What a ridiculous dickhead.
What a ridiculous dickhead.
There you go. No chance to think about it. Just lamps it. Goal.
Why isn't Greenwood on free-kicks? Doesn't he score them with both feet for a laugh?
Cocky little prick. I'd sell him.
The state of that Celtic group table. How shit are Lazio?
Stupid defender got in his way
Rangers comfortably batting Porto away is definitely the more result of the night.
I realised a long time ago that trying to make sense of the Europa League group stage is a fool's errand. It's pretty much a random results generating system.
If that is a red as the tweet suggests it should be we're no longer playing football.
It's really not, the club with more money than the other goes through. You'll have the occasional result where an underated team like Eintracht upset someone but it's really very predictable.
Looking at how Roma were faring too I assumed the Italians were stuck somewhere akin to where we were 5 years ago when nobody cared and it affected performance. We seem to have pushed through that by way of just having much more money/better squads than everyone else. Presumably the lure of the Champions League (probably United and Arsenal's most feasible route into it next season) has in part led to this.
Dulwich v Carlisle on BBC tonight, if you want to see the most hipster club that these isles have to offer.
I seen that earlier when I was looking on BBC to see if they were showing this Ireland-Northern Ireland super cup thing. Is it FA Cup first round?
Yep. It's a proper little ground, to be fair to it. Saaaaf London represent.
I was going to get a Now TV week pass for the other thing and the NFL Sunday but the cunts make you get two subs to get Sky Sports and Premier Sports, so Dulwich it is.
Surely Forest Green with all their vegan shit qualify as 'most hipster'. In the Football League, perhaps.
What level are Dulwich Hamlet? I'm pretty sure we (Guernsey) were playing in the same league as them fairly recently.
No FA Cup dreams allowed here.
Are Dulwich our St. Pauli?
Yes, albeit much smaller, and full of south London geezers.
I saw Jamie Carragher quoted as saying City and Liverpool 'can't stand each other' earlier, which I'm guessing Sky put him up to as part of his continuing probation.
How Carragher still has a job considering he likes to spit on underage girls, I don't know.
I largely enjoy neville and carragher as a punditry duo, but the thing that always annoys me is when Carragher is clearly right about something and Neville is talking shite, but Carra just doesn't have the tools to put him in his place. Feels like Neville is borderline trolling at times, and Carragher just ends up getting so frustrated by how wrong Neville is that he can't do anything but angrily splutter.
I think it mostly annoys me because it reminds me of being 14 and my mates deliberately saying stupid shit to get a reaction out of me, and i never fucking learned.
Gary Neville falls to bits when he starts straying away from what's on the screen in front of him, and Carragher probably calls him a fanny and all sorts off camera for it, but when they're live he has to keep a lid on it.
Asian Champions League Final 1st leg kicks off at 1630.
Al Hilal v Urawa Red Diamonds.
Reece James starting a Premier League game. You love to see it
Christian Pulisic consistently outstanding game after game after game now. Suck it, doubters.
Chelsea are absolutely brilliant.
Best thing in this game was Mike Dean doing a flourishing sarcastic VAR check signal. We need to clone him so he can never retire.
Wait until Loftus Cheek replaces Mount and Rudiger for Zouma - who has improved to be fair.
Loftus Cheek is a dead duck. He will have constant 9 month injuries until he retires, his back doesn't work.
It's hard to pinpoint one thing that has made us so much better but I would say the manager needs an awful lot of credit.
Them three months he’s fit though
I doubt even prime Kaka would replace Mount if we’re being honest so it probably doesn’t even matter.
Lampard deserves far more credit than he's getting thus far.
Mount has done a pretty peachy job given he is 12 and has the physique to match. Tomori has been a massive bonus as well, future captain.
The thing with Lampard is he is the opposite of our old mate Maurizio in that when faced with a decision, he will always go with the bolder option and it has paid off for him massively. You will have the odd game like Man U which doesn't go right but so be it.
If you lined up every British footballer under 25, Waff would break his cock off trying to do them all.
We need to rein this stuff in now.
He's also both respected, due to being a fantastic player and is also a likeable guy, which Chelsea have been missing since Rafa. They're instantly more likeable and playing good football.
And that's saying something considering the club double dipped on the stench that is Mourinho and what he brings.
Expectations and pressures must've lowered when the transfer ban hit, though. A lot of fringe players have perked up, given the chance and the squad seems pretty happy.
I saw a bus rolling with a massive one the other day, yet on the actual naval base they don't seem to have bothered with any of it. I think that that's quite revealing.
If they disallow this...lol...
Sheffield player looks to be offside by a toe nail.
It must be awful to be a West Ham fan.
Jesus Christ. The English really are the worst at this, VAR is nowhere as bad anywhere else
VAR is awful. Regardless of whether the decision is right - it has destroyed the spontaneity and fun of football. Sheff Utd just scored a late equalizer and nobody could celebrate or cheer, pending awaiting fucking VAR.