Thomas looked so happy to be moved away from Lottie.
Thomas looked so happy to be moved away from Lottie.
Why does Alan Sugar sound like he's just learning to read?
"Yah I'm also laaaaaaahhhhk super good"
"So you wanna be PM?"
Shits out sphincter "WHAT? NO!"
Fuck off, Hyphen.
They need the king of the advert.
Dean is an absolute gimp.
The extent to which he would do anything Lewis told him to is Jedi Jim-esque.
Wow, Helsinki pride was amazing.
Double firing of Thomas and Marianne I reckon.
Punt the three of them.
Fuck off, Sugar. Should've sacked the little weasel.
He's not been PM so he can play that card when he thought Sugar would fire him.
Oh, I'll be PM next week.
He's already backtracking on it.
Well it's a vote so...
He is an odious little scrote, isn't he. I was praying for a double firing.
If 7 weeks have gone by and you've not considered yourself capable of managing ANY of them, that says a lot.
Him saying this week that he'd be a great PM but he wasn't putting his hat in the ring should have been enough to get rid of the little bastard on the spot.
Famous last words from Lottie.
"We didn't PROMISE them bottomless booze...."
You literally did.
So they’re going to piss away money on an entertainer they don’t want? Amazing.
Although not as bad as a set of violinists for over 200.
Lottie is safe though after that fuck up.
I like this give no fucks Carina.
Ryan-Mark with the LADS.
Changing the sub team leader is amazing.
No one asked for about any allergies or dietary requirements? Pissing hell.
Hyphen is literally wearing a crown.
“A very expensive fruit salad”.
A fruit salad for mains
That micro-management.
About half of each team could go.
A fruit salad for a main. Christ almighty.
It HAS to be a multi firing.
He's only got one multi this year but yeah, this feels like the one.
Hyphen has to go. Not sure who else you get rid of. He’s trying to pass the buck on the allergies.
£15. Fuck. Is that the smallest margin of victory on a profit task?
Hyphen wants to take Marianne with him and it might be successful.
Lewis has not said a single word.
Fuck me. Thomas is a hero.
Is he looking for his hole or what?
It has to be the multi next week then.
I'm surprised he didn't cut Marianne.
Thomas is winning this, he's the Bart to Sralan's Mr Burns.
Ryan-Mark was hopeless, but hilarious. I'll miss him from the show, but it was absolutely the right call to get rid. The fact that he tried to bring in Pamela - who's quick thinking was the only reason they didn't get another £400 of fines - shows how clueless he is.
Two weeks before interviews with three more to get rid of, no?
Marianne - Flirts with competence but can't seem to quite get it right a lot of the time. Probably not long for this series.
Dean - Absolutely useless and should go soon.
Lewis - Has seemed either useless or edited out of relevance without getting any real stick so I assume he's got a good business plan.
Carina - A bit rubbish? I think?
Thomas - Entertaining and they'll definitely want him in the interviews even if Sugar has no intention of him winning.
Lottie - A psychopath who will clearly have a blazing row with somebody in the interviews so again, probably safe for now.
Pamela - Seems level-headed without having done anything that good for the most part so again, probably has a good business plan.
Scarlett - I just had to Google her to remind myself who she was. Probably in the Lewis / Carina mold.
I'm going for Dean, Marianne and Carina to go in the next two weeks.
Dean has looked out of his depth every week. The win when he was PM was in spite of him, rather than because of him.
He is absolutely hopeless and I legitimately don't think they've shown us him doing a single good thing.
Was it his week as PM when he lived exclusively in Lewis' arsehole?