If they took all those small £5m-£20m fees and splashed it all on one defender, they would be OK. Similar way if PSG or Barcelona decided to buy Kante, they wouldn't lose a single game.
Cavani one of the strikers Utd are looking at apparently. He looked nailed on to go to Atletico but they've pulled out.
Off to Miami thanks to Becks sex appeal.
Looks like a noncey Dracula.
Those arms do look a touch skinny.
"All the better for wanking you off..."
I can tell just from looking at him that he is dogshit.
With that build I could see him doing what Reyes did for Arsenal. Start well and then some Neville analogue spends an afternoon hoofing him up in the air and he doesn't fancy it so much after that.
Ole will make fun of his ears and that'll be the end of him.
He's going to don it.
I wonder whether Juan Mata regrets wasting his peak years at United. If he had left Chelsea to go be the designated flair player in a workmanlike Spanish/Italian team he might not have aged fifteen years since.
Does he really look any older than he did when he joined Chelsea? He always looked old.
Surprised Chelsea have let Lamptey go to Brighton, looked good in the 2-1 against Arsenal.
Right decision for him, he was never going to get a regular game with Reece James in front of him, possibly ever.
Josh King (back) to United seems to be doing the rounds.
Solksjaer might as well dust off his boots.
Martial - Solksjaer - Greenwood
Speaking of coming back to former clubs, Gareth...
AC Milan signing a Wigan defender is end of days stuff.
Say what you will about 'LvG' but he would have chucked some eighteen year old in until Marcus Rashford came back. Joshua King. Fucking hell.
Proper Souness/Hodgson signing.
We've already chucked the 18 year old in. We're laughably thin up front at this point.
Edit: the only actual striker we have in the youth squads who's meant to be good is Hoogewerf who's sixteen. Ramazini is highly rated I think and is eighteen, could give him a go at left wing.
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Ryan Bennett is off to Leicester on loan from Wolves.
Stick him in, play Dalot on the right, Chong (who is crap), even Williams could do a shift on the left if necessary. It's a few weeks. Improvise. Don't spend REBUILD money on some goon who won't get a game beyond March.
Well we've had Williams on the left ahead of Shaw in some games anyway so I don't see why we couldn't do more of that.
Lol if there's been any serious attempt to buy Josh sodding King.
He’s patriotic, Ole.
I feel like everyone else struggling to find form has done him a massive favour. Especially Arsenal. Ole’s target for the year could genuinely have been “finish above Arsenal” and it would have sounded like a decent achievement, but they’re currently 10th with the same number of points as the team in 14th(!) so ehhh maybe not. Going off the league table it looks like he’s actually doing okay but the fact that united could end up 8th on goal difference if Wolves beat them this weekend tells another story. The teams between 5-14th are in a little league on their own and it’s quality. Easy to enjoy it when Liverpool are unbeaten and 19 points clear though. Gonna soar past 100 points with ease and it’s gonna be amazing. 🤤 This season is fantastic.
I'm a twit
We're like 6 points behind them so it'll come.
What's Dugarry doing these days?
I'd rather bring Macheda back than Josh King.
Josh King agreed, provisional on them finding a replacement apparently.
I do get the need for bodies but blood hell.
Chance of it being bollocks then if the ITKs are on it.
Where is Guiseppe Rossi these days?
Genoa. Not as impressive. I had a look at some of Liverpool's "the next" whatever.
Sinama Pongolle - Liverpool > Blackburn > Recreativo > Atletico Madrid > Sporting CP > Zaragoza > St Etienne > Rostov > Chicago Fire > Lausanne-Sport > Dundee United > Chainat Hornbill and still at it now at the age of 35 with Saint-Pierroise.
Next in line was Zidane who sadly never scaled the same heights with just three French caps.
Liverpool > Marseille > Bordeaux > Rennes > Anorthosis > Nantes.
Paul Konchesky (shudder) had a bit of a drop after us. Liverpool > Forest > Leicester > QPR > Gillingham > Billercay Town > East Thurrock
Finally, because I'm bored.
Igor Biscan is now manager of Croatia's U19's.
By Zidane do you mean Le Tallec or Cheyrou?
How have I only just spotted the Klopp quote in Smiffy's signature?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51325071
He's done it again. Haters gonna hate.
I love these crap ITKs.
We're looking at Ighalo on loan but his wages are retarded so probably won't go through. Slimani also mentioned.
Probably too late for anything to happen, barring something different becoming available out of the blue.
The use of we has never been more unwarrented.
Simon Stone and Romano confirming the above.
I know man utd have fallen off but those names are fucking ridiculous.
This is Manchester United here lads.
Manchester United.
It’s great, isn’t it!