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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    The lone assistant in the hospital WH Smith tonight had his own little Christmas playlist going on his phone. I was in twice over the course of an hour and the second time he was happily bopping along to what sounded like DMX doing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
    It's a banger.


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    Crunk mix or fuck off.


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    If you're allowing Die Hard as a Christmas film then you needn't bother because Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is better anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Go through the old Christmas threads and see how shit they were every year. That should help.
    You're so right.

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    One of my favourite Christmas songs was by Michelle McManus, some X-Factor type contestant singing O Holy Night. It gave me goosebumps.

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    My sister gave me this advent calender today:



    It is quality.

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    Isn't it kinda late for that, though? Or do you just eat all the shit to catch up the date.

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    I just ate what I needed to catch up.

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    Later this evening you'll decide today is the 4th, 5th, 6th and so on, right? I don't think I've ever successfully managed an advent calendar in my lifetime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smjffy View Post
    Later this evening you'll decide today is the 4th, 5th, 6th and so on, right? I don't think I've ever successfully managed an advent calendar in my lifetime.
    I'm not going to rule it out.

    Last year I couldn't be fucked at all. I undid the top of the cardboard box, slid the whole tray out and just ate them all.

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    It's the right thing to do tbf, although I'm not a huge fan of Haribo. It's just rubber junk to me. I want something with substance. A chunky KitKat perhaps or a Crunchie.

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    I'd take Moam over Haribo.

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    Haribo goes in the freezer or the bin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    I'd take Moam over Haribo.
    It also includes some Moam.

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    You put gummy bears into the freezer? What?

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    I've been saying this for years here. Try it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I've been saying this for years here. Try it.
    Don't you say that about every gummy sweet?

    I thought you were joking when you told me to put these:



    in the freezer.

    Couldn't do it though.

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    i fuckin love the look on that snake

    he's like "yea it me, the snake"

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    Also that sounds awful.

    Chocolate in the freezer is great. GUMMY BEARS?

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    Freeze 'em up lads.

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    I don’t know what gummy bears are but jellies in the freezer are good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Also that sounds awful.

    Chocolate in the freezer is great. GUMMY BEARS?
    Chocolate in the freezer? What the FUCK?

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    "I don't know what gummy bears are"
    "Chocolate in the freezer?!"

    Nah fuck ya'll I'm not getting trolled today!

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    Do they just become boiled sweets at that point? Or do they retain some gelatinous spring?

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    Chocolate in the freezer is serial killer level.

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    Do you guys have Reese cups? Take a fuckin Reese cup and chuck it in the freezer for a few hours I bet it changes your entire life.

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    Do we fuck.

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    If you want to incorporate frozen Reese cups into your foreplay activities that's your prerogative, king.

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    I have a Reece's advent calendar (#GlobalBritain). The white ones are the best.

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    White Reese cups are for serial killers, though, it must be said.

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    And why the FUCK did you spell Reese with a C I swear to GOD if you all have Reece's Cups I'm going to blow a gasket.

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    I haven't got my glasses on.

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    Chocolate in the freezer is fucking mental.

    I like mine in the fridge but I can understand why the PURISTS (fuck off RL) would look down on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Chocolate in the freezer is fucking mental.

    I like mine in the fridge but I can understand why the PURISTS (fuck off RL) would look down on me.
    The purists would scoff at you eating anything other than some 95% cocoa that tastes like coal anyway.

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    Chocolate at room temperature, and if you use your teeth you're a pleb.

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    Robbie Williams needs to fuck off.

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    Oh no I used to idolize RW what happened

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    Redcurrant juice in the freezer overnight used to be my shit

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    I've got a Reekus advent calendar too. The one with Reekus peecus inside it is the best one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    i fuckin love the look on that snake

    he's like "yea it me, the snake"
    I'm a twit

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    As if lewis and mahow put anything but the chopped up remains of prostitutes in their freezers

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    Putting sweets and chocolate in the freezer is just a gateway. They will eventually put a dead body in it.

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    If you had a dead body on your hands, wouldn't the freezer be the natural place to put it? Better than stacking it on a space heater or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    If you had a dead body on your hands, wouldn't the freezer be the natural place to put it? Better than stacking it on a space heater or something.
    It's surprising how such a shit hiding place is so popular.

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    i don't think it's as much a hiding place as a place to freeze the body so it doesn't decay and stink

    aaaah i think i see what you guys mean now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    As if lewis and mahow put anything but the chopped up remains of prostitutes in their freezers

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    I have a place that would be absolutely perfect for hiding a body. Happy to house one for £10,000 should the need ever arise.
    I'm a twit

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    Is it the passenger seat of your car?

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    Baz has always wanted to recreate Weekend at Bernie's.

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    Bloody great film.

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