Our line up is boss!
Sue Smith commentating on the West Ham game.
She reckons even Chelsea fans will have had a tear in their eye when David Martin hugged his dad on Saturday.
That said, any desire for Utd to ever win goes out the window as soon as you see a smile on the face of that vermin Lingard.
He's my FF keeper along with both Spurs centrebacks. FML.
That goalkeeping
I thought when United signed James they would kill his career but the more I watch him constantly picking himself up the more I'm convinced the kill will be an actual death.
Get out of there, ya twat.
That was a very special corner.
The way he hits those is incredible.
Rashford's got his shooting boots on tonight. That would've been a stunning goal.
This team would transform with a decent number 10 instead of Lingard or fucking Pereira.
We are a completely different side with Tammy Abraham in it - the link up play, and the finishing, are light years ahead of Batshuayi or Giroud. I can't believe how much I underestimated him prior to this season.
He's likeable too which is a first for Chelsea strikers.
Vardy got booked for diving despite being a definite penalty.
VAR fucked him.
That was quality by Alli tbf.
All over them and we've fucked it.
That's technically handball by the rules.
Ali is a horrible little rat cunt, but that was brilliantly done.
Are you confusing him with Ashley Young?
They don’t get much more rat cunty than Alli in fairness.
That pass from Mane! And of course our Divock scores
Mané should be footballer of the year shouldn't he? I bet they give it to Salah or van Dijk.
That was lovely by Mane.
Lol if that’s given. Yellow for Rashford all day.
For some reason it has just struck me at this point that 'Hotspur' is a really weird word to have as the second half of a team name.
Oh my. Origi.
Divock, again. Proper lovely stuff
If someone told me that Declan Rice had special needs, I wouldn't bat an eyelid.
Mike posting about Liverpool is worse than Liverpool being good.
Mane, obvs.
All four of our goals have been sex.
That was so comfortable but these shitty goals we keep conceding is annoying. I doubt it will cost us all too much as we're too good going forward too but meh.
Three points is all that matters for this month.
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It's going to finish 5-5.
Top Ireland hates Baz, Bottom Ireland hates Mike? Or vice versa?
2nd half has been atrocious to watch
We're now six clear of fifth-placed Wolves, this is going to be one of the dullest second halves to a season in living memory. Even Leicester can play the kids now really.
Dele Alli under Mourinho
Donning Mourinho feels good.
Ole Gunnar Binman safe, Paulp Ogba comes back, goes on a mad one, they start to threaten the top four, then he stops bothering to save himself for international duty, come sixth, miss out on their main transfer targets...
Pretty much.
Fantastic result, very good performance and with Bournemouth and Watford next up in the league.
This evening got me proper giddy for the first time so now we're going to turn to shit, right?
At least now we know who to blame if it does