So we've already had a plane burst into flames, earthquakes, flooding, and a disabled nonce reveal. What else awaits us in 2024?
I'll kick us off:
- Mourinho to be hired as the next England manager
- Lockdown measures in reaction to a new killer bovid strain
- David Walliams is finally outed as a mega nonce
- Liam & Noel get the band back together
- Ukraine will lose the war
- @Mellberg will return to the board