is so you could torch the place full and exponentially improve society.

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    Shut it, you gammon.

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    The 1 in 10,000 rule doesn't result in x amount of "vegetables". It's looking for rare events. And the virus isn't always live in a vaccine. In the flu jab it is wholly inactivated. So anybody who says they have flu like symptoms after a flu jab is talking total bollocks.

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    Nah, they're talking bollocks if they say they have flu afterwards. Flu-like symptoms can cover the side-effects of the jab because the body's going to respond to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Shut it, you gammon.
    Has there ever been anything other than vermin inside the door of one? Your boys should bring the hotdogs to the lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Has there ever been anything other than vermin inside the door of one? Your boys should bring the hotdogs to the lot.
    Hotdogs

    Fam, what you're talking about in the sense of an Oceana 'up the city' and what I'm talking about are two very different things. I still wouldn't knock the former mind as they provide an entry-level access point for those living in cultural cesspits who are destined for greater things.

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    Surely they're all the same from your little aftershave/towel corner.

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    Toby is horny


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    Sadly for him even lockdown sceptics are probably bald twat sceptics as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Sadly for him even lockdown sceptics are probably bald twat sceptics as well.
    His sex life seems to have dried up for some reason


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    Alexei Sayle probably needs to know someone is impersonating him.

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    That's went well.



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    Quit while you're behind: Join the Herd.

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    I'd rather the effort was made and still end up in the same place than bow to the mental health brigade.

    We need to get the borders closed to people and meat factory government cronies watched properly.
    Last edited by Giggles; 10-08-2020 at 02:44 PM.

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    I just can't get used to wearing a mask. I've tried multiple re-useable ones as well as disposable ones. I sweat more than when a woman looks at me and I can't breathe properly.
    Last edited by Sir Andy Mahowry; 10-08-2020 at 03:28 PM.

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    That last sentence could have done with a comma.

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    I'm now in the land of the covid.

    Probably going to take a bit of getting used to all the behavioural shit we've had in the bin for months.

    Flying with a mask was surprisingly shit, not least because it's basically impossible to communicate on a plane whilst wearing one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    I'm now in the land of the covid.

    Probably going to take a bit of getting used to all the behavioural shit we've had in the bin for months.

    Flying with a mask was surprisingly shit, not least because it's basically impossible to communicate on a plane whilst wearing one.
    Did they provide the usual mid flight meal, booze, etc?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    I just can't get used to wearing a mask. I've tried multiple re-useable ones as well as disposable ones. I sweat more than when a woman looks at me and I can't breathe properly.
    Any woman? Or just the ones you find attractive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    Any woman? Or just the ones you find attractive?
    The more attractive, the more the sweat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    I'm now in the land of the covid.

    Probably going to take a bit of getting used to all the behavioural shit we've had in the bin for months.

    Flying with a mask was surprisingly shit, not least because it's basically impossible to communicate on a plane whilst wearing one.
    Is that from a channel island to England? There’s barely time to say anything in that space of time anyway.

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    Masks really are shit. I understand how China got workers to shit into nappies during the Beijing Olympic opening ceremony if their population are happy to wear those things all the time when there isn't even a pandemic about.

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    If you're in a shop long enough for a mask to annoy you, you're spending too long in there.

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    It really isn't that bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    If you're in a shop long enough for a mask to annoy you, you're spending too long in there.
    It annoys me almost instantly.

    Having glasses and a massive beard just doesn't work well with a mask.

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    It's probably a lot better in winter, but when you're stood in an 8 deep queue in the Tesco Metro with its sub-standard air conditioning they can hardly be described as good.

    I'll wear them, but then as you know, I also like a moan.

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    I forget I've even got one on within five minutes, you lot are the biggest bunch of fannies I've ever seen.

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