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    2024 - A Prediction Thread

    So we've already had a plane burst into flames, earthquakes, flooding, and a disabled nonce reveal. What else awaits us in 2024?

    I'll kick us off:

    • Mourinho to be hired as the next England manager
    • Lockdown measures in reaction to a new killer bovid strain
    • David Walliams is finally outed as a mega nonce
    • Liam & Noel get the band back together
    • Ukraine will lose the war
    • @Mellberg will return to the board

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    I'm trying to think of something whacky and funny to say, but almost anything feels atleast somewhat realistic at the moment, so, I don't know... Killer Slugs.

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    China to annex Taiwan and get it done a lot more successfully than Putin has Ukraine.

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    It's hard to see how Mellin comes back without pleading Mental Health, and that's far more embarrassing than his trading credentials going up in smoke, which means he probably won't.

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    - England will not only win the Euros, but do so with consummate ease. Southgate will resign and be knighted before assuming permanent father-of-the-nation status. Eddie Howe will take over. Scotland will lose every game.
    - President Milei of Argentina will get assassinated
    - Golf will get back together and tennis will break apart
    - Verstappen won't drop a race
    - Sunak will get a job at Meta, maybe as Cleggers's number two
    - The Swiss System will be universally derided, abolished or possibly not even happen in the first place
    - Starmer will become PM and one of his first appointments will be Gary Neville as some kind of football regulation tsar
    - Trump will win in November, by the barest of margins, and although he is a deeply corrupt and evil cunt it will nonetheless be a good thing overall
    - A really famous person will die in some sort of fiery accident. Haven't had one of those since Kobe, it's due.
    - TTH will somehow keep going at a similar strength to now.

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    I suppose the other alternative is that he did actually win big and decided to hot foot it with that rather than just the few grand buy in.

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    I would happily cry to the police if so.

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    Grass.

    Even as a shareholder in that scheme I'm not arsed, if he actually did go big (he didn't) then fair fucks to the fella. He lost a load of cred with me by hiding, the big balls would have been to hide in plain sight whilst spending our money on drugs and sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Killer Slugs.
    Been done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    It's hard to see how Mellin comes back without pleading Mental Health, and that's far more embarrassing than his trading credentials going up in smoke, which means he probably won't.
    "Lads, I've been in prison again."

    Easy.

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    Perhaps he never left. They have access to all sorts on the inside these days.

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