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Thread: Apprentice 2019: Can blind people be just as smug?

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    £30 offer on a £200 book? LOL.

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    Claude's face then.

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    “A calculated risk”. Fuck off.

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    What a mong.

    They'll lose it because of that.

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    Hold up, did she just offer more than he asked for? Did I miss something?

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    Claude's face then.
    it's been a good episode for that from him and Karren.

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    I haven't watched this for years, but I don't know why they bother claiming it has anything to do with business any more.

    The double barrelled wanker is actually alright it seems.

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    He said it would be £10 to replace, but then said it was used on the boat race winner and was special.... I'd still have started at £10, or asked him where he would go to replace it.

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    Is there only one book store in the whole of Oxford and Cambridge?

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    Thomas has donned Lottie there. Lost in all the bollocks was her trying to offer £68 when they'd just said £60....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post

    it's been a good episode for that from him and Karren.
    Living in Oxford it's interesting watching Karren. She doesn't have a clue what she's talking about for the most part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Is there only one book store in the whole of Oxford and Cambridge?
    There's one renowned rare books store in Oxford, but a fuck load of others.

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    "You don't gamble in business"

    What?

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    Claude again.

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    And you can see she's done about as much research as Alan Hansen for a non-England World Cup game.

    You'd be able to get a book fitting that criteria in a few places.

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    It has to be pre WW2, not from the 19th century.

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    Oxford and Cambridge are obviously both cities.

    Fucking hell.

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    I like Thomas. Lottie reminds me of a praying mantis.

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    Marianne was crap.

    Punt (lol) her into the sea.

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    Riyonn has to go.

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    Riyonn has been shite from top to bottom. Get rid.

    Sadly Hyphen is probably still safe.

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    Riyonn lolling that Toad can't possibly be gin (or vodka) when the art guy told them in the car at the start was gold, especially as they're all claiming they can't remember it now.

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    Design a rollercoaster is the next task? YES. I am 100% in.

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    Shiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

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    One of them's bound to suggest a name like "Crash!" or "Pile Up" or "Heap of Broken Limbs" or something.

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    Riyonn just admitted that they called up pretty much every bakery in Oxford trying to find Toad.

    Surely after 2 or 3 had no idea that they should have twigged that it isn't bread.

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    Remembering that this about rollercoasters had me try and fail to find the photo of Lofty. Didn't it used to come up with the right Google image search? Probably went down with the old board I guess.

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    That was a classic.

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    Roller coaster guy is the right thing to search for. Some of his bantmates created a twitter or something for him.

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    Fucking top result for roller coaster guy.

    Still amazing.

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    All of you better be saving a copy. Can't risk losing it.

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    This presentation is so wooden.

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    Knife to the back to Thomas.

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    Thomas is seething.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    All of you better be saving a copy. Can't risk losing it.
    I've booked in to get it tattooed on both my back and stomach, just to be safe.

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    Of course that was Ryan-Mark's reaction.

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    Thomas is getting shut down.

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    I've definitely done a backwards drop on a coaster before... Claude was talking shite there.

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    Karren and Claude both speaking some amount of shite in this one so far to be fair.

    "Oh they just want it to be the fastest and have the most loops." Yes, Karren, people like rollercoasters that do more things, faster things, bigger things.

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    As a concept I like 'INSOMNIA' better as I think it's a really good idea about changing from dreams to nightmares.

    Getting on a spaceship to travel round the world in order to restore the gravitational force (it would spin back time you mongs, Superman showed us this) is horseshit.

    The actual rollercoaster view goes to THE FINAL LOOP though.

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    The concept of Insomnia is fine but the way they've presented it is awful.

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    As if that one won.

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    Thomas gone unless his business plan (PILLOWS, GUVNAR) is brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    As if that one won.
    Who wants to deal with a coaster with 15 loops that goes 125mph in 1.25 seconds?

    It would be constantly breaking.

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    I'm thinking double.

    Lottie and Scarlett.

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    Dean has contributed nothing throughout and I think that while Lottie is a turbocunt she's not to blame for this.

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    She's had a stroke there.

    "no, no, no. My aim is to NOT get on with everybody"

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    He's gone soft.

    I thought the coin flip was to see which one was fired.

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    Aisha started to get up about three times there before she actually did.

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    The bar is set, Apprentice dickheads.

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