The Travel Thread

[Jimmy Floyd]

I’ve eaten so much tapas today that I’ve gone back to my Airbnb for a nap. Call me Jose.

I'll save you time for all future trips away, just cut and paste the above and change the bolded words as appropriate.

coq au vin / affair / Pierre
cheeseburger / lynching / Hank
waffles / joint / Wim
vodka / suicide / Jarkko
pizza / look at myself in the mirror / Gianni

etc.