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    What is your opinion on Ketchup?

    Throughout my life I have gone back and fourth on ketchup. As a kid it was everything, then at some point I'd just eat everything with varieties of mayo basically and wouldn't let it even near a burger even. These days, I'm sort of back to it being a bit of an ace condiment and I'll stick it on a burger, bacon sarnie or even with sausage (in bread at least) quite often.

    Not a huge fan of dipping chips in it, but it ain't bad either.

    Gotta be something like Heinz as well. Sometimes you get these faffy "home made ketychups" in places and normally i'm food snob enough to go nuts for that kind of thing but for some reason they all taste of cinamon and clove and it's not right at all.

    What do you reckon?

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    I used to be pro but sometime around 26 or so I realised that it has just way too much sugar and became anti.

    Fanacy ketchups are even worse than the Heinz stuff.

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    It's fine. Sometimes I take the notion to dip chips or wedges or something in it but it doesn't go on much else. Hot dogs or sometimes burgers, I suppose.

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    It's alright.

    What kind of wrong'un goes for option 4?

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    I was at a house party once and around 5am someone made pasta and ketchup. I vomited after one bite.

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    It's really good until it's overused, when it becomes disgusting.

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    I only use it if I'm having chips or oven food. Who the fuck eats it with pasta?

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    I am a fan. I also put it on the chips, rather than being a high-maintenance dipping bender.

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    It's too sweet.

    I like the Leon ketchup but I wouldn't really call it ketchup.

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    I used to subsist on pasta and ketchup as a kid. when my family would take road trips to France, i’d always request that at restaurants. No longer, obviously

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    It's alright.

    What kind of wrong'un goes for option 4?
    Probably Igor, I feel like. Some sort of self-destructive behaviour you know.

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    'Pretty shit' is nowhere near enough. I will not permit it in the house and watching other people have it makes me feel sick. I'd rather dip my chips in poo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazuuurk View Post
    burger, bacon sarnie or even with sausage (in bread at least) quite often.
    Brown sauce.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Hot dogs or sometimes burgers, I suppose.
    Brown sauce.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I am a fan. I also put it on the chips, rather than being a high-maintenance dipping bender.
    Yep. Whazzing it over chips is the only time for ketchup tomato sauce.
    I'm a twit

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    The fuck is brown sauce

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    Putting Tomato sauce on chips, which to me is an italian sauce for pasta or maybe meatballs, is akin to putting ketchup on pasta and you are fucking weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    The fuck is brown sauce
    Ever had a stomach bug?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazuuurk View Post
    Ever had a stomach bug?
    Ah, recycling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazuuurk View Post
    Putting Tomato sauce on chips, which to me is an italian sauce for pasta or maybe meatballs, is akin to putting ketchup on pasta and you are fucking weird.
    Our northern friends refer to ketchup as 'tomato sauce' due to their lack of exposure to the proper stuff.

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    And for those who can't pronounce longer words it's "red sauce."

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    Tbf you’re the one who put pasta/pizza in the poll as if you think ketchup and tomato sauce are the same thing.

    Also when “homemade pizza” has just tomato purée as the base, its frickin’ minging.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Brown sauce.

    Brown sauce.

    Yep. Whazzing it over chips is the only time for ketchup tomato sauce.
    Brown sauce on a hotdog or burger? Fuck off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Brown sauce on a hotdog or burger? Fuck off.
    Maybe if you’re a paedo who has those minging rubber tinned “hotdog sausages” but a hotdog should be a proper sausage, hence choosing brown sauce. If it’s out of your hands and a wet dildo turns up on a roll, I suppose you’ve gotta do mustard and tomato sauce.
    I'm a twit

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    I'm somewhere between it's alright and it's pretty shit.

    It's a sauce for all things 'beige', but even then it's a runner up to a load of superior options. Mayonnaise, Sweet Chilli, Hot sauce, Chilli... etc.

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    One of the wanker burger restaurants in St. Louis made its own ketchup and it was actually not bad. Their ranch sauce was better though, so I always went in that direction for my freedom fries.

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    I think chips is basically the only time ketchup is called for. You need the tang, but with most other things there are better ways of delivering it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Maybe if you’re a paedo who has those minging rubber tinned “hotdog sausages” but a hotdog should be a proper sausage, hence choosing brown sauce. If it’s out of your hands and a wet dildo turns up on a roll, I suppose you’ve gotta do mustard and tomato sauce.
    That’s horrendously wrong.

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    I know a cunt puts red sauce in the bag of chips and eats them with his hand. Dirty bastard.

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    Only on a burger, hot dog or Falukorv. Too lazy too translate what Falukorv is.

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    Horrific.

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    I think Tommy K is just a hang over from childhood. A bit like sweets (no noncery), computer games (no noncery) and football stickers (Foe and Sincere nonce).

    When I was a kid I used to turn my Mash Potato pink my mixing Tomato sauce in with it. I'd also demand Pasta Shells covered in Tomato sauce as lunch.

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    I don't think I've ever liked ketchup.

    I'll eat it if it's already in a burger but even as a child I don't think I willingly put it on anything myself. I also don't think I ever used to eat off the children's menu at restaurants.

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    If u are ever tempted to write or say “red sauce”, just say ketchup instead. Instant life hack

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    Am tempted to put it on everything.

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    The only thing weirder than kids who put ketchup on pasta were the kids who "didn't like ketchup".

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    There's adults that put it on Sheppards Pie at the top of the tree. Although people who have beans with it are worse.

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    I don’t mind it on a burger, fruity brown is where it’s at though.

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    May I never google 'gay black man' again.

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    My dad gets annoyed when I don't put it on veg. It's on red meat or nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    There's adults that put it on Sheppards Pie at the top of the tree. Although people who have beans with it are worse.
    It's the natural place for it to go on a fry up, provided the beans are wild and not ramekin'd.

    Speaking of ramekins, I once ate one of those glass pots Gu desserts come in full of ketchup for a free drink in a pub. Free drink turned out to be absinthe.

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    Shindig your dad sounds insane.

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    Never been the biggest fan. Only place I'll have ketchup now is a hotdog. Mayo for chips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    My dad gets annoyed when I don't put it on veg.
    Annoyed?

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    Well, he always asks, "Are you not putting any on your veg?" Without fail.

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    I’d never put red sauce on anything like shepherds pie or anything but a good squirt of it in something like that when you’re cooking it works wonders.

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    Bit sweet, decent with fish and chips but not much else. Brown sauce with fry ups, and especially sausage &/or bacon sandwiches.

    The worst sauce depravity is my ex who put mayo on literally anything, including fry ups and sunday roasts.

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    Woah, fuck off. Fish and chips is vinegar town.

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    There's vinegar in ketchup. You can have both.

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    Bacon and sausage sarnies. Nothing else.

    And that only happens if there's no HP.

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    Yeah, if I had to pick I'd have vinegar over ketchup but I quite like both.

    And mushy peas.

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