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Thread: Apprentice 2019: Can blind people be just as smug?

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    Yep.

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    One of the best tasks so far last night, I could barely watch at times. Lottie scolding Dean and claiming "well I can take 3 plates actually" whilst the food was sitting there ready to be served was incredible.

    Fantastic to see the little fat posh rat fuck off out of the show too, what an absolute bellend he was.

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    I haven't watched You're Fired yet but I'm gonna guess he didn't have a great sense of humour about himself.

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    I don't know if I should watch You're Fired.

    On the one hand he's a massive tool and I don't really want to see more of him. On the other hand Tom Allen should royally take the piss out of him.

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    Yeah any good You're Fired host makes the dickheads look worse and will bring the nice ones in on the joke. And I've harped on about this enough but Allen is so much better now than he was at first

    They do tend to choose well though. Jack Dee the only shit one since I've been watching.

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    I've really liked Allen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post


    Roller coaster guy is the right thing to search for. Some of his bantmates created a twitter or something for him.
    I fucking come back lurking for the Mourinho bants and see this

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    It's your gift to us.

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    Lofty.

    The tree still a thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    I fucking come back lurking for the Mourinho bants and see this


    Had a good lol at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Lofty.

    The tree still a thing?
    I am married to a new tree now.

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    And TTH wasn't invited?

    Wanker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    And TTH wasn't invited?

    Wanker.
    To be fair it was in Greece so the majority of people weren't invited which went down like one of Magic's porn recommendations.

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    Music production. This should be good.

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    Little Mix? Fucking hell Dean.

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    I don’t want to call it a talent.... but it is a talent.

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    Is Lottie ever not seething?

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    Thomas wants to cave Marianne's skull in.

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    I've been in the music industry for 15 years now

    Fuck off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    I've been in the music industry for 15 years now
    Is that purely because she plays the fucking viola?

    She's a pissing librarian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Is that purely because she plays the fucking viola?

    She's a pissing librarian.
    I'd have loved if one of them called her out on it.

    "Sorry, how old are you?"

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    Just cut the whole song

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    Oh great, get in a pro musician cut all his lines and have someone shit lay lyrics on the track.

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    Lottie better win this. The others are fucking clueless.

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    Thomas and Marianne playing into my prediction here.

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    "No, they like me more..."

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    Lewis fucked that hard

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    Good God what the fuck was Lewis doing?

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    Claude in the club

    He looked like he was going to top himself.

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    We can do £525
    Fine, you've twisted my arm £500


    The fuck?

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    I hope they lose by that £25 now.

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    It's annoying how much Lottie is pretending to like it.

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    Thomas should go but Alan clearly likes him and/or he has a good business plan so Marianne to go.

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    Karen throwing a mean right hook to Pamela there.

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    Fragrances next week, you say?

    https://youtu.be/GrEa3zUO2V8

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    The "shit" and "anyway, I'll leave it with you" are televisual gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    The "shit" and "anyway, I'll leave it with you" are televisual gold.
    Nothing beats the trampoline episode. No idea what season, though.

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    Thomas spoiled my prediction, the big mental twat. He looked fucking heartbroken though.

    Lewis and Dean are both absolutely diabolical.

    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    Fragrances next week, you say?

    https://youtu.be/GrEa3zUO2V8
    One of my favourite all time Apprentice moments.

    The entire QVC task was also incredible.

    And the fucking octopus.

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    I had forgotten just how good it was.

    You could get that octopus and stretch it even further.
    Well I think the main question then is, how stretchy is an octopus.

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    Even thinking about it now I feel the need to remind myself that they bought A FUCKING OCTOPUS.

    It makes me happy.

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    Even if she loses, Pamela should be safe as houses. Those two guys were both fucking pathetic.

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    Odd that they focus on one thicko packaging of indepedent parfam but 'breath in the scent' on the other gets away with it.

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    I forgot it was Wednesday until about 20 minutes ago so watching now.

    Has Lewis THE MARKETING GURU gotten anything right? He always seems to be really wide of the mark.

    Edit: Power is calling
    Last edited by Sir Andy Mahowry; 04-12-2019 at 11:21 PM.

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    I spent the last fifteen minutes of that episode drooling over Pamela in that orange dress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    I spent the last fifteen minutes of that episode drooling over Pamela in that orange dress.
    She's by far the best looking in the season.

    Stunned that it took this long for Dean to get punted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    I spent the last fifteen minutes of that episode drooling over Pamela in that orange dress.
    Yep, she’s incredible.

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    A complex man of £1k caviar and £1.99 Happy Meals.

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    Lottie made about 79 different facial expressions in that that all gave me the heave. The 'delight' at mention of the Queen's perfume, the barely concealed glee when the other team were getting told off. I hope somebody rips her inside out next week.

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    Dean finally getting the boot at least makes up for the fact I have to watch that preening little cunt Lottie again next week. I couldn't name one thing he'd done correctly in the 10 weeks so far.

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