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    I mean, it is beautiful. The lean for its own sake isn't much to write home about.

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    Plus you'll encounter a million people doing this.


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    One pushing it over, two holding it up. Is this Italy's version of the 'glass half empty/full' argument?

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    That would be a great place to do a cull. They're basically advertising that they're imbeciles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Legroom was also limited and even worse when the dickhead in front reclined is chair.
    The key to this when somebody's doing that in obviously cramped space is to wedge your knees against the seat and let them jiggle with it a bit until they decide it's broken and give up.

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    If it's too late, just fidget like a cunt and keep knocking their seat.

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    Or ask them to put their seat back up because it's crushing your legs. A reasonable person will apologise and do as you've asked and even an arsehole will realise the folly of pissing off the person behind them on a long flight.

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    I always end up internally seething

    The landing almost fucked up too. The plane made two big swerves just after touching down.

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    Have you got food poisoning yet?

    That's all I've ever heard from anyone that's been there.

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    I'm imagining Mahow in the state described in a Bill Bryson book whereby he leans down to tie his shoelaces, and at the same moment the person in front reclines their seat, meaning he is left stuck with his head between his legs for 9 hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Have you got food poisoning yet?

    That's all I've ever heard from anyone that's been there.
    I've only had two meals thus far.

    Seems like decent fare.

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    30c on the beach after some swimming in a pool and sea (which had some brilliant waves) eating some freshly made paella.

    Scenes.

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    An entertainer at the hotel made some ladies go round kissing men on the cheek, collecting their shirts and taking people's shoes.

    He ended up calling me his brother and mocking my large flip-flops, asking if I was planning on using them as water skis.

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    Keep us updated bro.

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    'how's Travelogue would be quite the show.

    *Mahow in the swimming pool with a t-shirt on*
    'Was the waitress looking at me? Good day'

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    *Ian on the voice over*

    'She was not looking at him'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    'how's Travelogue would be quite the show.

    *Mahow in the swimming pool with a t-shirt on*
    'Was the waitress looking at me? Good day'


    It was the singer last night

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    I've tapped into my feminine side today. I've been drinking non alcoholic banana mamas. It is a banana, pineapple, coconut and grenadine iced cocktail which is pink.

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    Why don't you drink alcohol Mahow? Maybe you're like the Indian fella on The Big Bang Theory.

    Tonight, no fuck it, today, you are to get shit faced on proper Bananarama's or whatever they are, and start chirpsing Caribbean gash. Report back with your findings.

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    I always thought grenadine was alcoholic.

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    All we'll get out of Mahow on the sauce is a post in the Health and Fitness thread about his shits.

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    Making his posts more interesting would indeed be a compound bonus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Why don't you drink alcohol Mahow? Maybe you're like the Indian fella on The Big Bang Theory.

    Tonight, no fuck it, today, you are to get shit faced on proper Bananarama's or whatever they are, and start chirpsing Caribbean gash. Report back with your findings.
    I don't like the taste, my Dad had problems with drink (he'd start bad mouthing my Mum to me until the early hours when I would stay at his house), I'm scared of not being fully in control and the pink elephant scene in Dumbo.

    The camwhore got me tipsy by getting a waitress to put alcohol in my drinks. I went along with it and I was largely the same so I'm not sure about your theory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    Plus you'll encounter a million people doing this.

    What dressed like they are from the 90's?

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    He took it with that magic camera he has.

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    That's due to his hipster camera.

    EDIT: Advanced final, our match.

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    This is why we've split the lol vote.

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    Some Canadians stole one of our pool beds after they or some Polish people (likely the Poles) stole one of our beach towels. Wankers.

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    Get smashed and go tell them off.

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    Well we just pinched one from the Polish lot as there was a spare after they left.

    It was either ours or a sleeping drunk Polak a few beds down who woke up and started groaning like he was dying, stood up and almost tripped over a couple of beds.

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    So the Polish have taken our women, our jobs, and now our sun beds?

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    Why are you even on this holiday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    So the Polish have taken our women, our jobs, and now our sun beds?
    Complete scum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Why are you even on this holiday?
    Filming the anxiety Christmas Special.

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    Bodes well...


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    Was your flight on? Heard on the radio loads people slept in the airport last night. Grim.

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    Mine's this evening so hopefully the backlog is sorted by then.

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    I'm going to Mexico in the summer. Who should I fly with: Iberia, AeroMexico or Lufthansa?

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    Malaysia Airlines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    I'm going to Mexico in the summer. Who should I fly with: Iberia, AeroMexico or Lufthansa?
    Former or latter.

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    My flight this morning was meant to take off at 6:10 and left the ground at 6:11. God bless those Germans.

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    You should complain tbh.

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    There's a twat here who carries around a guitar with him constantly. I've seen him every day by the pool and a few times in the restaurant now.

    Simmer the fuck down lad.

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    Play Freebird!

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    Applying for an ESTA is being a bit bollocks. Point of contact information in the US? I can give them the hotel address but no actual name.

    "Do you seek to act in espionage, sabotage or genocide?" And, I'm in. Just got to sort out roaming charges for my phone and currency.
    Last edited by Shindig; 10-03-2019 at 10:20 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Applying for an ESTA is being a bit bollocks. Point of contact information in the US? I can give them the hotel address but no actual name.

    "Do you seek to act in espionage, sabotage or genocide?" And, I'm in. Just got to sort out roaming charges for my phone and currency.
    I guess you can just put the hotel.

    For roaming, O2 do a thing where you can pay a fiver a day and use it fairly freely. If you're not with them then your network might have an equivalent. For currency, get a Starling Card (or Revolut/Monzo etc.). Rates are pretty good and it's far simpler to manage that through an app.

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    Roaming's been active on my account already. My data's unlimited on my plan so I only have to worry about calls to US numbers at £1.40 a minute.

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    We had a BIG MEGA Michael Jackson show last night.

    They would play the intros for the videos (christ they've aged badly, especially Bad which is actually laughable) and then a semi-decent dancer who dressed up like him (pre-white era ofc) came out with some crew whilst badly lip syncing.

    It was pretty woeful with the only real saving grace being some LOCO DANCERS who threw in some break dancing during Bad and for the encore.

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